Angel Fave quotes?

Joker posted on Dec 25, 2007 at 06:09PM
I just added this as it was over on the Buffy page and I kind of like seeing what other people find funny or whatever...

Doyle: ...violence isn't gonna solve anything (headbutt)...on the other hand it's kind festive!

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sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas amazondebs said…
yeah if anyone wants to check out the buffy one heres the link

link

my favorite funny moment from angel is and will always be when cordelia and wesley are mocking buffy and angel

Cordy-Oh Angel, I know that I'm a Slayer and you a vampire and it would be impossible for us to be together but...

Wesley-But(Wes pulls his glasses off)My gypsy curse sometimes prevents me from seeing the truth. Oh, Buffy!

Cordy-Yes Angel?

Wesley-Oh, I love you so much I almost forgot to brood!

Cordy-and just because I sent you to hell that one time doesn't mean that we can't just be friends

Wesley-Or possibly more

Cordy-Gasp! No! We mustn't!

Wesley-kiss me(dipping cordy down and pulling her close)

Cordy-Bite me!

Angel-How about you both bite me
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sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas amazondebs said…
oooo theres also one on the spike spot check it out

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sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Joker said…
Yeah that bit is class, just re-watching Season 3 as well so I'll be on that ep soon.

Lorne: Oh, you're rocky and rocky 2 and after the one with Mr. T.

Lorne's brilliant for one-liners.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas amazondebs said…
i think i've posted it on one of the other quotes forums so i won't paste it all again but i love the speech at the begining of "in the dark" especially
"biiiiiiig fluffy puppy with bad teeth" and
"that nancy boy hair gel i like so much
to the angel mobile awaaaay!"

i also love
angel "i don't dance" purley for the clip it shows!
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Joker said…
I love that bit where Angel's dancing, cracks me up everytime!

Spike: Hey! Fred! Did ya hear? Angel attacked the old mail guy.
Angel: What?!
Fred: Not number 5? You didn't hurt him?
Angel: No. I— He attacked me.
Wesley: We should find him.
Spike: Absolutely. Wanna buy him a pint. Bloody made my day.

sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas tisha said…
Lol, reading these quotes makes me want to watch the episodes again. Does anyone know if seasons 4-5 of Angel are anywhere online?
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas SG1-090 said…
My favourite Angel quote! <3 LMAO

Gunn: Got it. The dark soul.
Angel: What's it say?
Gunn: Not a lot. There are over thirty two hundred references, four of them are about you.
Angel: What!? Give me that.
Wesley: This is getting us nowhere.
Angel: Well that's not fair, I didn't even have a soul when I did that.

sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas kalik said…
Wesley (when Darla's havin contractions): You're supposed to breath like this *pretends hes a pregnant woman giving birth*
Darla: >_> I don't *slaps the whole group, Wesley, Cordy, Gunn & Lorne away* BREATH! D8<

sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas mandapanda said…
i liked it when Lorne, in waiting in the wings, was calling angel fruit cake and muffin, then angel was like.. "Stop calling me pastries.. lol
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas NikaDawson said…
"One of you will betray me." -Angel
(Spike hold's up hand)
"Wesley." -Angel
(Spike pouts, than perks up) "Can I deny you three times?" -Spike
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas young-snapper said…
/\/\/\Hmmm Thats Funny... Who Betrayed Him?

No1 Did... Did They???
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Joker said…
Harmony does but Angel is meaning that they're going to play it as if Wes is going to, that's why Wes goes to Vale.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas nosemuffin said…
My very favorite bit of dialogue comes from 'The Girl in Question'. Naturally, it's an exchange between Angel and Spike.

ANGEL: I helped save the world, you know.

SPIKE: Like I haven't.

ANGEL: Yeah, but I've done it a lot more.

SPIKE: Oh, please.

ANGEL: I closed the hellmouth.

SPIKE: I've done that.

ANGEL: Yeah, you wore a necklace. You know, I helped kill the mayor and,
uh, and Jasmine and—

SPIKE: Do those really count as savin' the world?

ANGEL: I stopped Acathla. That saved the world.

SPIKE: Buffy ran you through with a sword.

ANGEL: Yeah, but I made her do it. I signaled her with my eyes.

SPIKE: She killed you. I helped her! That one counts as mine.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Buffyfan92 said…
Angel: People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do.
Hamilton: Yeah, but we won't care.

Angel: Wow. That's vandalism.
Doyle: Ah, we'll take care of it later.
Angel: We should leave a note.
Cordy: Would you come on?
Angel: What's the magic word?
Cordy: Ugh!
Angel: No, I don't think 'ugh' is the magic word. If one would call it a word and even then it's certainly not a magic one.
Cordy: We don't have time for this!
Angel: There's always time to be considerate of others Cordelia.
Cordy: Oh please!
Angel: See? Wasn't so hard now, was it?

Cordy: I can't get this bandage to... stop moving!
Angel: I'm not.
Cordy: Well, then stop breathing.
Angel: I don't breathe.
Cordy: Then stop flexing your manly boob-muscles or whatever.

