A Bleach Tribute to walang tiyak na layunin Parodies .

Ulquiorra Cifer/Ulquiorra Schiffer - 4th espada
read as Urukiora Shifā

Espada cuatro (4) in Aizen's army of Arrancar, and is one of the series' central antagonists. He is responsible for much of the conflict currently taking place in the show's continuity, as he is one of Ichigo's principal Arrancar rivals; the other differentially being Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez.

-He is typically slender and melancholic in appearance. He appears somewhat like a cold hearted person. He is believed to be the only arrancar/espada to have a 2nd ressurecion form. he was also able to kill ichigo twice.His cero is green...

Bakudō
Bakudō ("way of binding")
Beginner (Unseated officers and
other shinigami)
Kidō Bakudō No. 1 Sai
1. Sai (塞, Restrain) — Locks a
target's arms in place behind
their back.
Incantation: unknown/none.
4. Hainawa (這縄, Crawling Rope)
— An energy rope entangles a
target's arms.
Incantation: unknown/none.
8. Seki (斥, Repulse) - Creates a
round shield that seems to
temporarily paralyze and repel
whatever strikes it.
Incantation: unknown/none.
9. Geki (撃, Strike) — Engulfs a
target in red light, completely
paralyzing them.
Incantation: "Disintegrate, you
black dog of Rondanini! Look
upon yourself...

You watched as small waves crashed against the solid structure of the red and white riverboat. Gliding through the peaceful river the rhythmic music and shouts from the party a few paces away pushed out the silence of the night and darkness. Gazing at your elegant champagne glass as you swished the last remains of the alcohol you notice a reflection of a figure in it, spinning on your 3-inch off white ballroom shoes to face a tall handsome looking man, your knee-long dress twirling beneath you. "Can I help you?" Your tanong made a devilish smile flourish on his lips as he sleekly approached...

Lover: Renji Best friends: Rukia, Hisagi On the upside you can be passionate, secretive, powerful, penetrating, intense, determined, purposeful, keenly perceptive, deep, complex, analytical, inquisitive, resourceful, ambitious, magnetic, hypnotic, sexual, creative and mysterious. On the downside you are suspicious, compulsive, aggressive, jealous, and controlling. You are a vice-captain of the 9th Division. You have come extremely close to Bankai, but your zanpak-to is stubborn, which makes your journey for Bankai difficult. Renji loves you for your mysterious attitude, and for your ability...

A little after ten years
and BLEACH is nearing
the end of its story.
According to Kubo
Tite–creator of the
much beloved manga
series–the susunod arc,
presumably dubbed the
“Ice Palace Arc” is
the last arc in the
bleach manga series.
Fans are pretty miffed
about it. After all,
BLEACH is one of the
“Big Three” manga
series featured in
Shounen Jump.
Rumors are already
flying abound in the
world wide web
concerning this final
arc. Some are saying
that the arc is going to
last ten years (after all,
the Arrancar Arc lasted
a total of four years),
some are saying it
would be around four
years as well. If it does
last...

Confronted sa pamamagitan ng a tahanan intruder, Jake Terrey tipped the odds in his favour sa pamamagitan ng pulling down the replica anime sword hanging on his pader and brandishing it.

"It's not that dangerous but it's quite intimidating," the 21-year-old sinabi of the timber ornament, modelled on Japanese manga series Bleach.

Mr Terrey, a tagahanga of manga, told ninemsn he came upon the alleged burglar after returning tahanan to his ground floor apartment in Summer Hill, in Sydney's inner west, after a jog shortly before midday on December 20.

As a professional fashion photographer, his first concern was his laptop and the $10,000 worth...

ICHIGO KURASAKI vs ULQUIORRA SCHIFFER part 1

Ah, hell. I was late again. Soul reaper or no soul reaper I had to still follow the education steps to blah-blah-blah-blah-blah. I glanced at the clock. 8:34 AM. I shrugged thinking that it would be okay to be late again. I estola a glance at my closet door. Nothing. The door was closed and there was no sound coming from it. I started toward the closet but stopped myself. No! Scolding myself to be less desperate I hurried out of the door. I could hear my dad crying and yelling his heads off. I didn't even wanna know why. Yeah, my dad was one hysterical...

