Orihime Rangiku

Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that you wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.

You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom to practise your shunpo power.

You write to your mother in Karakura, Hapon every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.

Every time you see a kalye sign, you have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.

You put oranges on your head because you heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.

You're always having to apologize to your susunod door neighbour for setting apoy to his...

As the last kampanilya rings, I try to walk casually down the hall knowing that every step I took feels like 100 pounds where added. I look around the hall trying to find something, something in my puso that’s yearning for something for so long... I find Uryu susunod to the lockers putting his stuff in. I ignore the pain in my puso to keep searching and run up to Uryu.
"Uryu, Uryu!!!" I yelled. Uryu jolted up dropping his school books. "Jeez, Orihime don’t scare me like that."
"Sorry Uryu, I was just wondering..." I took my eyes away from his face and took a deep breath, " w-why is Ulquiorra...