Steele is a good Guy. Ralph cusses.

bituin was sitting on the sopa watching TV when a commercial came on for a place called snug harbor.
“That looks cool. There’s even boats there.”
Literally the segundo after the commercial ended, a news flash came on.
“The dog Nikki that was recently assassinated sa pamamagitan ng Steele, is back alive! I repeat, he is back alive!”
“I’m buying a phone for that guy.”
bituin went to the phone store and bought a phone for Nikki. He went to Nikki’s house.
“Hey Nikki, I bought you a phone.”
“Thank youse.”
“No problem.”
“I have some apologizing to do’s. I’m sorry I’ve been so mean to youse, and I just want youse to except my apology dere.”
“Apology excepted.”
“You know, I always thought I was better than youse, but you’re the nicer, madami forgiving one.”
“Thanks.”
“Youse are welcome.”
“Did I tell you that Kaltag and I are brothers?”
“No, that’s cool.”
“By the way, we’re going to California to go camping.”
“That’s cool.”
“Remember you have that phone.”
“I will.”
bituin went out to tell Kaltag but Kaltag reminded him he had the phone. He went tahanan and texted the Aso about where they were going. He found an airline called World Airways. He texted the Aso about that too. He wrote a letter to Ralph about where he was going.
The susunod araw Ralph flew the Aso to Anchorage to board the World Airways MD-11. It was larger than the A330 which was the biggest plane all of the Aso flew on. The plane flew to Sacramento, where they boarded a small Cessna 406. They flew to the Rio Vista regional airport. In Rio Vista the Aso were picked up sa pamamagitan ng a guy in a Nissan Armada. To the dog’s surprise it was Ralph. In fact it was Star’s car. It’s sa pamamagitan ng far the best car bituin has had. The Nissan Armada had a TV system, a GPS map, towing capacity of a half a ton and almost anything you could imagine!
In Rio Vista they rented a bangka and drove to a ferry that crossed the Sacramento River to Ryer Island, where snug harbor was. They drove for a quarter of a mile until they reached a road that headed into snug harbor. They could see a water way susunod to it, called bapor Slough. About 2 minutos later, they reached a gate for snug harbor. Ralph called the manager of the park.
“Hello.” the park manager said.
“Hi,” Ralph said, “I’m here to rent a puwang for the week.”
“The whole week?”
“Yes.”
“Ok, go up to the office to register.”
Ralph drove up to the office to register. The Aso got out and looked around. There were RV’s that ranged from 45 foot fifth wheels to 12 foot pop-ups. There were boats that ranged from sailboats to 40 foot yachts to 70 mph speedboats to skiboats. Ralph arranged a spot that had a small cabin called a snuggle-inn.
“The manager’s name is Jean. The woman’s name is Vicky. So when we settle in we’ll launch the boat.”
The Aso helped Ralph unload, and they settled in.
“Let’s go launch the boat!” Ralph yelled.
Ralph was in the car pulling the bangka back, bituin was driving the boat, Nikki ready to real the rope out, Kaltag releasing the boat, and Balto, Jenna, and Steele at the dock ready to pull the bangka in. After the bangka was in, everyone settled in.
The susunod morning the Aso set out on the boat. Ralph new that, until they got out of the area of snug harbor, to only go about 5 mph. But when they sped up, they were having so much fun. Once they reached the Sacramento river, they turned left and saw a bridge. About 200 yard after they passed the bridge, Nikki was standing on the engine compartment lid. A good amount of air, gathered right under Nikki’s chest and launched him out of the boat.
Ralph didn’t know what just happened, so bituin jumped out and went to save Nikki. Ralph saw bituin jump out, and turned around. Star, from the water, jumped onto the boat. He helped Nikki up after he was done. About 20 minutos later, Ralph stopped the bangka and anchored. They listened to mostly Metallica songs while anchored. After that, they went back to bapor Slough.
“Hey, Star, I’m going to have you drive. I’m in the mood for wakeboarding. Kaltag, you hold the flag.”
bituin got in control, and drove Ralph around. After that, they headed back to Snug Harbor. That night they had a fire, and roasted marshmallows. After a little while bituin pulled out 7 light sticks from his car and gave them to each of the Aso to play with. There were a lot of kids out that night. After the Aso played and explored around a little bit, they went to the docked bangka and hung out there. They all forgot the susunod araw was the 4th of July.
