So here we are ladies and gentlemen, Don’t Stop. The segundo single off 5 segundos of Summer’s debut album of the same name. Now the pamagat lets us all know exactly what this thing is gonna be about so there’s no use trying to hide it. They wrote a sex song, I see you’ve grown up 5SoS, good for you! Here’s a freaking cookie. The music video starts out with an underwear gag with them all in superhero outfits, joyful. I am filling with happiness….

The music kicks in to what at first seems like a normal pop punk song, and then it all goes downhill from there. Yeah, that happened fast,...