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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 64
You Can't Win
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah
Duke is the oldest parang buriko to work on the Southern Pacific. This episode is about him.
Twice a week, he drives a passenger train from Ogden to Cheyenne. It's called The Picnic, because some of the ponies stop at stations to go on picnics at parks. He always drove the train, even on days when he didn't feel well. He knew all of the passengers, and the passengers knew him.
Unfortunately, on the tenth of January in 1957, he wasn't feeling well. He passed out in the yards, and a doctor arrived in an ambulance.
Duke: *Laying on ground sa pamamagitan ng engine*
Doctor: *Looking him over*
Duke: How am I doctor?
Doctor: You're fine. Just fine. You were lucky that Michael called for me just as soon as you blacked out.
Duke: *Stands up*
Anthony: *Arrives* Hello Grandpa. Are you going to retire?
Duke: Nothing of the sort. This is a daily checkup.
Anthony: I'll tell you what. You're too old to drive trains. You must let me, and Roger do it for you.
Doctor: *Gets in his ambulance, and drives away*
Duke: Humpf. That'll be the day.
Anthony: When I die.
Duke: Excuse me?
Anthony: It's part of a new song sa pamamagitan ng Buddy Holly. Let me sing it to you.
A bunch of walang tiyak na layunin ponies showed up out of nowhere with instruments, and they started to play the song.
Song: link
Anthony: *Singing the song*
Well, that'll be the day, when you say goodbye.
Yes, that'll be the araw when you make me cry.
You say you're gonna leave. You know it's a lie, cause that'll be the day-ay-ay when I die.
Well you give me all your lovin' and your pagong dovin'.
All your hugs, and kisses, and your money too.
Well you know you pag-ibig me baby.
Still you tell me maybe, that someday when I'll be blue.
Well, that'll be the day, when you say goodbye.
Yes, that'll be the araw when you make me cry.
You say you're gonna leave. You know it's a lie, cause that'll be the day-ay-ay when I die.
Instrumental section. How are you liking the song so far?
Well, that'll be the day, when you say goodbye.
Yes, that'll be the araw when you make me cry.
You say you're gonna leave. You know it's a lie, cause that'll be the day-ay-ay when I die.
Well, when Cupid shot his dart.
He shot it at your heart.
So if we ever part, and I leave you
You sit, and hold me, and you tell me boldly.
That someday, well I'll be blue
Well, that'll be the day, when you say goodbye.
Yes, that'll be the araw when you make me cry.
You say you're gonna leave. You know it's a lie, cause that'll be the day-ay-ay when I die.
Well that'll be the day. Woo hoo.
Well that'll be the day. Woo hoo.
Well that'll be the day. Woo hoo.
Duke: Is that it?
Anthony: Yeah.
Duke: Then I'm going to work. *Walks away* That was a stupid song.
Anthony: You wouldn't know good music if it kicked you in the ass!
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: East of Ogden, Utah
Duke was driving his train eastbound to Cheyenne. He was feeling fine when all of a sudden, he blacked out again.
Duke: I gotta stay awake.... *Falls asleep, and leans on speed lever*
The train started to go faster much to the surprise of the passengers. The conductor was worried, and got on his walkie talkie to talk to Duke.
Conductor: Hey, you're going too fast.
Duke: *Sleeping*
Conductor: uy Duke, this isn't like you buddy. Wake up!
Duke: *Wakes up* I blacked out. Who won the war?
Conductor: There's no war going on. Stop the train.
Duke: *Applies brakes*
The train stopped, and the conductor called for help. Anxious ponies waited in their seats on board, while others were outside waiting to get on.
Conductor: *Talks into loudspeakers on train* Attention, our current engineer is not feeling well. Two other engineers are coming to take his place. We will still get to Cheyenne on time.
Fifteen minutos later, Roger, and Anthony arrived. They climbed into the cab of Duke'e engine.
Anthony: This is the day.
Roger: We're taking over for the old stallion. *Laughing*
Conductor: *On walkie talkie* Are you two ready?
Anthony: Yeah. The real engineers are me, and Roger. Duke will be the innocent bystander, as he watches his career slip away from his hooves.
Duke: That's not funny.
Roger: But it's true.
Conductor: All aboard.
Anthony: *Drives train*
Roger: What was Duke saying after you told him we'd take over?
Anthony: He sinabi *Speaks in German accent* Humpf. That'll be the day.
Roger: When I die.
