1# Scream, "Sebastian is just too sexy, Sebastian is just too sexy!"
2# Every time he serves pagkain say, "There's a spot right there."
3# Whenever you see a spider, kill it in front of Claude.
4# Invite Grell over to crush on Claude (in exchange for one oras with Sebastian alone).
5# Ask him if he likes Hannah and wants to adopt the triplets.
6# Run around the mansion nude and yell at Claude, "WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES??"
7# Come tahanan with a cat and name it Sebastian.
8# Hug Claude and never let him go.
9# Throw a party and have everyone dress up like cats.
10# Tell Claude that his crochet needle and stuff has been eaten sa pamamagitan ng a cat.
11# Ask Claude constantly, "Are you a sadist, are you a sadist?"
12# Ask Claude to pose on his kama shirtless.
13# Tell Claude, "Sebastian makes better tsaa than you!" every araw when its tsaa time.
14# Scream the segundo you wake up, "I wanna form a contract with Sebastian, he's hotter!"
15# Ask Claude,"Sssssoooo, how long have you and Hannah been going out? Aren't the Triplets adorable?"
16# Ask Claude to start wipping you every time you use the bathroom.
17# Tell Claude to dress up as a cat and purr while shaking his butt.
18# Dump a litter of mga kuting into Claude's room and say you wanted to start a family.
19# Ask Claude if in his true form he really is as hairy as a spider.
20# Scream, "You must be retarded to fight with kusina utensils.”
21# Tell the Triplets to start caressing Claude for no reason.
22# Ask Claude to take of his clothes and then say "Ole!" every time Alois walks by.
23# Stare at Claude without saying anything for as long as you can.
24# Every time you see Claude, burst into laughter and slap him on the back.
25# Hang up a picture of Sebastian in Claude's room and say (when he confronts you) "Aw, you know he's your BAE homie!" and then skip away pag-awit My Little Homie.
26# Throw holy water at him and yell, "Get clean you demon!!!"
27# Ask Claude if he can give you a piggy back ride around the world saying, "Yes your highness”, the whole time.
28# Exchange all of Claude's clothes for kulay-rosas tu-tu's with Pusa on them.
29# Ask Claude what's the weather up there every time you see him (since he's really tall XD)
30# Tell Claude to take a nap while you take a walk in the gardens- in actuality you go and shave all his hair off and leave a note sa pamamagitan ng his kama saying: What shampoo did you use??? Too bad you don't have any hair now.
35# Ask Claude if he wears underwear.
36# Tell Sebastian and Ciel to come over and talk about cats.
37# Tell Claude to paliguan with you.
38# Say to Claude, "Don't you wish that you were so hot like me?" and say it over and over.
39# Lick yourself all over while in Claude's presence.
40# Jump on Alois's kama right after Claude makes it.
41# Squeal like a little girl every time Claude looks at you.
42# Play 'Poker Face' every time Claude passes you.
43# Burst into Claude's room and say, "Dance with me you hot piece of guy"
44# Ask "Why" to everything Claude says.
45# Every time Claude serves you tea, say (in a british accent), "Why are you so proper?" then pour the tsaa all over Claude and break the tsaa pot.
46# Ask Claude why he put the Faustian Contract on Alois's tongue, then say, "Dude, that's wrong on so many levels."
47# Cry the whole araw non-stop while screaming, "Why you not mine Claude Baby?"
48# Say to Claude every time you see him, "Don't you wish you were as hot as Sebastian?"
49# Get onto Alois's kama and say, "Hot Lips, Dirty Hips, Sexy Smile, Sebby Style" while talking in a Dracula Accent.
50# Tell Claude that the reason he's not hot is because he's secretly a vampire and that Sebastian will always be hotter (not to mention sexier) than him even if he was Sebastian (LOL).
If you do happen to still be alive (or just really really like this article) give me a thumbs up and send my pag-ibig to Claude. You may be pato taped to Sebastian going a ship to Africa if you're lucky enough XD!