Demotivational Humphrey 5

Humphrey’s bad past
sa pamamagitan ng Jacob Quesenberry
Disclaimer: I do not know what really happened in Humphrey’s past.
Warning this story contains violence and foul language.

Introduction:
In Jasper Park Canada a grey lobo with ice blue eyes and dark and light gray balahibo was about with his friends.
Humphrey: I was out with my friends, Salty, shaky and Mooch. We were inventing a new game called log pagpaparagos when my mom and dad were walking sa pamamagitan ng and saw me and my mga kaibigan on the log ready to go down a steep but short hill, just as we were about to take off down the burol I heard my parents say.
Mom and dad:...

These Chapters are through the eyes of Humphrey unless otherwise stated.



It's the morning after Kate and I were married.

"Kate, It's time to get up!" I sinabi sweetly into her ear.
"What time is it?" She asked.
"Time to get up!" I joked.
"OK smartass!" She laughed.
Kate shuffled around trying to get up fairly quickly as we both wanted to see how Lilly and Garth were doing. We wanted to stop sa pamamagitan ng for about 5 minutos then head down to the lake to wash up. When we got to the yungib they were up and about getting ready to go to the lake themselves.

"Kate, Humphrey, Whats up guys?" Garth asked.
"Just wanted to...

The picture below THIS story is a MIG-31

The susunod morning, Humphrey, Shakey, Salty, and Mooch were out playing. It was the first time in a long time that Humphrey had ever played like an Omega.
“Man, I miss these days!” Humphrey yelled.
“We miss you!” Shakey said.
Balto had a whole pack of Aso with him. Some of the Aso had a violent name such as Steele.
“Hey, guys, look who it is!” Balto sinabi to his pack. He twisted his jaw, causing it to crack, “My jaw was never the same!”
“They are the most motley, the most disgusting, the most stupidest mga lobo I’ve ever seen!” one...