What are the 3 funniest/most walang tiyak na layunin anime mga panipi you've ever heard?

"Why wasn't I invited to the 'meeting of fists under a sunset sky to develop the friendship of men'?!"
Rock Lee (Naruto)

"Sorry I'm late. I'm afraid I got Nawawala down the path of life."
Kakashi (Naruto)

"Do you like apples? Well how'dya like them apples?!"
Harima (School Rumble)

"So what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" Hiei, from YuYu Hakusho.

Sorry, I can only think of one for right now... but I'll update as they come to me.

1."It feels so close to me, yet i can't grasp it even if i extend my hands. Even so ... Even if i cant reach it ... there are things that will stay in my heart. Being in the same time and looking up at the same sky, If i can remember that, then even when we are apart from each other, I believe that we can be together. I will run pasulong now. If i set my goal far enough, then someday .. I'll be able to reach what I aimed for."
Emiya Shirou from Fate/stay night
2."Death is too good for her... I'm gonna fuck that asong babae shoot her in the head and FUCK HER THERE"
Jan Valentine from Hellsing
3."Someday my memories will fade...and her voice, her actions, I might forget them as well, but I will always remember that I loved Saber"
Emiya Shirou from Fate/stay night

UPDATED

"I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!!!" -- Light Yagami

Yeah like some over girl that treats you bad but looks even worse
(Ash Ketchum)

Its just that its weird to see you looking like a girl
(Ash Ketchum)

Ash-I've been trailing Pikachu all over the place like its a streaker or somethng
Brock-Ash you mean a "stalker"

1) "IIIIIIIII SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPTTTTTTT SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!"(Luffy from one piece, after bursting out of a barrel)
2) "i never told anyone about this, but apples are to me what serbesa and cigarettes are to humans.... i even go through withdrawel symptoms....my body gets twisted in wierd positions, i do handstands-ITS NOT PRETTY!" (Ryuuk from Deathnote)
3) " BLOOOOOOOOOOD! IT'S MY BLOOOOOOD!" (Gaara from Naruto)

"Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork!!!!" -Zero, Mamotte! Lollipop
"I'll take a potato chip.....and EAT IT!!!!" -Light, Death Note
"Look away!!!! Avert your eyes!!!" -Zero, Mamotte! Lollipop

"Look deep into my eyes and accept my sincere apology, also notice my handsome manly features." Maito Gai, Naruto

(to Lee) "You know, Lee, we're a lot alike, you and I." (in response, to Gai) "You mean the eyebrows?" Maito Gai and Rock Lee, Naruto

"What is that ridiculous appendage growing out of your head all about?" – Hiei to Yusuke about Puu, Yu Yu Hakusho

"Kurama, don't make me pull out your precious voice box." – Hiei response to Kurama after Kurama asks him to sumali the rest of gang in playing cards, Yu Yu Hakusho

"I'm... a pervert?" L, Death Note

"If you keep my secret, this presa is yours." Then the chief puts the presa in his pocket, lol! L, death note

"But if you kill all the bad people... you will be the only bastard left." Ryuk to Light, death note

1. "I'll take a potato chip... and Eat IT!!!" Light(Death Note)
2. "It's over 9,000!!!" (Dragon Ball Z)
3. "If you ever become the president of America... When that happens, give me Hawaii." Tomo (Azumanga Daioh)

1) MEEEEEATTT!!!!! IM SOOOO HUUUUUNNGGRYYYYY!!!! Luffy (after he wakes up in thriller bark as oz) one piece
2) "I'll take a potato chip... and Eat IT!!!" Light-Death Note

sry...cant think of a third one right now =P

1.)"This is great! I'm getting nakakatindig balahibo all over my body, Little Sebas-chan! If I have your child, I will definitely give birth to it!"
Grell Sutcliff from Kuroshitsuji

2.)"You idiot!! Do you think I'd dance with a big, male partner like you?!"
Ciel Phantomhive from Kuroshitsuji

3.)"I have lived for a long time, but this is my first time meeting a puwang alien. What kind of counter-attack is that sparkly, smiley face expecting from me?"
Sebastian Michaelis from Kuroshitsuji

1.--"This is for.....room service?! YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU OWE ME!!!!~Ed Elric "Advance of the Fool" and *Ling and Lan-Fan go flying out the window*

2.--"I mean...it's just that..you know..there's a chance my arm could get broken...or even destroyed"~Ed Elric in "Advance of the Fool

3--"I've Got Your Soul Brother!"*pushes Ed's soul back in his body* ~Al Elric in "Advance of the Fool"

Those were from my first FMA Brotherhood episode,which got me hooked on the series :3

"I'm Sukekiyo!" (Konata from Lucky bituin says,scaring Tsukasa with a creepy mask)
"I'm your idol!" (Tinny from Rollbots said, staring at Roboto in amazement)
"An event scene's gonna happen!!!"(Konata yells at Kagami and Tsukasa)