Illyria: Try not to die. You are not unpleasant to my eyes.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas timbitzk said…
"Say no more! Evil's still afoot, and I'm almost out of that Nancy Boy hair gel I like so much." (And really, the whole monologue.)
-In the Dark
"YOU'RE A BLOODY PUPPET!"
-Smile Time

It's not like I have to say who this was, but in case you haven't seen either episode, or you can't guess, they were both said by Spike.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas MelBelle2 said…
Gosh everyone has mostly all my favorite quotes, the Wes/Cordy act of Buffy/Angel. The Angel/Spike speech about who saved the world more, the bloddy puppet... hmmm,

ok I have one. :)
IN THE DARK::
Spike: “How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing? (low voice) No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I’m just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. (Rachel steps closer to Angel, and Angel steps back warding her off with his hands) No, not the hair! Never the hair! (high voice) But there must be someway I can show my appreciation. (low voice) No, helping those in need’s my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough! (high voice) I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so… (low voice) Say no more. Evil’s still afoot! And I’m almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!”

or
BLOOD MONEY::
Close on Wesley: "You think I don't have what it takes?"
Close on Gunn, staring back: "I *know* you don't have what it takes."
Wesley: "I guess we'll just have to find out."
They straighten up slowly, never taking their eyes off each other. Gunn glances down at Wesley's right hand.
Gunn: "Go on, English, make your move - because it'll be your last."
Both Wesley and Gunn raise their right fists, blow into them, then, simultaneously, cast their dice on the table on which we see a game board set up between them. Wesley slumps in defeat.
Gunn doing a little dance: "And now I rule Europe, Australia and South America!"
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas cjr24 said…
Wesley, In "Life of the Party"

Wesley: Charles, you just peed on my shoe.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas badgirl2bad4u said…
As if it's any surprise, all of my faves are Doyle/Cordy banter LOL


EPISODE: "In The Dark"

Doyle: "Frankie Tripod, a big no..."
Cordy: "Frankie Tripod? Oh, I get it - some kind of three legged monster, right?"
Doyle: "No, he's human."
Cordy: "Then what's his name supposed to..." *face falls in realization, curls lip* "Oohh..."
Doyle: *no words needed - the mischievous smirk is enough*


EPISODE: "Lonely Hearts"

Cordelia: "It's a parasite, moves from body to body and when it leaves one for the next - not gonna gag here - but the first one goes kaplooey pretty fast."
Doyle: "Yep, curdles like cream on a hot day."
Cordelia: "I believe I covered that with non-dairy kaplooey."


EPISODE: "I Fall To Pieces"

Cordelia: "See, you can save damsels and make decent money. Is this a great country or what?!"
Doyle: "Let's march down to the bank and deposit this beauty."
Angel: "You guys go ahead. I think I'll stay here and not burst into flames."
Doyle: "Oh, right, you're pretty much the night deposit guy. Still, cause to celebrate."
Cordelia: "You think everything's a cause to celebrate. We need more of these."
Doyle: "Ah, we'll have more soon enough."
Cordelia: "Well we need them now. Have a vision."
Doyle: "I can't just perform on demand."
Cordelia: "We need the clients. Have a vision."
Doyle: "That money's corrupted you."
Cordelia: "If I hit you on the head, would you have a vision?"
Doyle: "Get away from me. You're insane."
Cordelia: "Am not. Now will you have a vision?"

sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas spikesgal said…
illyria punches spike , he falls to the floor...
illyria: u break so easily
spike: right we need to set some ground rules
spike: 1st no more punching me in the face
spike: 2nd when i punch u in the face u tell me how u feel so i can write it down on my clipboard.
spike: 3rd dont touch my clipboard
4th...
illyria: i enjoy hurting you
spike: well were going to have to fix that...
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sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas goldenangel24 said…
you guys posts some good ones.

sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas goldenangel24 said…
these are some of my favorite quotes from angel.

spike- andrew. has buffy been acting off? like the immortal's got her under a spell of sorts?

andrew- excellent question. No.

angel- could it be mind conrol?

spike- or a love potion? did she drink a love potion?

andrew- dude, seriously i thought of all those things but, turns out buffy fell for the immortal on her own, and now she's happy, that's it.

angel-[ talks really fast] but she's not finished baking yet. i gotta wait till she's done baking. you know, till she finds herself. cause that's the drill. fine. i'm waiting patiently, and meanwhile, the immortal's eating cookie dough!

andrew- uh, spike is angel crying?

spike- no! [ looks at angel who's about to cry] not yet.

LOL that scene was too funny and it was a shootout to what buffy said to angel back in season 7 of buffy. you know the whole cookie dough thing.

illyria- all i am is what i'm am. i lived 7 lives at once. i was power and the ecstasy of death. i was god to a god. now i'm trapped on a roof. just one roof, in this time and place with an unstable human[wesley] who drinks too much whiskey and called me a smurf.

orgins:
connor: she got any powers?
spike: glad you asked. so far, i've established that she can hit like a mack truck, selectively alter the flow of time, and possibly talk to plants.
illyria: i'd like to keep spike as my pet.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas ladolcevita said…

"Orpheus"

Fred: ...and there's all these demon jokes, and transcripts, and it really is a hoot! ... But It's probably better in Latin...
Willow: I'm seeing someone.