Hi!Its me AmberRocks and I will recap Big pag-ibig for you!Well,not every epi just the epis Anne is in but anyay I promise that they will be hillarious!Also,I will write it in a way that people that don't watch the ipakita can get it!I will mostly write about annes part and maybe some other plot-lines but not whole of the episodes!
Note:Big pag-ibig is about pollygamists (many wifes and stuff) and all the characters are creepy!
So we start with the previews.God I hate the previews so I fast-forward them!I mean I have seen the past episodes you damned!Stop wasting my freeking time!
Anyway we first saw Sarah and her parents Bill and Barb.Bill is usually kind of a douche but not this time!He and his wife try to talk to Sarah(Amanda-MAMA MIA-Seinfried!) about her miscarige(LONG STORY!) and she doesn't want to.Bill is understanding,god knows why!,and bard is a upset.
So Bill buys Sarah a car.Cause that what you always do when you daughter loses her baby!You are the dad of the year!
Moving on Joey and Kathy want to get married.By Bill.Cause he is their Profet now.Ok I know you guys hate Roman,(the leader of the church that they almost put in jail),but seriously Bill?
Anyway,he agrees of cause he is well,Bill!
Now to the AWESOME part of the episode!Lura(ANNE!ANNE!+HER BABY BUMP!) is in the office with Alby(her husbant) and his segundo wife Glory barges in and demands to be on the scedule for sex!(yes!that is what pollygamist do!)Lura of course is getting non of this shit and yells at her for barging in!You go girl!Then the pathetic S.W(second wife,she doesn't deserve a name!) begs Alby to put her back and Alby of course kind of leaves and says no cause you know Laura is Laura and she is in charge beotch!Then S.W is like "boo-whoo-whoo this is all your fault and I hate you"
and awesome Alby is like "Just go!You are not getting any" and leaves!Then S.W is giving Lura the evil eye!How dare you!Lura says what is true aka is like "I own him you troll and you are not in the picture!Bwahahaha!"And then S.W leaves!Don't let the door hit ya on you way honey!
Then S.W(at night) sneaks an IMPORTANT DOCUMENT(that costs a lot of money) at Joey.Oh Alby and Lura are gonna peel your skin out!YAY!!!
Then Bill shows the I.D to Don(partner) and then does the REALLY smart move!Hint:Its not a)go to the police!
b)sell the I.D myself and make LOTS of money!
c)keep it and use it when you need it!
No!Bill is far too smart!
He calls Alby from his work and threatens to kill him!Cause that what everyone does when he wants to threaten someone!Calls from work!Where I don't know,policeman can track it down and put you in jail!But anyway moving on Bill threatens,Alby/Lura listen realise that someone has betrayed them aka someone is SCREWED!Lura also hates Bill Henrkson(she says it) and I have to add:"Sweety everyone does!"Oh and that someone above in the picture somewhere sodding.Yea,do that S.W!When Lura will eat your puso alive..well,not much time for sobbing there!
And to sum up,in the rest of the epi Kathy dies,by Roman sort off(she wanted to marry her with a creepy old guy and sent her to Mexico and she died escaping!),Sarah is not going to college,Barb and Margen are a pain in the ash, and Nikki kisses her boss!
THE END!
HOPE YOU LIKE IT!(And if you do commnet and rate!!!)
Note:Big pag-ibig is about pollygamists (many wifes and stuff) and all the characters are creepy!
So we start with the previews.God I hate the previews so I fast-forward them!I mean I have seen the past episodes you damned!Stop wasting my freeking time!
Anyway we first saw Sarah and her parents Bill and Barb.Bill is usually kind of a douche but not this time!He and his wife try to talk to Sarah(Amanda-MAMA MIA-Seinfried!) about her miscarige(LONG STORY!) and she doesn't want to.Bill is understanding,god knows why!,and bard is a upset.
So Bill buys Sarah a car.Cause that what you always do when you daughter loses her baby!You are the dad of the year!
Moving on Joey and Kathy want to get married.By Bill.Cause he is their Profet now.Ok I know you guys hate Roman,(the leader of the church that they almost put in jail),but seriously Bill?
Anyway,he agrees of cause he is well,Bill!
Now to the AWESOME part of the episode!Lura(ANNE!ANNE!+HER BABY BUMP!) is in the office with Alby(her husbant) and his segundo wife Glory barges in and demands to be on the scedule for sex!(yes!that is what pollygamist do!)Lura of course is getting non of this shit and yells at her for barging in!You go girl!Then the pathetic S.W(second wife,she doesn't deserve a name!) begs Alby to put her back and Alby of course kind of leaves and says no cause you know Laura is Laura and she is in charge beotch!Then S.W is like "boo-whoo-whoo this is all your fault and I hate you"
and awesome Alby is like "Just go!You are not getting any" and leaves!Then S.W is giving Lura the evil eye!How dare you!Lura says what is true aka is like "I own him you troll and you are not in the picture!Bwahahaha!"And then S.W leaves!Don't let the door hit ya on you way honey!
Then S.W(at night) sneaks an IMPORTANT DOCUMENT(that costs a lot of money) at Joey.Oh Alby and Lura are gonna peel your skin out!YAY!!!
Then Bill shows the I.D to Don(partner) and then does the REALLY smart move!Hint:Its not a)go to the police!
b)sell the I.D myself and make LOTS of money!
c)keep it and use it when you need it!
No!Bill is far too smart!
He calls Alby from his work and threatens to kill him!Cause that what everyone does when he wants to threaten someone!Calls from work!Where I don't know,policeman can track it down and put you in jail!But anyway moving on Bill threatens,Alby/Lura listen realise that someone has betrayed them aka someone is SCREWED!Lura also hates Bill Henrkson(she says it) and I have to add:"Sweety everyone does!"Oh and that someone above in the picture somewhere sodding.Yea,do that S.W!When Lura will eat your puso alive..well,not much time for sobbing there!
And to sum up,in the rest of the epi Kathy dies,by Roman sort off(she wanted to marry her with a creepy old guy and sent her to Mexico and she died escaping!),Sarah is not going to college,Barb and Margen are a pain in the ash, and Nikki kisses her boss!
THE END!
HOPE YOU LIKE IT!(And if you do commnet and rate!!!)