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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 67: All Aboard For Manehattan
Date: January 21, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming's train station
Time: 6:58 PM
Railway: Union Pacific
Hawkeye got a passenger train into the station. He was walking inside the station to his car to go home, when he saw Metal Gloss, and Stylo.
Hawkeye: Hey.
Metal Gloss: Hi. *Hugs Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: I guess you really missed me.
Metal Gloss: You know it. *Kisses Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Kisses Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: Are you going to be at Pete's meeting tomorrow night?
Hawkeye: What's it about?
Metal Gloss: Oh, just about how our line is continuing to be dieselized.
Hawkeye: I think something's up.
Stylo: *Looks up to the ceiliing* Where?
Hawkeye: Not up there. Down here.
Stylo: How can something be up there, when it's down here?
Hawkeye: I don't know. What do you think Metal Gloss?
Metal Gloss: I think we should halik each other again.
They were just about to, when a group of ponies started coming into the station. They were Snowflake, Orion, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nocturnal Mirage, and Gordon.
Stylo: Hey. Where are you all going?
Jeff: Sorry we can't stop. Pete wants us all together in his office.
Hawkeye: What is this about?
Metal Gloss: I guess we'll find out once we get there.
So they followed the others into Pete's office. Once they got there, there was a lot of noise from the several ponies talking at once.
Pete: Silence!
Everypony: *Stops talking*
Pete: *Holding a letter* I have an important letter to read from a little filly who is five years old. "Dear Hawkeye, and everypony else that works on the Union Pacific. I have heard about you all from artikulo being posted around the world. We here at Manehattan, would like you to come visit us if possible. Bring one of your trains with us, and we hope you enjoy the party that we have set up for you. Thank you very much." It seems, that we have some ponies that admire us, and think that we're famous. So in two days, we will be going to Manehattan.
Ponies: Hooray, hooray! *Getting loud again*
Pete: Silence!
Everypony: *Stops talking*
Pete: Now tomorrow, we'll get everything set up for our trip the araw after. Right now is the 21st, so we'll get things set up on the 22nd, and then we leave for Manehattan on the 23rd. We should be able to get there around the 25th. Now go home, get some rest, have a good breakfast, and be ready for tomorrow.
Date: January 22, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:03 AM
Railway: Union Pacific
Everypony was preparing for their trip to Manehattan which would begin tomorrow. Some of the ponies from the Southern Pacific volunteered to take over while the U.P ponies were away.
Hawkeye: *Driving a diesel with Nikki* We'll take this freight train into Denver. From there, you'll get onto Metal Gloss' train, and she'll ipakita you how to drive her trains.
Nikki: Alright.
Hawkeye: How are things on the Southern Pacific?
Nikki: Better than last year, that's for sure.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah? Well you can tell me about it later. We gotta keep our eyes open on this section of the hill. We often get special visits from the mafia, if you know what I mean.
Nikki: Sadly, I do. The same thing has been happening to parts of my railway.
Speaking of the mafia, there were a few ponies from one standing sa pamamagitan ng the tracks. They were crouching sa pamamagitan ng a Ranchero which is half car, and half truck.
Mafia Pony: Here comes a train.
Mafia parang buriko 2: Let's shoot the engine, and cause it to stop. Then, we'll take everything inside the train.
Mafia parang buriko 3: Leave it to me. *Grabs gun*
Hawkeye: There they are. *Speeds up*
Mafia parang buriko 3: *Shooting bullets at engine*
Mafia Pony: Did it work?
Mafia parang buriko 2: No. It's not stopping!
Mafia Pony: Then let's get in the car.
Mafia parang buriko 3: But It's a Ranchero. Only two ponies can fit in there.
Mafia Pony: You screwed things up for us, so you get to be in the bed.
Mafia parang buriko 3: *Gets in the kama of the truck*
They started to chase the train, but to make matters worse, the bullets caused the engine in Hawkeye's train to be jammed. It wouldn't slow down.
