"Recording bat sonar is something soothingly akin to having one's teeth drilled."

"A Slayer slayes, a Watcher..."

"How about the end of the world?"

"The Earth is doomed."

"Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons. He will, however, get over it."

"A vampire isn't a person at all. It may have the movements, the memories, even the personality of the person it took over, but it's still a demon at the core. There is no halfway"

"She lives very much in the now, and well, history is very much about the then"

"A vampire in pag-ibig with a slayer. It's rather poetic...in a maudlin sort of way."