I wrote this some days ago, intentionally trying to write as poorly as possible without resorting to chat language. It occurred to me that such Pagsulat would be good fodder not only for humor, but for critical analysts to test their analytical skills. So I invite you, dear reader, to experience the text, then write your analysis in the comments field below. Feel free to be as harsh as you feel is necessary.

The Savannah Limes

You feel a twinge in your arm as a gasel leaps past, and suddenly the flavor of dayap fills your mouth. Laughingly you rest your arm on the shoulder of your companion,...