Hawkeye: Okay, I think we Nawawala them. We better slow down before we end up crashing into another train. *Tries to slow the train down*
Hawkeye put the lever to a slower speed then it's nakaraan state, but the train wouldn't slow down.
Hawkeye: This can't be good. *Gets on walkie talkie* Hello? Anypony on the air?
Signal Pony: Milepost 27. What's up?
Hawkeye: My engine's jammed, and it won't stop. I need help!
Signal Pony:We'll alert anypony in front of you to be diverted to a siding until your train passes them. In the meantime, I need you to contact train 124. They should be able to help you.
Hawkeye: Right. Thank you. Train 124, do you copy?
Engineer Pony: Yeah, your train won't slow down. What can I do for you?
Hawkeye: I need you to get your engine in front of mine, and use the brakes to stop it.
Engineer Pony: Have you tried using the brakes on your locomotive?
Hawkeye: We'll do that once you get your engine in front of us. We just passed milepost 27 doing 60. Get in front of us now!
Engineer Pony: Okay.
Hawkeye's train travelled for a few madami miles without changing it's speed.
Engineer Pony: I see your train, and I'm getting in front of you. *Gets his engine in front of Hawkeye's train at 60 miles an hour*
Hawkeye: Decrease your speed to 55.
Engineer Pony: *Slowing down*
Hawkeye: We're getting close. Bring it down to 50.
Engineer Pony: *Slows his engine down to 50*
Hawkeye: *Puts his brakes on* Okay wait for it.. *Has his train tap the back of the other engine* Now, put your brakes on!
Engineer Pony: *Applies brakes*
The train started to slow down, then the engine in Hawkeye's train broke down, and stopped running.
Hawkeye: *Sighs* That was close. Thank you.
Nikki: *Her eyes are wide, and she is very scared* oiehrgiesurghesidugjbhsdghkoidgjsoingljfidchgukfghidughirhgur
Engineer Pony: *Drives away*
Hawkeye: Wait. Where are you going? You're not just leaving my train out here on the mainline, are you?
Engineer Pony: Not my choice. My boss told me to get this engine back to the yards. You have to wait until tomorrow.
Hawkeye: Great! Thanks for all your help! *Gets off radio* I can't wait that long.
Nikki: What are you going to do?
Hawkeye: I don't know about you, but I'm going to walk all the way back to Cheyenne. *Gets out of the train, and walks back to Cheyenne*
Date: January 22, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 5:21 PM
Railway: Union Pacific
At the train station, Pete was in his office talking on the telephone.
Pete: Well, why didn't you have the courtesy to help him out right away?
Engineer Pony: My boss made me bring my engine back to the yards. I had no choice.
Pete: Than your boss is most likely hated sa pamamagitan ng everypony in Equestria. *Hangs up* God. Why can't anypony have enough common sense to do things nice for others?
Hawkeye: *Walks into office* Pete-
Pete: Save your breath, I know all about it. Are you alright?
Hawkeye: I'm fine. Nikki is still there though, I don't know what she's doing.
Pete: Well I got a call from the parang buriko that helped stop your train. He's taking her back to her railway. I hired two madami ponies to take her place while we're away.
Hawkeye: As long as she's not hurt, that's fine with me. Are we still going to continue making preparations for our trip eastbound?
Pete: Yeah, but it might be harder with that engine the gangsters broke.
Hawkeye: Boys with toys.
But the susunod day, everything went right on schedule. Three diesels were set up to take the train, and there were twenty five passenger cars. Some of the cars had snacks, and refreshments for all of the passengers. Hawkeye, and Stylo would drive the train, while the others would ride in the passenger cars.
After two days, the train arrived in Manehattan's Grand Central Station. Thousands of ponies were throwing confetti around, and cheering.
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Getting out of train*
Manehattan Ponies: *Helping the others to get off the train*
Pete: Oh, why thank you. This is a really beautiful station.
Manehattan parang buriko 67: We're glad to have you guys here. Now if you'll follow us, we'll take you to some limos, and they will take you to the Empire State Building. There, we will party, and we will interview you about life on the railroad in the west.
