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SATEN TWIST:
Although he usually means well. Saten Twist isn't always as innocent as the other my little parang buriko characters. He's been known to kill 3 people (though non of them were on purpose).
Saten often reveals to have had a very bad childhood, his father was abusive to him and his mother, and his mother was emotionally distant, never ipinapakita him any true signs of love. As a result, Saten has grown into a recovering alcoholic, who sometimes takes weed, and has strong temper issues witch often makes him unpredictable, and sometimes even sadistic.
However, he is also shown to be quite immature and dosen't often take things too seriously. Cause of this, Saten is often considered one of the most sarcastic characters of the series.
Saten can sometimes be considered a bit creepy when it comes to woman, often flirting with them at the LEAST appropriate of times. And on rare occasions he actually stalks them before having gotten together with Trixie. Saten may not be winning any "boyfriend of the year" awards, but he would NEVER cheat on Trixie. And although Saten still flirts with most girls he meets, he never actually tries anything.
For the most part, Saten loves causing mischief on his spare time. And he tends to get along well with Pinkie, cause they both pag-ibig pranking people (although Saten's pranks can arguably be considered a bit crueler).
But despite all his flaws and temper issues, Saten isn't "at heart" a bad person. He is strongly loyal towards the ones he cares about, especially Derpy, and later Trixie, not afraid of physically harming those who wrong them.
He is also quite nieve, as he never realized Trixie's true feelings despite how obvious it probably was. It wasn't till she told him herself, while revealing to be very heartbroken about Saten falling for AppleJack instead of her.. But Saten later made up for this and is currently her boyfriend..

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DERPY:
Aside from the cute and harmless appearance she gives off. This version of Derpy is your typical "tough girl". She isn't above using violence to get her way, and despite Saten's strong protectiveness, she very RARELY lets him fight her battles, she can ipakita impressive fighting skills (she's once mentioned to have beaten up a stallion twice her size for picking on limon Hearts).
Saten's protectiveness of her has been known to sometimes annoy her, often telling him "I'm not that little filly anymore". But she understands that he means well, and still respects him for it in the end.
Like Saten, Derpy is a occasional marihuwana user, apparently she bakes it into her "special muffins".
Although Saten is older than her. Derpy is often madami mature than Saten, sometimes parenting him. But this isn't ALWAYS the case, the roles often switch within the series. With sometimes Saten being the maturer one.
Derpy isn't above sarcasm, in fact, she is rarely shown NOT being sarcastic or sneer, often laughing at other people misfortunes, and joining Saten in most of his pranks.

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TRIXIE:
Trixie is madami or less the same as the show.
But is often shown much madami positively.
Her arrogance is only part of her stage acts (well, least after her redemption in MAGIC DUEL).
Trixie, despite her behavior in Boost Busters and Magic Duel, is actually a very kind hearted and loyal person, was just lonely (probably like the show).
She, Derpy and Saten are childhood friends. And despite when Saten threatened to kill her after hearing she lied in Boost Busters (he was drunk), she forgave him, and actually has an huge crush on him, but he was too naive to see it.. It wasn't till she told him herself, while revealing to be very heartbroken about Saten falling for AppleJack instead of her, but Saten later made up for this and is currently her boyfriend. Twilight and the main six trusts Trixie way madami than in the show, as Trixie isn't as secretive..

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APPLEJACK:
Saten's ex girlfriend.
Whom he still had romantic feeling for (until he dates Trixie).
Although it took her many years to respect him as a friend, do to him being a negative influence on AppleBloom, and use to spy on her and once estola her t-shirt for unknown reasons.
But when they DID became friends, she shows to care a lot about him, and often likes his company, partially his humor.
Being one of the "normal" characters, much of her personality hasn't changed from the real AppleJack..

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MASTER SWORD:
As running joke in SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES, Master Sword often shows signs of being a bit "insane". Often saying and doing things that most would consider "abnormal" (like jumping out a 2 story window and hospitalizing himself simply to avoid being interviewed sa pamamagitan ng Saten back when they first met.)
Easily described as one of the most foul mouthed characters of the series, Sword can sometimes come across as a uncaring jerk, but is actually a very kind hearted, loyal person, and very protective to those he cares for.
He and Saten have a rocky relationship, often arguing and humiliating each other. But they do care about each other. And often have madami in common than they would usually admit to. Both are quite immature and pag-ibig causing mischief on their spare time.
Saten Twist respects Sword enough to at least allow him to petsa Derpy. Who Saten is VERY protective of..

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STARLIGHT GLIMMER:
She is mostly the same, but not quite as lonely. She DID have a friend before NO segundo PRANCES. Saten Twist and Derpy are those mga kaibigan (and probably still Trixie, but she would of ALREADY knew Trixie).
Starlight, like Pinkie Pie and AppleBloom, has grown to see Saten as a bit of a big brother. And is very aware of his attraction to her (he makes it kinda obvious), but doesn't see him that way, and even if she did, she doesn't want him being "disloyal" to Trixie..

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bahaghari DASH:
No info

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PINKIE:
Sees Saten as a big brother..

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TWIGHT:
Saten admits to be at least SOMEWHAT attracted to her. And their relationship seems to be mostly positive, though they do argue on occasions.

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RARITY:
They are often kinda mean to each other, but they DO care for each other in the end..

