Barney Stinson

I know what you’re thinking,
What’s Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot!

Yes I coulda nailed her,
But no it’s not a failure,
‘Cuz there’s one thing she is not.

To score a ten would be just fine,
But I’d rather be dressed to the nines,
It’s a truth you can’t refute!
Nothing bumagay me like a suit!

Picture a world
where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed.
That delivery guy
in the dyaket and tie,
That tuta in the double-breast.

That ’80s dude in mutton chops,
That baby with a lollipop,
That lady cop who’s kinda cute...
Nothing bumagay ‘em like a suit!

Wingman I can wear,...