The susunod araw they went on the bangka and saw a place called “The Point.” They decided to eat there. Ralph tried to dock at the dock right in front of the restaurant, but it was to big, so Ralph went to the back and docked there. They went in and were seated.
“This is the best, the most delicious, the awesomest…” Kaltag ranted.
“This is good,”
Kaltag didn’t even have to try not to hit bituin because he was his new brother. Instead, he hugged Star. That made bituin drop a fry. Just then a large horn sounded right susunod to them. A yacht was coming out from the back.
After they were done there, they went into town to get ice cream. After that, they went back to the boat. The Aso ran into the little cabin, went up to a kama and all clasped in unison. Ralph went and watched MTV, his paborito channel.
That night the Aso and Ralph set out on the bangka to go watch fireworks. The firework ipakita was in Antioch, at 9:00 p.m. The firework ipakita lasted about 30 minutes. But when they started heading back it was almost 10:00.
“I can’t see a damn thing!” Ralph said.
Balto was at the front of the bangka aiming the flashlight so Ralph could see. There were massive waves, that the bangka could hardly handle. There was a giant old rusty anchored barge right in the path of the boat. Ralph saw it at last minuto and just inches from collision, made a 160 degree turn, which is really hard to do as quick as Ralph did.
“So damn close to collision.”
“I’m scared,” Dixie whimpered.
“I know, I’m on tuktok of you and holding on to you, so don’t worry.”
Steele and Kaltag were assisting Balto, at the front, or the bow. The rear is the stern, the left is the port, and the right is the starboard. The bangka is a bow rider, where there are seats at the front, so the 3 Aso are aiming the light out. Nikki was in, where the palamigan is supposed to be, under the bench seat, making sure he won’t fly out. Jenna was sitting in the passenger seat, holding on for dear life. About 5 minutos later, Ralph saw the Rio Vista bridge.
“Hell yes! We’re in the clear.”
They got onto bapor Slough and boated back to Snug Harbor.
“That was some night.” bituin said.
“I know,” Kaltag replied as he laid down.    
Ralph was wired. He was up all night, even after what happened. bituin woke up to see Ralph making pancakes.
“Good morning, Star!” Ralph sinabi in a cheerful voice, which was rare.
bituin woke Dixie up, and then his brother. Then he woke the rest of the Aso up.
The Aso sat down, ate and then went to explore more. Toward the end of Snug Harbor, the Aso saw a tabing-dagat that went out into bapor Slough. The Aso went to get Ralph so they could go swimming. It was sandy. The Aso took turns being buried in the sand. There was a line, indicating where swimmers shouldn’t go past. bituin was too stupid to stay behind the line. He nearly got hit sa pamamagitan ng a boat. bituin got scared and swam aimlessly to the swim area, but he hit the dock instead.
“I see 5 of me floating above my head.” bituin said.
Usually, on the cartoons, we would see 5 stars floating above a persons head, indicating that they were unconscious. That’s what happened to Star, except, he claims that the figure ‘star’ belongs to him.
“I’ll get my brother.” Kaltag said.
He went over to the unconscious Star, and pulled him ashore. bituin refused to be buried in sand, so while he was unconscious the Aso took the opportunity to bury him. When he gained consciousness, bituin saw the Aso looking at him suspiciously.
“Hey, what’s going on?” bituin asked, “Are you high?”
bituin looked back at his body.
“HEY!” he yelled.
He couldn’t get out of the sand. He was trying as hard as he could.
“Would someone mind getting me out?”
“What ever you say brother.” Kaltag said.
“Thank you.”
Kaltag got bituin out of the sand. bituin went into the water to get the extra sand off. After that, the Aso went back to the cabin. Each of them took a shower. A few hours later, the Aso and Ralph went out on the bangka but only cruised for a few minutes. They anchored just passed a ferry that was ran sa pamamagitan ng a cable. They listened to a lot of Metallica songs. They also fished. Just then, Ralph’s iPod went dead.
“Crap.” Ralph said.
“I’m gaining pressure again.” Kaltag said.
“Why don’t youse sing a Metallica song dere.”
“Good idea, Nikki.”
“Let’s see, which one should I sing.”
“How about ‘All Nightmare Long.’”
“Good idea. Here it goes”
“Luck runs out