Anthony: I sinabi those three words right after he told me what he said. Then, I sang the song to him sa pamamagitan ng Buddy Holly.
Roger: What song?
Anthony: You idiot, I just told you the name of the song.
Roger: Can you tell me again?
Anthony: That'll be the day.
Hours passed, and the sun was setting. Anthony had to stop at a station seven miles from Cheyenne. Roger had to get out to work on a freight train, leaving Anthony with just Duke.
Anthony: This is the araw for me, and Roger, but not for Duke. Poor old stallion.
Conductor: All aboard to Cheyenne!
Anthony: *Blows horn twice, rings the bell, and drives to Cheyenne*
Duke had a plan to get back in control of his train, but he wanted to wait for the right time.
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, you know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that you quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never sinabi anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess you should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: You should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. You could have hurt yourself.
Duke: I'm fine, but I know your fear of ants. *Looking at ant on branch*
Anthony: You gotta be kidding me.
Duke: Let me drive the train, or else this ant will be placed in your mane.
Anthony: Okay, it's yours.
So they switched positions in the engine. Duke drove, while Anthony did nothing. At the train station, Duke stopped his train at the station in unison with Hawkeye, who would be taking his passengers further east.
Anthony: *Gets out of train* I have done it. I got the train here all sa pamamagitan ng myself.
Hawkeye: *Gets out of his train* Interesting how we got here at the same time. Our simultaneous arrival must mean only one thing.
Anthony: What?
Hawkeye: We're twin brothers.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: You like that one? I got lots of other jokes.
Duke: *Comes out of train*
parang buriko 54: Hey. Why were there two ponies in that diesel?
parang buriko 63: Yeah. Usually, it's just Duke in there sa pamamagitan ng himself.
Hawkeye: Well, Anthony was taking over, but unfortunately he did poorly at his job, and Duke had to take over for him.
Ponies: *Laughing, and pointing at Anthony*
Duke: *Winks at Hawkeye*
Anthony: FUCK! *Running behind a wall, and hiding from everypony*
Duke: *Appears susunod to Anthony* Poor old stallion. *Laughing* It's no good Anthony. You can't win.
The end
On the susunod episode of Ponies On The Rails
Stylo, and Metal Gloss go through a chain reaction of crazy events in San Franciscolt.
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 64
You Can't Win
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah
Duke is the oldest parang buriko to work on the Southern Pacific. This episode is about him.
Twice a week, he drives a passenger train from Ogden to Cheyenne. It's called The Picnic, because some of the ponies stop at stations to go on picnics at parks. He always drove the train, even on days when he didn't feel well. He knew all of the passengers, and the passengers knew him.
Unfortunately, on the tenth of January in 1957, he wasn't feeling well. He passed out in the yards, and a doctor arrived in an ambulance.
Duke: *Laying on ground sa pamamagitan ng engine*
Doctor: *Looking him over*
Duke: How am I doctor?
Doctor: You're fine. Just fine. You were lucky that Michael called for me just as soon as you blacked out.
Duke: *Stands up*
Anthony: *Arrives* Hello Grandpa. Are you going to retire?
Duke: Nothing of the sort. This is a daily checkup.
Anthony: I'll tell you what. You're too old to drive trains. You must let me, and Roger do it for you.
Doctor: *Gets in his ambulance, and drives away*
Duke: Humpf. That'll be the day.
Anthony: When I die.
Duke: Excuse me?
Anthony: It's part of a new song sa pamamagitan ng Buddy Holly. Let me sing it to you.
A bunch of walang tiyak na layunin ponies showed up out of nowhere with instruments, and they started to play the song.
Song: link
Anthony: *Singing the song*
Well, that'll be the day, when you say goodbye.
Yes, that'll be the araw when you make me cry.
You say you're gonna leave. You know it's a lie, cause that'll be the day-ay-ay when I die.
Well you give me all your lovin' and your pagong dovin'.
All your hugs, and kisses, and your money too.
Well you know you pag-ibig me baby.
Still you tell me maybe, that someday when I'll be blue.
Well, that'll be the day, when you say goodbye.
Yes, that'll be the araw when you make me cry.
You say you're gonna leave. You know it's a lie, cause that'll be the day-ay-ay when I die.
Instrumental section. How are you liking the song so far?
Well, that'll be the day, when you say goodbye.
Yes, that'll be the araw when you make me cry.
You say you're gonna leave. You know it's a lie, cause that'll be the day-ay-ay when I die.
Well, when Cupid shot his dart.