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APPLEBLOOM:
Saten is somewhat of an corrupting influence on AppleBloom, But she sees him as a segundo brother, and it's shown to be him that she's telling it to after getting her cutie mark. And she sometimes asks him for advice. Though he rarely ends up giving any.
AppleJack worries about AppleBloom's choice of having him as a role model. She knows Saten isn't exactly a good influence on her, but still lets AppleBloom make her own decisions (this being one of them).

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SCOOTALOO:
No info..

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SPIKE:
Despite often saying he hates Spike. Saten dosen't MEAN it. In fact, they seem to be very close..

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SWEETIE BELLE:
Sweetie Belle really likes him as a friend. Sometimes asking about for his advice, but like AppleBloom. he rarely ends up giving any..
posted by Canada24
In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best mga panipi of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..


#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. You might the only guy I know, to be half eaten sa pamamagitan ng wolves, and come back a smarter man..

#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid or you get shot I'm happy.

#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.

#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're madami ghosts than people.

#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?

#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.

#8:
Arthur: I gave you all I had....
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#5: BRAIN/FAMILY GUY:
This was only temporary, mostly cause everyone was mad at Seth Macfarlene for killing off a major character.
But due to Family Guys senses of 'convient' gags.
Stewie uses his time machine to stop brain from being killed in the first place, and nobody knew about this so not much has changed from then..

#4: Charlie/Two and a half men:
At the beginning of one of the newer seasons the REAL Charlie was fired from the cast do to his various 'issues'.
And his character is killed off and the season literary starts with his funeral, witch is ruined sa pamamagitan ng the shows constant need for crude...
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#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court sa pamamagitan ng the Reality Police and put on trial simply because you sinabi your reality sucked..

#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog sa pamamagitan ng a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget you ever existed..

#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret....
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Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) uy cowboy? You mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, you DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of you left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where you guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


A not so long time nakaraan in a world ruled sa pamamagitan ng ponies

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HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with bahaghari Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a puwang station, called the Death Egg, and they needed madami money to finishbuilding this death defying puwang station.

To make madami money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other...
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Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Seans death pating attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a pating attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned sa pamamagitan ng the pasko singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believe the pating was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem....
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the nakaraan H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them."...
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#1:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.


#2:
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all you want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!

ME: Try watching Shrek 2 dumbass..


#3:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" oras

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the araw off. So we got you another parang buriko to work with.
Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he?
Pete: He's right here.

The new parang buriko was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.

BS: Hello. My name is.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run sa pamamagitan ng thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are you the new apoy mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another parang buriko on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, you must be my new apoy mare....
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#1: ROY EARLE:
Just about every character are at the very least implied to hate his guts. Anyone who has played the game will understand EXACTLY why..

Racist, sexist, he's done it all. And than just as your beginning to say, "at least he's OUR racist, sexist, asshole" Roy sells out the PTSD striken Cole Phelps, who cheats on his wife (but with only once).

But Roy is never actually punished for it. Even giving the speech at Cole's funeral.


#2: WILLIS HUNTEY:
After promising Ajay information about his parents and help to kill Yuma, he has Ajay kill Yuma's lieutenants. He then reveals that the lieutenants...
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Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Sean's death pating attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a pating attack.. All while his screams are drowned sa pamamagitan ng the pasko singers.. I know this because they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times during the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen (Martins wife) believew the pating was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take...
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#6: ANDREA:
The orginal tv Carol.. And so far, she isn't as "fucked up" as Carol can get. Espically to Sam.. She actually becomes Rick's segundo lover. And she.. And don't forget when she got shot in the face at the prison "and still kept fighting"..


#5: GLENN:
Remember when Glenn saved Rick when he hid in the tank?.. Well in the comics Glenn did that alone.. He went to Alanta, a overrun town, ALONE.. And he assumably been doing it for weeks.. All small supplies like soap, pagkain cans. And later at Rick's request.. Guns. Though that last one, he had a "little" help from Rick..


#4: DALE:
What the...
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#10: RESIDENT EVIL 5:
I agree this game is not scary. And not very orginal.. But it's just a fun game. I like the controls.. I don't even know "why" I enjoy it.. It's just a guilty pleasure..


#9: DEAD RISING 2:
While I can appricalate the orginal "now". And the time, I just didn't get what was so great about it. I can barely play it. And everytime I die I think it went back to the beginning.. I had both at the same christmas, and skipped to second.. A much easier game.. And actually quite enjoyable. Chuck is such a relatable guy.. Even if his puns are painful. And some of his lack of remorse...
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#1: FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN:
It's not till the 3rd act that we learn who Freddy was, and why he was after them.. Till than, he's just a scary monster that stalks our dreams, and never explains why..


#2: FEAR ITSELF:
When thinking of a nightmare throughout the day, you give it power, and because of this, you are madami likely to have that nightmare again. That's basically the idea of the movie.
Not just that there's a burned guy after you, but the fact that your fear is making him powerful only makes it scarier, striking madami fear. It's a vicious cycle.
Not to mention Freddy knows what scares you, and...
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I missed my chance.. I'm always one taon behind in this show.. But now that their ipinapakita every episode in order, to prepare for the new season 7, so I'm getting my chance.

I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).



It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.

It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.

But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a ipakita like Walking Dead?

Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.

But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)