This is a Bleach/Soul Eater/Rayearth and Inuyasha crossover. This is based off of the question:
"What would happen if bleach Captains,Leutennats and espadas were teachers in a school.

here are the teachers:

Nnoitra Jiruga-History teacher
Kenpachi Zaraki- Guys Athletics teacher
Nelliel Tu Ordelshvark- Dance Teacher
Sosuke Aizen-ISS teacher
Yamamoto-Principle
Gin Ichimaru-Math Teacher
Toshirou Hitsuguya-Math Teacher
Mayuri Kurostuchi-Science teacher
Jushiro Ukitake-Language arts teacher
Shunsui Kyoraku- Health teacher
Coyote Starrk- Choir Teacher
Byakya Kuchiki-Theatre arts
Nemu Kurostuchi-Receptionist
Griimjow...

Ts: rangicku did you take my hair jell again

rangicku: no i thank ichigo did

ts: danm him i told him allready he cant get his hair like me

toshiro travle to the human world in paghahanap of his hair jell

ts: ICHIGO DID YOU TAKE MY HAIR JELL AGAIN!!!!????

ichigo: (just woke up) hmmm ........(toshiro is wrigth in his face) wwwww-what the hell!!!!!???? TOSHIRO WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!!

ts: my hair jell what did you do with it

ichigo: nothing and i didnt take your hair jell

ts: yes u did (takes out sword) and i will fight you till you give it back

ichigo: ......oh shit !!!! (takes out sword) fine but im telling...

here is another one of my funny bleach storys.

ichigo was fighting hollows when a princess came and asked for pagkain

lurichiyo: i want pagkain
ichigo: have you ever heard of a resturant theres one right around the corner
lurichiyo:i want pagkain now! i dont have time to go walk around the corner to go to some silly resturant

then rukia comes and sees the princess

rukia: uy ichigo... hahahaha!!! is that a princess?
ichigo: i gues if thats what you want to call her
lurichiyo:i want pagkain now
rukia:whats the magic word?
lurichiyo:give me some pagkain or else i'll kill you

rukia:gosh... theres no need to be mean...

Dammit, is that how you greet your son who went out of his way to help a ghost on the way home?!


I see. So basically, you're a shinigami? And you came all the way from some place called Soul Society to vanquish evil spirits? Which means that monster earlier was one of those evil spirits? And it attacked that little girl? Okay, I belie-- NO WAY I'LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS!



[After the hollow of Orihime's brother threatens to kill her] Do you know why the big brother is born first? It's to protect the little brothers and sisters that come after him. A brother telling his sister, "I'll kill you..."...

here is another one of my funny bleach storys here you go

while ichigo was fighting grimjow, grimjow stabbed ichigo's hand to the ground. then rukia comes

rukia:ichigo what happened to your hands
ichigo:well i was fighting grimjaw and he stabbed me
grimjow:for the last time its grimjow not grimjaw
ichigo:whatever

then shinji comes and rukia ask why he is here

rukia:shinji why are you here
shinji:because this manga says im in this chapter and its in my contract
rukia:then when do i fight
shinji: you fight in two madami chapters
rukia:i cant wait that long im getting out of here

ichigo:no rukia if...

This story was when Ichigo ws trying to plan and save Rukia. And plus in this story Ichigo has a retainer. Thank you I hope you like the story!

Ichigo,Orihime,Chad,Uryu were thinking of a plan how to save Rukia.So Ichigo said,
Ichigo: So Orihime try to heal any one who is hurt okay?
Orihime:Okay Ichigo.
Ichigo:Alright Chad you go use you Elderectoe if I get a srcatch!
Chad: What?! Why a scratch? Can't it be like your blood gets out of your mouth or something?
Ichigo: Well lets just stick with scratch.
Chad: Well okay then Ichigo. Goss.
Ichigo: Now Uryu use those two-million thingy okay?
Uryu: Really...

Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that you wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.

You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom to practise your shunpo power.

You write to your mother in Karakura, Hapon every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.

Every time you see a kalye sign, you have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.

You put oranges on your head because you heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.

You're always having to apologize to your susunod door neighbour for setting apoy to his...