He shot it at your heart.
So if we ever part, and I leave you
You sit, and hold me, and you tell me boldly.
That someday, well I'll be blue
Well, that'll be the day, when you say goodbye.
Yes, that'll be the araw when you make me cry.
You say you're gonna leave. You know it's a lie, cause that'll be the day-ay-ay when I die.
Well that'll be the day. Woo hoo.
Well that'll be the day. Woo hoo.
Well that'll be the day. Woo hoo.
Duke: Is that it?
Anthony: Yeah.
Duke: Then I'm going to work. *Walks away* That was a stupid song.
Anthony: You wouldn't know good music if it kicked you in the ass!
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: East of Ogden, Utah
Duke was driving his train eastbound to Cheyenne. He was feeling fine when all of a sudden, he blacked out again.
Duke: I gotta stay awake.... *Falls asleep, and leans on speed lever*
The train started to go faster much to the surprise of the passengers. The conductor was worried, and got on his walkie talkie to talk to Duke.
Conductor: Hey, you're going too fast.
Duke: *Sleeping*
Conductor: uy Duke, this isn't like you buddy. Wake up!
Duke: *Wakes up* I blacked out. Who won the war?
Conductor: There's no war going on. Stop the train.
Duke: *Applies brakes*
The train stopped, and the conductor called for help. Anxious ponies waited in their seats on board, while others were outside waiting to get on.
Conductor: *Talks into loudspeakers on train* Attention, our current engineer is not feeling well. Two other engineers are coming to take his place. We will still get to Cheyenne on time.
Fifteen minutos later, Roger, and Anthony arrived. They climbed into the cab of Duke'e engine.
Anthony: This is the day.
Roger: We're taking over for the old stallion. *Laughing*
Conductor: *On walkie talkie* Are you two ready?
Anthony: Yeah. The real engineers are me, and Roger. Duke will be the innocent bystander, as he watches his career slip away from his hooves.
Duke: That's not funny.
Roger: But it's true.
Conductor: All aboard.
Anthony: *Drives train*
Roger: What was Duke saying after you told him we'd take over?
Anthony: He sinabi *Speaks in German accent* Humpf. That'll be the day.
Roger: When I die.
Anthony: I sinabi those three words right after he told me what he said. Then, I sang the song to him sa pamamagitan ng Buddy Holly.
Roger: What song?
Anthony: You idiot, I just told you the name of the song.
Roger: Can you tell me again?
Anthony: That'll be the day.
Hours passed, and the sun was setting. Anthony had to stop at a station seven miles from Cheyenne. Roger had to get out to work on a freight train, leaving Anthony with just Duke.
Anthony: This is the araw for me, and Roger, but not for Duke. Poor old stallion.
Conductor: All aboard to Cheyenne!
Anthony: *Blows horn twice, rings the bell, and drives to Cheyenne*
Duke had a plan to get back in control of his train, but he wanted to wait for the right time.
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, you know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that you quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never sinabi anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess you should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: You should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. You could have hurt yourself.
Duke: I'm fine, but I know your fear of ants. *Looking at ant on branch*
Anthony: You gotta be kidding me.
Duke: Let me drive the train, or else this ant will be placed in your mane.
Anthony: Okay, it's yours.
So they switched positions in the engine. Duke drove, while Anthony did nothing. At the train station, Duke stopped his train at the station in unison with Hawkeye, who would be taking his passengers further east.
Anthony: *Gets out of train* I have done it. I got the train here all sa pamamagitan ng myself.
Hawkeye: *Gets out of his train* Interesting how we got here at the same time. Our simultaneous arrival must mean only one thing.
Anthony: What?
Hawkeye: We're twin brothers.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: You like that one? I got lots of other jokes.
Duke: *Comes out of train*
parang buriko 54: Hey. Why were there two ponies in that diesel?
parang buriko 63: Yeah. Usually, it's just Duke in there sa pamamagitan ng himself.
Hawkeye: Well, Anthony was taking over, but unfortunately he did poorly at his job, and Duke had to take over for him.
Ponies: *Laughing, and pointing at Anthony*
Duke: *Winks at Hawkeye*
Anthony: FUCK! *Running behind a wall, and hiding from everypony*
Duke: *Appears susunod to Anthony* Poor old stallion. *Laughing* It's no good Anthony. You can't win.
The end
On the susunod episode of Ponies On The Rails
Stylo, and Metal Gloss go through a chain reaction of crazy events in San Franciscolt.
