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BLACK RACISTS:
Any one who knows me, knows I can tolerate just about ANYTHING. Except for fuckin racism. I mean, most of mga kaibigan are either black or with Mexican relatives.. But, what I find can be even worse, is when some (not all, only some) turn ANYTHING I say into a racist slur, and you can never win in an argument because of this. Not judging anyone, just deeply annoyed, that's all..

AMERICAN HYPOCRITES:
I'm not sure why there certain people in the US that just want to judge EVERYTHING. Even us Canadians, they mock us Canadians. But the fact is. When ever I go to my American relatives, there is literary NO difference whatsoever.. Well. Scenario wise, at least..

COUNTRY MUSIC:
It's not that it's nesseary BAD music.
It's just.. Not for me.
But unfortunately, when you gro up with a family such as mine, you hear it fuckin EVERYWHERE. My family is obsessed with country music. Where all a bunch of AppleJack's.
In fact, my entire mom's side of the family, are literary a bunch of cowboys and cowgirls..

AM RADIO:
Now. This is the worst thing in the history of.. Radio.
I would rather lesson to fuckin country, then AM radio.
My dad loves it, but I can't see how.

ALMOST "EVERY" FANFICTION STORY:
Now. There are obviously so GREAT stories out there (but no, My Little Dashie is not one of them, so shut up).
But the fact still remains that there's IDEA that people make porns out them. And with so much details.. I mean. Do they watch fuckin porn all day.. But that's not even the ONLY thing I hate.. Even GOOD fanfics are written as soap operas. And I hardly ever read fanfics. I just write them. And sometimes read my OWN stories..

NEWFOUNDLAND ACCENTS:
Every time you hear cartoons with Canadian stereotypes, there's the fact that Newfoundlanders really DO talk like that.
And I once had a school teacher from there, and he was always obsessed with punungkahoy ng mepl syrup.

THE WAR BETWEEN kouk AND PEPSI:
In my opinion. They taste the exact same.


That's all I got for now.
Stay tuned for madami parts..
posted by Canada24
Well.. I'll say Sword was right about it being sad again.
But that would lead too him say

"I told you so"

And I'll say

"Don't have too rub it in"

And he'll say

"Yes I do"

And than he'll pour coffee onto me.

And I'll say

"Dick"

And he'll say

"Thank you"

either way.. I'm enjoying the funny episode while I can. Before I have too start crying again.
This ipakita is doing anything it can too depress us. Like it's the shows job.. Too kick us in the balls and say "Life sucks, deal with it"

The ipakita is an asshole.
posted by Canada24
So.. Here's another review..

The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.

But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.

This ipakita has kind of animation.. All anime have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.

But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD
posted by Canada24
So now we're at season two.. I watched the first four episodes

If I'm being 100% serious, this isn't really the greatest ipakita ever.. It's good and all. great cast.

But it's so friggin depressing.. And not really mixed in with any real laughs.
The vibe this ipakita is giving me is that life sucks, there's no joy in life, and nothing has any true meaning in life.

So.. Yeah..

But hey.. I would be lying if there were NO jokes.

Like the facts the Carlene STILL believes the little kid is a real person, and not a obvious disguise.

And Todd going back too his lack of confidence after ONE tiny insult.

So yeah.....
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#1: SERGEANT SPRINKLES - CUPCAKES:
Let me put this out of the way.
I reread cupcakes.. And truth is.. It actually SUCKS.
I realize now, the story itself isn't what inspired me.
It's the WAY it's told that inspired me.
I mean.. That writer is so amazing..Too bad the actual plot is so god awful.
And for all those that say it ruined how they saw Pinkie.
Seems too me like you wouldn't of had much hope for her in the first place, if a stupid creepy pasta ruins her so instantly..


#2: WHOEVER WROTE, JEFF THE KILLER:
There's actually some really well made story writing.
Too bad it's about JEFF..


#3: ALEXTHEHERETIC...
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I think I seen episode 9 before.
Well, at least the scene where Todd discovers the truth of his rock opera.

It's funnier now that I know what he's actually talking about.
Aaron paul's voice is so funny when having a character like Todd trying to actually "think".

