(Duncan House Kitchen)
(Toby is in his baby chair and Charlie, Gabe, Teddy, and PJ are eating at the mesa while Amy is drinking coffee when Bob enters)
Bob: Great news! There was a cockroach infestation at the local Tipton Hotel-
Amy: Bob, it is amazing what get's you excited.
Bob: Let me finish, the owner of the place, Mr. Tipton, was so happy with the job I did, he is letting the whole family stay on the S.S Tipton THIS weekend.
ALL DUNCANS: YAY!!!
Teddy: This would be a great thing to put on the video diary.
PJ: Yeah, you haven't done that in a while.
Teddy: Well, I haven't thought of any ideas....

(Webster High)

(The A.N.T farm)
(Fletcher is painting a bangka when oliba and Chyna enters)
Chyna: what are you painting?
Fletcher: a boat.
Chyna: why?
Fletcher: didn't you hear? The whole A.N.T farm is going on the Tipton.
Olive: oh yeah! I remember I was told sa pamamagitan ng Principle Skidmore yesterday at 12:34.45. She was wearing a maroon tuktok with blue jeens and I was wearing-
Chyna: Okay Olive. We don't need to know all the information.
Olive: okay.
Chyna: Why was I never told that?
Olive: I don't know maybe because your new?
Chyna: Wouldn't they still tell me?
Gibson: Chyna! Your going to the Tipton cruse!
Chyna:...

(The Ross House)
(Emma, Luke, Ravi, and Zuri are eating at the mesa and Jessie and Bertram is pagbaba a book)
Emma: Ravi can you pass the milk?
Ravi: (hands mike to Emma) what do kids do during summer in America?
Luke: the same as most countries.
Ravi: ohh... okay. (takes out a wip)
Zuri: wo wo wo! don't have to go all Indiana Jones on us.
Ravi: what? where I come from, during summer the kids wip the cows so they will work.
Jessie: well the only work kids do in America is summer school. Right Luke?
Luke: what? I don't know she's talking about.
Jessie: You have to go to school tomorrow Luke.
(Knock...

(The S.S Tipton lobby)
Mr. Moseby: welcome to the S.S Tipton. Everyone!
London: Moseby!
Mr. Moseby: London? what- what are you doing here?
London: Daddy told me that sometime this buwan he will be on this ship to give me a present. have you seen him?
Mr. Moseby: no. Wait, Mr. Tipton is coming on the ship? I got to get it ready and clean for him.
(Zach and Cody enter)
Zach and Cody: Hi Mr. Moseby!
Mr. Moseby: (Screams)
Zach: wow. He's so happy he is screaming with joy.
Cody: did you miss us?
Mr. Moseby: miss you? sure I did. but one question: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??!!!???!!!!
Cody: Zach and I are coming...