Pete: Sounds good to me. What do you think?
Others: *Agreeing*
So they went into their limousines, and they were taken to the Empire State Building.
Manehattan Pony: Now, we'll have the party first, than the interview. Now for the music.
Band: *Playing music*
Song: link
Singer: Keep a knocking, but you can't come in. Keep a knocking, but you can't come in. Keep a knocking, but you can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try again. You sinabi you pag-ibig me, but you can't come in. You sinabi you pag-ibig me, but you can't come in, woo! You sinabi you pag-ibig me, but you can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try again, wow!!
Stylo: *Dancing with Snowflake*
Hawkeye: *Dancing with Metal Gloss*
Gordon: *Looking at Orion* Why are you wearing a dress?
Orion: Come on Gordon. This is the perfect chance for me to get fired. I haven't made any attempts lately, and it's been making me upset.
Gordon: Then in that case, let's dance.
Orion: Fine with me. *Dances with Gordon*
Pete: *Staring at Orion, and Gordon* Oh, great.
Singer: Keep a knocking, but you can't come in. Keep a knocking, but you can't come in. Keep a knocking, but you can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try it again. You sinabi you pag-ibig me, but you can't come in. You sinabi you pag-ibig me, but you can't come in. You sinabi you pag-ibig me, but you can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try again, wow!!
Ponies: *Looking at Orion, and Gordon*
Orion: Perfect. Most of the ponies are staring at us.
Gordon: Let them stare. Since Coffee Creme was taken away, I needed somepony to comfort me. You are that pony.
Orion: Are you saying we should date?
Gordon: As homosexuals.
Orion: I'm sorry. I only wear the dresses to get fired.
Gordon: *Gets angry, then walks away*
Orion: *Shrugs, then dances sa pamamagitan ng himself*
Singer: Keep a knocking, but you can't come in. Keep a knocking, but you can't, whoo! Keep a knocking, but you can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try it again. You sinabi you pag-ibig me, but you can't come in. You sinabi you pag-ibig me, but you can't come in. You sinabi you pag-ibig me, but you can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try again, wow!!
Band Ponies: *Playing instruments*
The song soon ended, and everypony applauded them.
Band Ponies: Who wants to hear the susunod song?
Hawkeye: Great Balls Of Fire!!
Singer: Well if it's Great Balls Of apoy you want, it's Great Balls Of apoy you'll get it. And-a hit it.
Song: link
Band Ponies: *Playing their song*
Singer: You shake my nerves, and you rattle my brain. Too much pag-ibig drives a man insane. You broke my will, but what a thrill. Goodness gracious, great balls of fire.
Band Ponies: *Playing instruments*
Singer: I laughed at love, cause I thought it was funny. You came along, and moved me honey. I changed my mind, this pag-ibig is fine. Goodness gracious, great balls of fire. halik me baby. Mmmmmh, feels good. Hold me baby. Well, I want to pag-ibig you like a lover should. You're fine. So kind. I would tell this world that you're mine mine mine mine. I chew my nails, and then I twiddle my thumbs. I'm real nervous, but it sure is fun. Come on baby, you drive me crazy. Goodness gracious great balls of fire.
Hawkeye: *Dancing with Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: This is fun!
Hawkeye: Yeah! I'm glad that little filly wrote to us. It kinda surprises me how much a letter can do.
Ponies: *Enjoying music*
Piano Pony: *Playing piano* You like this song?
Ponies: YEAH!!
Piano Pony: Well our singer is going to sing some more. That's basically the only thing singers do.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Singer: Well, halik me baby. Mmmmmh, feels good. Hold me baby. Well, I want to pag-ibig you like a lover should. You're fine. So kind. I would tell this world that you're mine mine mine mine. I chew my nails, and then I twiddle my thumbs. I'm real nervous, but it sure is fun. Come on baby, you drive me crazy. Goodness gracious great balls of fire.
Ponies: *Clapping*
The End
On the susunod episode of Ponies On The Rails
Anthony's engine gets a special upgrade.
