First off, I'm going to say a few things. Yes, I categorized this as news. Second, I believe Hesus existed. Not as a holy being, but as a good, respectable guy who preached his religion, as a historical figure . But, using the Bible's own logic, I'm going to try and collapse the whole holy image of Hesus and leave the picture of a man. Imperfect, sure, a religious dude, but I don't have a problem with religious people. I was raised Christian (my parents don't know I'm an atheist), but off of the idea that Hesus was not perfect.
NOTE: This whole delicate artikulo is balancing on the fact that most Christians believe in the Holy Trinity.
A simple listahan of the Ten Commandments is soon going to topple the whole image of Jesus.
NOTE II- I use a summary of each Commandment, not the whole thing
1- I am the LORD thy god, and you shall have no other gods before me.
Ok, what's up with this?! Are these commandments actually implying that there is madami than one god? I thought you all were monotheistic? Oh, well. It has nothing to do with Hesus anyway. So far Jesus, your divinity is safe.
2- You shall not make yourself into a god.
Wait just a minute. Lemme clear some things up. Hesus was Jewish. He worshipped the same god that Christians do. AKA, himself. He worshipped himself. He broke the segundo commandment. HA! There goes one commandment.
3- Do not take the Lord's name in vain.
OK, I know Hesus didn't break that one, but REALLY? Why would he give a crap if someone says his name with a sucky attitude? Wow. Murder's WAY down on the list, but not taking his name in vain is number THREE? Just wow.
4- Keep the Sabbath araw holy.
You're good this time, Jesus. But susunod time *evil laugh*...
5- Honor your mother and father
Maybe you are good this time, Jesus.
6- You shall not murder.
And......here comes the fun! Like I said, this whole thing is based off of the Holy Trinity, Hesus being God and God being Jesus. Jesus/God killed millions of people, and we forgive them, the survivors saying "God is good!" And they say we're the devil worshipping wackos...
7- You shall not commit adultery
Jesus/God impregnated a married woman, and nobody gave a crap about that. All I have to say
8- You shall not steal.
Jesus, you're good that time too.
9- You shall not lie
He didn't lie
10- You shall not be jealous.
I don't remember anything about him being jealous, but if you find something, make a comment.
Thank you for pagbaba this and please spread the idea. I respect and believe in Hesus as a historical person, but anything other than that is crap to me.
Oh, and to the hater Christians who are lurking around this club waiting to prey on another piece of "ignorance". You'll probably say Hesus is a special case. Well, he came to serve, not be served. He obviously didn't want any special treatment.