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This pagiging isang tao litrato might contain sopa, pag-ibig upuan, loveseat, tete a tete, vis a vis, daybed, and divan bed.

The puso Attack Grill serves up artery clogging (but tasty) pagkain served sa pamamagitan ng scantily clad waitresses (known as 'nurses'). Heaven has found a place right here on little 'ol Earth :-)
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Crazy UK ipakita in which dudes attempt daring stunts. In this clip "Neg" plays a game called "Urban Sprinting" in which you attempt to outrun security guards after setting of the store's "inventory control system". Truly manly.
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Video clip of how you can undress in 7 seconds.
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posted by isabelle_905
Another email.

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the mesa with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the gatas carton.




WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a telebisyon set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured...
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posted by isabelle_905
More emails...

Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The garahe is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. tsokolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO sando to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, madami pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...
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posted by isabelle_905
From an email I got.

Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten sa pamamagitan ng his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for madami than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free serbesa in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,...
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posted by isabelle_905
More lovely emails!! Guys, pay attention!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutos is only five minutos if you have just been ibingiay five madami minutos to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This isn’t...
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posted by isabelle_905
I didn't write this. I got it in an email and it made me smile!!
Sorry guys, I just had to post it! :P



The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN ibingiay LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD...
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Godzilla demonstrates good parenting.
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Commercial about the effects of serbesa for some men. Classic.
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