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 67: All Aboard For Manehattan
Date: January 21, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming's train station
Time: 6:58 PM
Railway: Union Pacific
Hawkeye got a passenger train into the station. He was walking inside the station to his car to go home, when he saw Metal Gloss, and Stylo.
Hawkeye: Hey.
Metal Gloss: Hi. *Hugs Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: I guess you really missed me.
Metal Gloss: You know it. *Kisses Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Kisses Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: Are you going to be at Pete's meeting tomorrow night?
Hawkeye: What's it about?
Metal Gloss: Oh, just about how our line is continuing to be dieselized.
Hawkeye: I think something's up.
Stylo: *Looks up to the ceiliing* Where?
Hawkeye: Not up there. Down here.
Stylo: How can something be up there, when it's down here?
Hawkeye: I don't know. What do you think Metal Gloss?
Metal Gloss: I think we should halik each other again.
They were just about to, when a group of ponies started coming into the station. They were Snowflake, Orion, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nocturnal Mirage, and Gordon.
Stylo: Hey. Where are you all going?
Jeff: Sorry we can't stop. Pete wants us all together in his office.
Hawkeye: What is this about?
Metal Gloss: I guess we'll find out once we get there.
So they followed the others into Pete's office. Once they got there, there was a lot of noise from the several ponies talking at once.
Pete: Silence!
Everypony: *Stops talking*
Pete: *Holding a letter* I have an important letter to read from a little filly who is five years old. "Dear Hawkeye, and everypony else that works on the Union Pacific. I have heard about you all from artikulo being posted around the world. We here at Manehattan, would like you to come visit us if possible. Bring one of your trains with us, and we hope you enjoy the party that we have set up for you. Thank you very much." It seems, that we have some ponies that admire us, and think that we're famous. So in two days, we will be going to Manehattan.
Ponies: Hooray, hooray! *Getting loud again*
Pete: Silence!
Everypony: *Stops talking*
Pete: Now tomorrow, we'll get everything set up for our trip the araw after. Right now is the 21st, so we'll get things set up on the 22nd, and then we leave for Manehattan on the 23rd. We should be able to get there around the 25th. Now go home, get some rest, have a good breakfast, and be ready for tomorrow.
Date: January 22, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:03 AM
Railway: Union Pacific
Everypony was preparing for their trip to Manehattan which would begin tomorrow. Some of the ponies from the Southern Pacific volunteered to take over while the U.P ponies were away.
Hawkeye: *Driving a diesel with Nikki* We'll take this freight train into Denver. From there, you'll get onto Metal Gloss' train, and she'll ipakita you how to drive her trains.
Nikki: Alright.
Hawkeye: How are things on the Southern Pacific?
Nikki: Better than last year, that's for sure.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah? Well you can tell me about it later. We gotta keep our eyes open on this section of the hill. We often get special visits from the mafia, if you know what I mean.
Nikki: Sadly, I do. The same thing has been happening to parts of my railway.
Speaking of the mafia, there were a few ponies from one standing sa pamamagitan ng the tracks. They were crouching sa pamamagitan ng a Ranchero which is half car, and half truck.
Mafia Pony: Here comes a train.
Mafia parang buriko 2: Let's shoot the engine, and cause it to stop. Then, we'll take everything inside the train.
Mafia parang buriko 3: Leave it to me. *Grabs gun*
Hawkeye: There they are. *Speeds up*
Mafia parang buriko 3: *Shooting bullets at engine*
Mafia Pony: Did it work?
Mafia parang buriko 2: No. It's not stopping!
Mafia Pony: Then let's get in the car.
Mafia parang buriko 3: But It's a Ranchero. Only two ponies can fit in there.
Mafia Pony: You screwed things up for us, so you get to be in the bed.
Mafia parang buriko 3: *Gets in the kama of the truck*
They started to chase the train, but to make matters worse, the bullets caused the engine in Hawkeye's train to be jammed. It wouldn't slow down.
