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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*

Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog

Dan from Someonebutnoone

Episode 104: The pasko Memory
Date: May 21, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:55 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye: *At his house, going downstairs*
Metal Gloss: Are you coming to bed?
Hawkeye: Soon. I just want to write a letter to my dad. *Goes to a table, and sits down. He begins to write the letter* Dear Dad, I was just in my attic, cleaning some things. I soon found some of our old pasko photos. It reminded me of pasko last year. It was great, but I wish you were there with us.

December 23, 1960

Hawkeye: *Stops a train in the yards, susunod to Snowflake's tower*
Stylo: We're early.
Hawkeye: Good. Pete sinabi he had something to tell us once we got back.

They got out of the train, and walked to Pete's office at the station.

Pete: *In his office, talking on the phone* We have all of the decorations, but we're missing the tree. Will it be there or not? Look, you have a lot of Railroad Police ponies protecting your yards. Why don't you get some of them to protect that tree? Those gangsters are not going to take that tree. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Walk into the office*
Hawkeye: Who was that?
Pete: Denver. They have our tree, but they're worried about gangsters taking it. You better hurry.
Hawkeye: Okay, we're going now.

Once they got back to the yards, Hawkeye and Stylo were driving a U25B, pulling two flatcars, and a caboose. The flatcars were to carry the tree, and in the caboose was a conductor.

Date: December 23, 1960
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 8:33 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Railroad parang buriko 34: *Watching the tree*
Railroad parang buriko 30: *Also watching the tree* You know when the train gets here?
Railroad parang buriko 34: Ten O' Clock.
Railroad parang buriko 30: And those gangsters aren't around, right?
Railroad parang buriko 34: Let's hope not, otherwise this won't be a very merry Christmas.
Hawkeye: *Narrating* Now this isn't the part where everything is great, that's coming up later. This part is madami action packed than I was hoping for.
Stylo: *Driving the train* How much longer until we get to Denver?
Hawkeye: Eighty minutes.
Stylo: *Looks at the car susunod to the train* Is it common for Oldsmobiles to travel on dirt?
Hawkeye: No. Especially when it's going susunod to train tracks.
Oldsmobile Pony: Hey, are you guys going to get the pasko puno from Denver?
Stylo: Yeah. What about it?
Oldsmobile Pony: *Grabs a revolver, and shoots the engine near Stylo's head*
Hawkeye: That's the wrong answer. He doesn't want us getting that tree. *Increases speed*
Oldsmobile Pony: *Fires two madami bullets*
Stylo: We have nothing to shoot him with.
Hawkeye: We just have to outrun him.

The train was going 70, but the car was easily keeping up with it.

Oldsmobile Pony: *Fires three madami bullets*
Stylo: He's out of bullets now.
Hawkeye: And he can't drive while reloading.
Oldsmobile Pony: *Stops the car*
Stylo & Hawkeye: *Laughing* We Nawawala him.
Stylo: Now how long will it take us to reach Denver?
Hawkeye: 78 minutes.
Stylo: If it's anything like the last 2 minutes, you better let me out now. *Laughs*

Up ahead, there were madami gangsters.

Gangster parang buriko 49: *Blocking the tracks with dynamite* Think of all the big bucks we could make with that puno in Denver fellas.
Gangster parang buriko 94: *Leaning on a Cadillac* We just gotta stop the train, and get there before anyone else can take it.
Hawkeye: *Spots the gangsters in front of him, and stops the train*
Stylo: *Looks ahead of him* Shit.
Gangster Ponies: *Blow up the tracks*
Stylo: What the fuck do we do now?
Hawkeye: Take an alternate route. *Driving backwards*
Conductor: *Talking on the radio* Why are we going backwards?
Stylo: *Talks on the radio* The track up ahead is no good. Gangsters blew it up. We're taking an alternate route.
Conductor: *Spots the Oldsmobile from earlier, and talks on the radio* I think we got madami company.
Hawkeye: *Passes the switch, and moves forward*
Gangster parang buriko 94: Crap. He's going around.

