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Ts: rangicku did you take my hair jell again

rangicku: no i thank ichigo did

ts: danm him i told him allready he cant get his hair like me

toshiro travle to the human world in paghahanap of his hair jell

ts: ICHIGO DID YOU TAKE MY HAIR JELL AGAIN!!!!????

ichigo: (just woke up) hmmm ........(toshiro is wrigth in his face) wwwww-what the hell!!!!!???? TOSHIRO WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!!

ts: my hair jell what did you do with it

ichigo: nothing and i didnt take your hair jell

ts: yes u did (takes out sword) and i will fight you till you give it back

ichigo: ......oh shit !!!! (takes out sword) fine but im telling...

Dammit, is that how you greet your son who went out of his way to help a ghost on the way home?!


I see. So basically, you're a shinigami? And you came all the way from some place called Soul Society to vanquish evil spirits? Which means that monster earlier was one of those evil spirits? And it attacked that little girl? Okay, I belie-- NO WAY I'LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS!



[After the hollow of Orihime's brother threatens to kill her] Do you know why the big brother is born first? It's to protect the little brothers and sisters that come after him. A brother telling his sister, "I'll kill you..."...

here is another one of my funny bleach storys here you go

while ichigo was fighting grimjow, grimjow stabbed ichigo's hand to the ground. then rukia comes

rukia:ichigo what happened to your hands
ichigo:well i was fighting grimjaw and he stabbed me
grimjow:for the last time its grimjow not grimjaw
ichigo:whatever

then shinji comes and rukia ask why he is here

rukia:shinji why are you here
shinji:because this manga says im in this chapter and its in my contract
rukia:then when do i fight
shinji: you fight in two madami chapters
rukia:i cant wait that long im getting out of here

ichigo:no rukia if...

This story was when Ichigo ws trying to plan and save Rukia. And plus in this story Ichigo has a retainer. Thank you I hope you like the story!

Ichigo,Orihime,Chad,Uryu were thinking of a plan how to save Rukia.So Ichigo said,
Ichigo: So Orihime try to heal any one who is hurt okay?
Orihime:Okay Ichigo.
Ichigo:Alright Chad you go use you Elderectoe if I get a srcatch!
Chad: What?! Why a scratch? Can't it be like your blood gets out of your mouth or something?
Ichigo: Well lets just stick with scratch.
Chad: Well okay then Ichigo. Goss.
Ichigo: Now Uryu use those two-million thingy okay?
Uryu: Really...

Bleach has been a popular anime and manga series for quite some time and to this araw the fandom continues to grow, people write stories, they develop relationships with the characters, cosplay, and well....people Role Play! This is my first ever post here and I really hope it doesn't get taken down because I assure you this is proper advertising in a sense that I really want you all to sumali us on a wild adventure to see a text based RPG site ACTUALLY LAUNCH! Yep! Thats right! World of Bleach is currently in its pre-launch phase and with the server alone you are able to create your very own...

Lover: Grimmjow Best Friend: Unohana On the upside you can be freedom-loving, extroverted, straightforward, benevolent, philosophic, idealistic, sincere, intellectual, knowledgeable, philosophical, broad-minded, truth-seeking and telling, just, fun-loving, athletic, adventurous, expansive, and optimistic. On the downside you can be blundering, careless, exaggerative, know-it-all, over-indulgent, tactless and scattered. You are a Shinigami captured sa pamamagitan ng the Arrancar for your superior healing skills - you have achieved Bankai and it contains medic skills much like Orihime's. You don't let many...