Hawkeye: Okay, I think we Nawawala them. We better slow down before we end up crashing into another train. *Tries to slow the train down*
Hawkeye put the lever to a slower speed then it's nakaraan state, but the train wouldn't slow down.
Hawkeye: This can't be good. *Gets on walkie talkie* Hello? Anypony on the air?
Signal Pony: Milepost 27. What's up?
Hawkeye: My engine's jammed, and it won't stop. I need help!
Signal Pony:We'll alert anypony in front of you to be diverted to a siding until your train passes them. In the meantime, I need you to contact train 124. They should be able to help you.
Hawkeye: Right. Thank you. Train 124, do you copy?
Engineer Pony: Yeah, your train won't slow down. What can I do for you?
Hawkeye: I need you to get your engine in front of mine, and use the brakes to stop it.
Engineer Pony: Have you tried using the brakes on your locomotive?
Hawkeye: We'll do that once you get your engine in front of us. We just passed milepost 27 doing 60. Get in front of us now!
Engineer Pony: Okay.
Hawkeye's train travelled for a few madami miles without changing it's speed.
Engineer Pony: I see your train, and I'm getting in front of you. *Gets his engine in front of Hawkeye's train at 60 miles an hour*
Hawkeye: Decrease your speed to 55.
Engineer Pony: *Slowing down*
Hawkeye: We're getting close. Bring it down to 50.
Engineer Pony: *Slows his engine down to 50*
Hawkeye: *Puts his brakes on* Okay wait for it.. *Has his train tap the back of the other engine* Now, put your brakes on!
Engineer Pony: *Applies brakes*
The train started to slow down, then the engine in Hawkeye's train broke down, and stopped running.
Hawkeye: *Sighs* That was close. Thank you.
Nikki: *Her eyes are wide, and she is very scared* oiehrgiesurghesidugjbhsdghkoidgjsoingljfidchgukfghidughirhgur
Engineer Pony: *Drives away*
Hawkeye: Wait. Where are you going? You're not just leaving my train out here on the mainline, are you?
Engineer Pony: Not my choice. My boss told me to get this engine back to the yards. You have to wait until tomorrow.
Hawkeye: Great! Thanks for all your help! *Gets off radio* I can't wait that long.
Nikki: What are you going to do?
Hawkeye: I don't know about you, but I'm going to walk all the way back to Cheyenne. *Gets out of the train, and walks back to Cheyenne*
Date: January 22, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 5:21 PM
Railway: Union Pacific
At the train station, Pete was in his office talking on the telephone.
Pete: Well, why didn't you have the courtesy to help him out right away?
Engineer Pony: My boss made me bring my engine back to the yards. I had no choice.
Pete: Than your boss is most likely hated sa pamamagitan ng everypony in Equestria. *Hangs up* God. Why can't anypony have enough common sense to do things nice for others?
Hawkeye: *Walks into office* Pete-
Pete: Save your breath, I know all about it. Are you alright?
Hawkeye: I'm fine. Nikki is still there though, I don't know what she's doing.
Pete: Well I got a call from the parang buriko that helped stop your train. He's taking her back to her railway. I hired two madami ponies to take her place while we're away.
Hawkeye: As long as she's not hurt, that's fine with me. Are we still going to continue making preparations for our trip eastbound?
Pete: Yeah, but it might be harder with that engine the gangsters broke.
Hawkeye: Boys with toys.
But the susunod day, everything went right on schedule. Three diesels were set up to take the train, and there were twenty five passenger cars. Some of the cars had snacks, and refreshments for all of the passengers. Hawkeye, and Stylo would drive the train, while the others would ride in the passenger cars.
After two days, the train arrived in Manehattan's Grand Central Station. Thousands of ponies were throwing confetti around, and cheering.
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Getting out of train*
Manehattan Ponies: *Helping the others to get off the train*
Pete: Oh, why thank you. This is a really beautiful station.
Manehattan parang buriko 67: We're glad to have you guys here. Now if you'll follow us, we'll take you to some limos, and they will take you to the Empire State Building. There, we will party, and we will interview you about life on the railroad in the west.