And the fact it WASN'T revenge, is too funny.

I pag-ibig you Todd..


Anyway.. The ipakita is certainly a lot deeper now.
Sometimes it's a good thing.. But sometimes it's a depressing thing.. Mixes between those things.


We're almost done season 1 anyway, susunod week sumali me for the conclusion of season 1..
posted by Canada24
While SAW 1 is actually one of the greatest pelikula I know.

Saw 2 is madami what people THINK of when you talk about the Saw films.

Though, out of the many sequels this is probably the most interesting one.
There are EXTREMELY stupid victims in this one, and I'm here to honour their death, sa pamamagitan ng laughing at the stupidity of their decisions.

The films open up with VERY disturbing scene.
A man wakes up with spike-filled mask locked to his neck.

Jigsaw uses both a video tape and his puppet BILLY to inform the that in order to unlock the device, he must cut into his eye to obtain the key, which has been...
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Well episode 2 was kinda pointless at the last half.. Guess I'll try improving this series a little.

4 YEARS AGO:

Trixie: (getting ready to leave)..

Saten: (flies over) Trixie, wait!.. Don't leave without saying good bye.

Trixie: Sorry.. I thought you were still mad at me.. I mean, I tried to kick Twilight out of town and then tried to do the same to you..

Saten: Yeah. About that.. Why me? Why were you so mad at me!?

Trixie: Ohh, I don't know.. Maybe it's the fact that you were the only one in high school that EVER cared for me.. That you meant the world to me.. That I LOVED you!.. But you never...
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I decided, if I'm gonna be a reviewer, I should give REAL reviews..

Like I sinabi before.

The humour seems a bit..

"ayeeayh.. Mwa"

Same reaction to the humour in FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC.

Guess it always was, even "I" don't really get how I ended up watching every episode..

Plus, I'm so busy trying to review MONSTERS, guess I'm somewhat distracted.

But I guess I'll continue, if I don't like it sa pamamagitan ng the end of season 1, least I can say "I tried".

Anyway,

I do POSITIVES to say as well.

I can understand the point BoJack was trying to make, with the veterans. But the "way" he said, made him seem like a asshole,...
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Sally found Dash alone at her house, being one of the few times she actually uses a joint of Marijuana. And considering all that happened, who wouldn't.

"Hey sis.. I heard your kinda upset" Sally said.

"I don't wanna talk about it.. Please leave me alone" Dash said, trying to get the lighter off child block.

"Well, clearly there must be better ways to deal with it" Sally said, stealing away the lighter.

"... Packie's dead.. Okay" Dash said, tearfully.

Sally hugged her.

"I know, Jimmy told me" Sally sinabi softly.

"Do you know how it happened?" Sally asked.

"Dose it matter?" Dash tearfully said, still...
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#1: FALLEN ANGEL:
At the end. When you reach the abandoned movie set..


#2: BANK:
In one of the walang tiyak na layunin encounters. You stop bank robbers "the old fashioned way".
Plus.. There's another bank robbery battle when your a patrol officer in the beginning..


#3: THE POLITE INVITATION:
My personal favorite.
The ending mansion battle..


#4: QUARTER MOON MURDERS:
Gerald Mason is one of the greatest villains in a video game.
It's only fitting that he goes out that way.
You chase him though tunnels, shooting at him.
He's tricky, but you don't really care.
Besides. There's lots and lots of cover..


#5: BLACK CEASER:
The...
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#1: KORN:
When you think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make you think of bulaklak and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I pag-ibig them (obviously). But these songs are pag-awit about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..


#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.


#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!


#4: kulay-rosas FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..


#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
Roman: (meets Niko at the bangka stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took you so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. You know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING!

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Roman: Do you think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and you won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No, because I didn't invite her to come you with me.

Niko: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.. The slowest...
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posted by Canada24
So I think you are a fool.
Hanging on my every word.
I'm getting ugly!
So I'm ugly!

TEAR ME FROM YOUR HEEEEEART!!

TEARING ME APPPPART!!

So I thought you'd disappear.
Being alone is what you fear.
Are you lonely!?
Yes, lonely!