Crawl from the wreckage one madami time
Horrific memory twists the mind
Dark, rutted, cold and hard to turn
Path of destruction, feel it burn

Still-life incarnation
Still-life infamy
Hallucination, heresy
Still you run, what's to come?
What's to be?

Cause we hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down All Nightmare long
Feel us breathe upon your face
Feel us shift, every ilipat we trace

Hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down all nightmare long, yeah
Luck runs out
You crawl back in, but your luck runs out

Luck runs out

The light that is not light is here
To crush you out with your own fear
You hide, you hide, but will be found
Release your grip without a sound

Still-life immolation
Still-life infamy

Hallucination, heresy
Still you run
What's to come?
What's to be?

Cause we hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down All Nightmare Long
Feel us breathe upon your face
Feel us shift, every ilipat we trace

Hunt you down without mercy
Hunt you down all nightmare long, yeah
Luck runs out
You crawl back in, but your luck runs out

Ooh”
“How was that?” Kaltag asked.
“Good job, brother.” bituin said.
“Thanks.”
“How long is that song?” Steele asked.
“Approximately 7 minutos long.” Balto said.
“Dang.”
Ralph got a pole on his hook.
“Hey dogs, I got one.”
Ralph pulled up the fish.
“Damn, it’s a catfish. I’ll just throw it back.”
About 3 minutos later, Ralph got another bite.
“This better not be a catfish.”
Ralph pulled up the fish. It was a giant trout.
“Sick!” Ralph yelled.
He put the giant isda in a palamigan filled with water. After that, bituin pulled up the anchor with his brother’s help. They went back to Snug Harbor. Kaltag and bituin laid down on the sopa and fell asleep together. They were hugging each other really hard, when Balto woke them up.
“Are you two gay?” Balto asked.
“We pag-ibig each other,” bituin said.
“Ok then.”
Ralph picked the two Aso up and put them on the bed. Ralph sat down on the sopa so he could watch TV.
When the two woke up, they couldn’t see the Aso or Ralph. They looked outside and saw them on the boat. That night they were up the whole time. They were looking through Snug Harbor at night. After they were done, they went back to the cabin. bituin went onto Dixie’s be, and laid on tuktok of her. Dixie woke up and kissed Star.
“Hey Star.” Dixie whispered in a flirty way, “Were you sad when the tuta were ibingiay to new owners?”
“Yes.”
“Well should we get more?” Dixie asked as she got on tuktok of Star.
“Yes.”
“OOH I pag-ibig you Star!” Dixie yelled, waking Kaltag up.
Kaltag went to see what all the racket was. Kaltag was half asleep, but when he saw bituin and Dixie he was wide awake. Kaltag threw up in his mouth.
“Star oh, oh.”
Kaltag fainted. Balto woke up and revived Kaltag.
“Stop it bituin and Dixie” Balto said, as if he sneezed.
Ralph woke up to Dixie making noise. He went to the sounds and saw bituin and Dixie. He stood there totally stunned. After a while Ralph got his concentration back. About 4 hours later the Aso and Ralph got in the car and went to a small town called nogales Grove. They ate a place called ‘The pizza Factory.’ After that, they got ice cream at the place susunod door. They found a place that sold inertubes and bought one. After a while they went back to the cable ferry they used to tumawid the water. bituin rested against Kaltag. When they to Snug Harbor, Kaltag and bituin passed out because they were up all night. They woke up an oras later.
“Wake up, Damn it!” Steele yelled.
“What the hell!” Kaltag yelled back.
“It’s time to go on the boat.” Steele said.
“Yay, the boat!” bituin said.
Steele, Star, and Kaltag ran to the boat. When they got to the Sacramento river, they saw a peculiar bangka that had a bunch of speakers and a lot of amps. The Aso saw Metallica. The bangka was madami of a barge, but there were a bunch of other boats around. It was almost like a river concert. Ralph went closer, and anchored. After the konsiyerto was over, Ralph pulled up the anchor and went pat the Rio Vista bridge a little bit and stopped.
“Anyone wanna go tubing?” Ralph asked.
bituin volunteered to go first. He gripped both handles. It was one of those tubes that you lay on your stomach. Ralph accelerated, but bituin fell off immediately. Ralph pulled around, and bituin jumped on the tube. Ralph accelerated again, bituin was close to falling off, but he managed to stay on. When the bangka got up to speed, he was in the clear. After a few minutos Ralph stopped, and Star’s arms were sore. Ralph pulled bituin onto the boat. It was Kaltag’s turn. This time, Ralph accidentally put the bangka into full throttle. Kaltag took off at full speed. Ralph evened out the throttle, so Kaltag would stay on easier. After Kaltag, went Steele. Steele held on with only one hand the whole time. After Steele, was Balto. Balto drifted way of to the side of the boat, where there was no wake, making it hard to hold onto. Balto was also, no madami than 2 inches of collision, of a giant yacht. Last came Nikki, who did pretty good.
The girls didn’t go on the tube, they were both too scared. After that, they went into town and got ice cream. Then they went back to Snug Harbor. Kaltag and bituin laid down susunod each other, watching MTV with Ralph. Just then, a news flash came on.
“The world will be ending in 9 hours, due to an undersea volcano. It has already killed all undersea life.    It will end in 6 hours, sorry misread. I’m Stereotype Kibble, reporting.”
“Oh crap!” bituin yelled.
bituin and Kaltag got scared and held each other close. Dixie joined, so did Steele, Nikki, and Balto. Then joined Ralph.
About 6 hours later the Aso were watching the news. The countdown was on 9.
“5,4,3,2,1... APRIL FOOLS!”
“What the hell? It’s not even April.” Kaltag said.
“Those dumb dicks.” Ralph yelled.
Just then, someone knocked on the door. It was Jean. He told Ralph that the Ryer island ferry was closed. So they had to take an alternate route when they went home. The susunod day, they packed up the car, and went to the airport, where they boarded the Cessna and flew to Sacramento. From there they boarded the MD-11 and flew to Anchorage. They were home. Or were they? No they weren’t, they didn’t live in Anchorage. They flew the Beechcraft to Nome. Now they’re home.