Pete: Sounds good to me. What do you think?
Others: *Agreeing*
So they went into their limousines, and they were taken to the Empire State Building.
Manehattan Pony: Now, we'll have the party first, than the interview. Now for the music.
Band: *Playing music*
Song: link
Singer: Keep a knocking, but you can't come in. Keep a knocking, but you can't come in. Keep a knocking, but you can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try again. You sinabi you pag-ibig me, but you can't come in. You sinabi you pag-ibig me, but you can't come in, woo! You sinabi you pag-ibig me, but you can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try again, wow!!
Stylo: *Dancing with Snowflake*
Hawkeye: *Dancing with Metal Gloss*
Gordon: *Looking at Orion* Why are you wearing a dress?
Orion: Come on Gordon. This is the perfect chance for me to get fired. I haven't made any attempts lately, and it's been making me upset.
Gordon: Then in that case, let's dance.
Orion: Fine with me. *Dances with Gordon*
Pete: *Staring at Orion, and Gordon* Oh, great.
Singer: Keep a knocking, but you can't come in. Keep a knocking, but you can't come in. Keep a knocking, but you can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try it again. You sinabi you pag-ibig me, but you can't come in. You sinabi you pag-ibig me, but you can't come in. You sinabi you pag-ibig me, but you can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try again, wow!!
Ponies: *Looking at Orion, and Gordon*
Orion: Perfect. Most of the ponies are staring at us.
Gordon: Let them stare. Since Coffee Creme was taken away, I needed somepony to comfort me. You are that pony.
Orion: Are you saying we should date?
Gordon: As homosexuals.
Orion: I'm sorry. I only wear the dresses to get fired.
Gordon: *Gets angry, then walks away*
Orion: *Shrugs, then dances sa pamamagitan ng himself*
Singer: Keep a knocking, but you can't come in. Keep a knocking, but you can't, whoo! Keep a knocking, but you can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try it again. You sinabi you pag-ibig me, but you can't come in. You sinabi you pag-ibig me, but you can't come in. You sinabi you pag-ibig me, but you can't come in. Come back tomorrow night, and try again, wow!!
Band Ponies: *Playing instruments*
The song soon ended, and everypony applauded them.
Band Ponies: Who wants to hear the susunod song?
Hawkeye: Great Balls Of Fire!!
Singer: Well if it's Great Balls Of apoy you want, it's Great Balls Of apoy you'll get it. And-a hit it.
Song: link
Band Ponies: *Playing their song*
Singer: You shake my nerves, and you rattle my brain. Too much pag-ibig drives a man insane. You broke my will, but what a thrill. Goodness gracious, great balls of fire.
Band Ponies: *Playing instruments*
Singer: I laughed at love, cause I thought it was funny. You came along, and moved me honey. I changed my mind, this pag-ibig is fine. Goodness gracious, great balls of fire. halik me baby. Mmmmmh, feels good. Hold me baby. Well, I want to pag-ibig you like a lover should. You're fine. So kind. I would tell this world that you're mine mine mine mine. I chew my nails, and then I twiddle my thumbs. I'm real nervous, but it sure is fun. Come on baby, you drive me crazy. Goodness gracious great balls of fire.
Hawkeye: *Dancing with Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: This is fun!
Hawkeye: Yeah! I'm glad that little filly wrote to us. It kinda surprises me how much a letter can do.
Ponies: *Enjoying music*
Piano Pony: *Playing piano* You like this song?
Ponies: YEAH!!
Piano Pony: Well our singer is going to sing some more. That's basically the only thing singers do.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Singer: Well, halik me baby. Mmmmmh, feels good. Hold me baby. Well, I want to pag-ibig you like a lover should. You're fine. So kind. I would tell this world that you're mine mine mine mine. I chew my nails, and then I twiddle my thumbs. I'm real nervous, but it sure is fun. Come on baby, you drive me crazy. Goodness gracious great balls of fire.
Ponies: *Clapping*
The End
On the susunod episode of Ponies On The Rails
Anthony's engine gets a special upgrade.