TEAR ME FROM YOUR HEEEEEART!!

TEARING ME APPPPART!!

(fast)
Rolling and throwing consoling.
everything that goes this far.
Joking and hoping, revolting
All that shit that's who you are
Holding, and scolding, revolving
Peel it back, reveal the scar.
Loathing, exploding, controlling
This is what you really are!

The time is coming
Gone Insane
Your really happy
You've won the game

The time is coming...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER SAVES MR MACKEY:
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..


#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.


#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the tuktok war against Satan..


#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would you feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on telebisyon that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
It's nice that people don't judge brony's very much anymore (unless your the type that dresses up in costomes and buys little kid toys)..

Anyone that knows this about me simply just refuses to even CARE that I watch it.. Especially sense I am the type that literary NEVER brings up the characters.

MLP is just like any other show. Sometimes I like it. Sometimes I don't.
If it ever stops ipinapakita MLP.
Big deal. I barely watch it anymore anyway.

The REAL reason I'm a brony is because of sites like this one.
All the online mga kaibigan I make along the way.
And the level of enjoyment in making in using...
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posted by Canada24
#1: LOIS GRIFFIN:
Nnon-caring personality and will often ipakita absolutely no emotion or interest in some very emotional situations, and in other cases draw pleasure from others misery. Some examples being when Meg was upset about not being invited to a party hosted sa pamamagitan ng Chris in "Stew-Roids", she just gives up, gives her daughter some pills and a Sylvia Plath novel, walks out stating "whatever happens, happens". Meg even stated she loved her in "Peter's Daughter", only for Lois to not even respond. When Brian was leaving in "Quagmire's Dad", she doesn't even look away from the telebisyon to state...
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posted by Canada24
#1: PETER GRIFFIN:
We pag-ibig him. But that's not really an excuse.
Unlike Homer Simpson who actually loves and cares for his children even when they drive him nuts Peter treats his kids like dirt in one episode where Stewie suffers a concussion and Meg and Chris try to hide it but Peter knew the whole time but sinabi nothing and his solution for the problem was throwing Stewie under the Car and passing the blame on Lois, he even admitted he hated spending time with his own kids..

#2: JACK TORRANCE:
No matter how drunk (or ghost-drunk) our father got, he never blamed us for how his novel wasn't coming...
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#1: PARAPAZZI:
Everyone makes mistakes.
Everyone has things they want to forget.
But they CAN'T forget. The whole fuckin world is judging you over things that isn't even their business to begin with. I can’t imagine wanting to go shopping, or grab a coffee and having to worry about people running after me to take pictures of me..
"No I don't want to sign your fuckin paper! I'm just looking for some fuckin milk!"


#2: NO PRVATE LIFE:
Your business is not only yours anymore. It’s everybody’s, apparently. Look at what’s going on with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Funny because I’m not one...
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SEASON 1:
SPIKE: I kinda like this guy..
TWILIGHT: She's so adorable
RARITY: Kinda annoying
APPLEJACK: Kinda annoying
PINKIE: Really REALLY annoying.
FLUTTERSHY: Don't really care for her
DASH: (watching Ticket master) Oh, it IS a girl.. Why was I thinking a boy?... Weird.

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SEASON 2:
SPIKE: Still like him..
TWILIGHT: Still like her.
RARITY: Still annoying
APPLEJACK: Getting a bit better.
PINKIE: Starting to grow on her.
FLUTTERSHY: ....................
DASH: Starting to like her.

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SEASON...
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#1: JERRY TRAINOR:
If you ever see that ipakita Icarly, Jerry Trainor is the immature older brother, and frankly the ONLY watchable actor.
He's always in kid shows, guess this would be okay, except, he's always BAD kid shows.
His talent is wasted..


#2: JASON LEE:
Alvin in the chipmunks.
Really Lee?
Your better than that.
Stick to MY NAME IS EARL, your awesome in that show..


#3: IKE BARINHOLTZ:
Love this guy.
But he's in all these STUPID movies.
Even THE NEIGHBOURS isn't all that good.
It COULD of been hilarious.
But Zac Effron isn't really good for that kind of role.
I actually like the guy, but it...
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