10 Ways to Annoy Bellatrix Lestrange
1) Suggest that Voldemort thinks that Pettigrew is a madami capable Death Eater than she is.
2) Send apparitions of the Longbottoms after her, never letting her rest.
3) Post Harry Potter tagahanga type things all over her Azkaban cell.
4) Keep bringing up her sister, Andromeda, in conversation.
5) Keep bringing up Tonks in conversation.
6) Impersonate Voldemort and make her believe that he’s into peace with Muggles.
7) Cut off her hair and dye what’s left orange; you can tell her that her appearance improves with the “Annie Lennox” look.
8) “Confiscate” her...
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