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chicki: u r a grumpy old troll!

merastewart: Nuh uh!!! I think I'm just high from that weed I found in the bushes.!

chicki: !!!! did u tumawid that shaky asno bridge to get to the motherfuckin immigration office? xD

merastewart: Hell no mutha fuckah.... I was about to until dat asong babae walked up tellin me she Nawawala my weed.

chicki: the one that fucks all ur boyfriends and borrows all ur money? xD

merastewart: Hell yeah.... dat asong babae is fucked up FOH REAL!

chicki: go kick her muthafuckin asno ninja!

merastewart: Giiirl.... she...

chicki: *throws a puno at you*

merastewart: *throws an elepante at you*

chicki: you can’t throw yourself mera ;]
bahahaha!

merastewart: Atleast I didn't throw YOU.! A WOOLY MAMMOTH.!!

chicki: OH YEAH??!!! well you're a pig/anteater/evil unicorn!!!!!!!! =.=

merastewart: Well, I’d rather be an evil unicorn then a snorting COW!!

chicki: TOO BAD!!! you're both already!!!

merastewart: LIAR.!

chicki: FATTY!

merastewart: PIG.!

chicki: BUTTFACE!

merastewart: ASSFACE.! O:

chicki: CRAPHEAD!!!

merastewart: O:

chicki: yeah i went there. SUCK IT UP WOMAN!

merastewart: I'm NEVER talking to you again!

chicki:...

Merastewart: I have two types of dressing in my litsugas !

chicki: O: kewl

merastewart: xD ifkr!

chicki: does it taste yummeh?

merastewart: I'm having a dance party in my mouth! what u think!!' WAHOOOO. aww fuck. turn that shit off! no one wants to hear her squeaky voice !!

chicki: wtf??? xD

merastewart: xD

chicki: hahahahaha

merastewart: *music playing * it's Friday Friday gotta get down on Friday!! what the fuck did I say!! fuck a asarol sideways with a god damn rake

chicki: did u see me and johnys statuses?? how crazy....i sinabi RAAWWRR and then he's like barking i asked him what in hell it was about...

Battle of the bad pagkain jokes!!! xD


kaboomgirl: FWAAHH~! *tackles you* GIMME YOUR ICECREAM! >:D

chicki: Gaaaahhhh!!!! I am actually eating ice cream right now HOWDIDYOUKNOWTHAT stalkerrrrrrr?!! O:

kaboomgirl: I didn't know! Are you ALWAYS eating icecream? xD *takes a bite*

chicki: Who, me? Pshhh nooo...*shoves the ice cream onto your face* O:)

kaboomgirl: !!!!! *now have a face full of icecream* ......... *wipes some of it off and smooshes it in your hair* >:]

chicki: Oh its on like DONKEH KONG!!!! Lmao I just took a paliguan you jerk!! *grabs a bucket full of melted ice cream and dumps it...

We started sa pamamagitan ng going back and forth on each others walls. xD so, if you paghahanap around on our walls, you'll probly find this :D

kaboomgirl: Bwah!

chicki: Gwah o:

kaboomgirl: Chwah! O:

chicki: Fwah!

kaboomgirl: Dwahh!!

chicki: Kwaaahhh!!! Why are we doing this xD

kaboomgirl: Kwaah!! I don’t know xD

chicki: Dang!! I was gonna use kwah!! Youuuu stealer! xD Pwah!

kaboomgirl: O: PFFF!!! Twahh!!!

chicki: Gaarrr. Swaahhhh!

kaboomgirl: *plays the ULTIMATE card* WAAHHH! Xd

chicki: o:!!!!!! you little jerk!! LOL xD WHAAA-CHAAA!!! –if you do not recall, that is my superawesome karate chop sound. Orrrr!! Schockablooee!!!...