The gangsters got in their cars, and drove towards the train.

Stylo: You know? I overheard you narrating earlier, and I have to agree with you. This is too much action for me.
Hawkeye: It'll be over soon. Our train is madami fuel efficient than their cars, they can't chase us forever.
Gangsters: *Following the train, and shooting the caboose*
Conductor: *On the radio, while taking cover* Can we go any faster?!
Hawkeye: *Talks on the radio* 75 is our tuktok speed.
Conductor: Alright, I'll deal with them. *Grabs a revolver from a box to his left, and shoots the driver of one Cadillac*
Gangster Ponies: *Still following in the Oldsmobile, and another Cadillac*
Conductor: *Shoots the drivers of both cars, then gets back on the radio* All clear.
Stylo: Really? You killed them?
Conductor: Just the drivers. They won't catch up to us anytime soon.
Hawkeye: Well then. What do you say we go get that pasko tree?
Stylo: Ai ai Captain.
Hawkeye: *Narrating* Like I said, too much action for my liking, but we'll get to the better part soon.

Date: December 23, 1960
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 10:02 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye: *Stops the train at the station*
Railroad parang buriko 30: You guys are late.
Stylo: For a very good reason.
Railroad parang buriko 34: *Sees the bullet holes on the train* I noticed.
Railroad parang buriko 30: Where are the gangsters?
Hawkeye: Gone. Our conductor got them. Let's get that puno loaded, shall we?

The four ponies worked together to safely load the pasko puno onto the train.

Railroad parang buriko 30: *Looks at the tree* Well, now I understand why you brought two flatcars with you.
Stylo: We had a feeling this puno was going to be tall.
Hawkeye: Alright, let's go. *Gets back into the engine*
Stylo: *Sits susunod to Hawkeye in the engine*
Hawkeye: Time to head back to Cheyenne. *Drives the train*

It was half an oras before noon when they stopped their train at the station.

Jeff & Metal Gloss: *Using their magic to put the puno onto the station platform*
Pete: There we go. Beautiful work you two.
Jeff: Thank you.
Pete: Now it's time for all of us to get back to work.
Everyone: *Leaving to work*
Pete: It's time I also did some work, for those ponies. *Leaves*

On pasko day, Hawkeye and Metal Gloss arrived at the station five minutos before 7.

Metal Gloss: It's a shame we have to work on Christmas.
Hawkeye: And Pete told us not to buy any gifts.
Metal Gloss: So we have nothing.
Hawkeye: Perhaps. *Gets out of the car with Metal Gloss*

They walked onto the station platform, and when they saw the pasko tree, they noticed that there were presents under it.

Hawkeye: I knew it. Our presents are all here.
Pete: *Comes out of the station, and looks at the two ponies* Glad to see you made it here early. Go ahead, open your presents. They're all wrapped in green.
Hawkeye: *Takes off the wrapping, and opens a gift* Oh you shouldn't have. Lip gloss.
Metal Gloss: That's for me. *Laughs, and takes off the wrapping on her gift. She then opens the box* Uh sir? Since when did I ask for a toy Harley Davidson?
Hawkeye: *Laughs* I think we got ours mixed up. Okay, there's two more. *Takes another present, and opens it* Oh here we go. A new Lionel train set.
Metal Gloss: *Opens her last present* I also got one. A Neigh York Central flyer.
Hawkeye: Mine is Santa Ne.
Pete: Go put those in your car, and get to work.
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
Metal Gloss: I'll do it. *Kisses Hawkeye* Just wait here for me. *Uses her magic to take the presents back to the car*
Hawkeye: What do you want us to do?
Pete: Take the City of Denver into Kansas City.
Hawkeye: Alright.

May 21, 1961

Hawkeye: *Finishing the letter* And everyone else got their presents when they arrived. We didn't have any snow, but being together with our presents was good enough for all of us. I know you're busy working in Manehattan, but please come visit me soon. Your son, Pierce Hawkins.

The End

On the susunod episode of Ponies On The Rails

Percy and Jeff work their hardest.

