"So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie mga hayop feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going,'Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!'And you know the monkey's just,'I mock you with my monkey pants!"
"Did I mention I didn't take Latin?"
"Sometimes when I'm sitting in class -- you know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen -- I think about halik you, and it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage"
"Well, to the casual observer, it would appear that you're trying to make your friend Xander jealous, or even the score, or something. And...that's on the empty side. See, in my fantasy, when I'm halik you, you're halik me. It's okay, I can wait."
"This cheerleading trophy. It's like its eyes follow you wherever you go. I like it."
"I'm going through some...changes"
"It's okay, I'm-I'm sorry I almost ate you"
"I mean, it's not every araw you find out you're...a werewolf. That's fairly freaksome."
"But we know the world didn't end, 'cause... check it out."
"Did I mention I didn't take Latin?"
"Sometimes when I'm sitting in class -- you know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen -- I think about halik you, and it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage"
"Well, to the casual observer, it would appear that you're trying to make your friend Xander jealous, or even the score, or something. And...that's on the empty side. See, in my fantasy, when I'm halik you, you're halik me. It's okay, I can wait."
"This cheerleading trophy. It's like its eyes follow you wherever you go. I like it."
"I'm going through some...changes"
"It's okay, I'm-I'm sorry I almost ate you"
"I mean, it's not every araw you find out you're...a werewolf. That's fairly freaksome."
"But we know the world didn't end, 'cause... check it out."
"I know what you're thinking, but don't worry, I don't bite!"
"What's with the Catholic schoolgirl look? Last time I saw you, it was kimonos."
"Why not? I killed mine. I killed their mga kaibigan and their friends' children for a hundred years. I offered ugly death to everyone I met, and I did it with a song in my heart"
"I fed on a girl your age. Beautiful. Dumb as a post"
"The elders conjured up the perfect punishment for me: they restored my soul."
"Oh, I don't know. Looking in the mirror every araw and seeing nothing there...it's an overrated pleasure"
"I'll get it. It's not like I need the oxygen."