My Car.

Okay, I know it's not Easter yet, but I felt like posting this fanfic on here anyway, so.... Yeeeah.

It was a nice sunny araw in Equestria. Everypony had just finished Winter balutin up when Pinkie Pie had an idea.

Pinkie Pie: I've got an idea!
Fluttershy: What is it?
Pinkie Pie: We should celebrate easter!
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what's easter?
Pinkie Pie: On some walang tiyak na layunin araw in April which keeps getting changed because of Spring Break, the easter bunny goes everywhere to hide Easter eggs in everyone's houses.
Fluttershy: A bunny does that?
Rainbow Dash: This isn't going to end up like pasko is...

Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" oras

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the araw off. So we got you another parang buriko to work with.
Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he?
Pete: He's right here.

The new parang buriko was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.

BS: Hello. My name is.....

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few minutos later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another parang buriko named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone....

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the nakaraan H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so bahaghari Dash appeared,...

Everyday, bahaghari Dash flies around Ponyville to say hi to her friends.

Rainbow Dash: *Passing sa pamamagitan ng Lyra* Good morning.
Lyra: *Too busy looking at a picture of a human to notice bahaghari Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ah, never mind. I'll say hi to her again later.
Zecora: *Running around Ponyville* There are no stores open!
Rainbow Dash: *Lands susunod to Zecora* Hi Zecora.
Zecora: Rainbow, as much as I'd like to talk to you, I am much too busy.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Zecora: I am trying to find a store that sells spice, but they're all closed, and that's not nice. You can never trust a parang buriko to do anything.
Rainbow...