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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten madami popular.

Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966

Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*

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Guy: *Walks over to his camera on a tripod, pointed at a mesa with model cars, and boats. He focuses the camera on a blue Pontiac,...
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Cheyenne Wyoming
April 2, 1957
7:30 AM

Narrator: It was a nice morning in Cheyenne. Snowflake was telling everypony what to do in the trainyard. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for passengers to get aboard their train. Gordon was.... *Stops music, and looks at Gordon's house* Sleeping?! Gordon, get up! You overslept!
Gordon: What the fuck are you talking about?
Narrator: It's past 7 AM. You're supposed to be working!
Gordon: Well, that's what I get for listening to Elvis Presley all night last night. I stayed up until midnight. *Gets out of house, and teleports to trainstation* I...
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 61

Nikki was glad to be back from her vacation. She felt very happy...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Previously in Ponies On The Rails

Pete: What do you mean jinxed?
Renee:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Episode 69: Jinxed
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 68: Pimp My Engine
Date: February 1, 1957
Location: Not Yet Mentioned
Time: 10:00 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 67: All Aboard For Manehattan
Date: January 21, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming's train station
Time: 6:58...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And Introducing Nemo from Seanthehedgehog

Pete: *In his office, and makes a phone call*
??: Hello.
Pete: Hi. Is this Nemo?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 65

Adventures In San Franciscolt

Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming. The school.

Jeff has a son...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 64

You Can't Win

Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah

Duke is the oldest parang buriko to work on the Southern...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 63

A Bad Week For Frenchy

Date: January 5, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 62

Rock & Roll

Date: January 3, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah

Nikki...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Ryan From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 61

Back To Work

Date: January 2,...
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What to expect in this episode.

Tim: *Looking through a pair of binoculars*
Julia: See anything?
Tim: Not yet.

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Captain Jefferson: You're going on stakeout.
Tim: Stakeout? That's the worst assignment ever.

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Julia: You think this will work?!
Tim, Dan, Andy, Toby, and Red: *Holding part of a bridge up with chains*
Tim: It better, otherwise someone's gonna drown.

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Pony: *Wearing a mask, firing three bullets from a pistol*

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Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting susunod to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
Rainbow Dash as...
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What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Swerve into each other, and stop, blocking the freeway*
Other Ponies: *Stopping. One heads towards them in a sports car, and hits both of the cars going airborne*


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Julia: Tim's really bored with his new assignment.
Captain Jefferson: Then tell him to suck it up. You two will do this until your car gets fixed.

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Tim: Did you see what just arrived?
Julia: No. What is it?
Tim: An old Monaco.

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Nikki: *Drag racing a parang buriko in a Corvette*


Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting susunod to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring...
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What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do you know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out of Gran Turismo, neither the State Troopers, or CHP can get prepared in time.

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Stargazer: *Holding $500 in front of Black Tuesday* Look at all of this money.
Black Tuesday: That's not a lot.
Stargazer: Maybe so, but if we keep doing what we just did, we'll get madami of this.

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Toby: The stallions know where to go, and when.
Tim: Why don't we use that to our...
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What to expect in this episode.

Pony: *Driving a Buick at a fast speed*

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Captain Jefferson: You guys are good, but you need to be madami careful when in pursuit.
Dan: Sure. We can do that.

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Tim: Those two ponies who escaped from us are wanted for stealing weapons.
Julia: What kind of weapons?
Tim: Don't ask.

Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting susunod to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
Rainbow Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring...
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What to expect in this episode.

Pony: *Stealing a Plymouth Cuda*

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Captain Jefferson: The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.

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Candy Sunshine: Hi, my name is Candy, and I'll be visiting for a week.
Tim: A state trooper visiting us?
Toby: That's bad news.

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Candy: I think I know how to catch your suspect.
Julia: Really? How?
Candy: I'll tell everyone tomorrow at briefing.

Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting susunod to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim...
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Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our ipakita where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, or played as characters in skits. For instance, bahaghari Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The asno asno Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first araw of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie:...
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: uy everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of...
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