Canada24's club.. Article: tuktok 20 Packie Mcreary mga panipi

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#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.

#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.

#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice you've had you'd know the difference.
Packie McReary: Sure, I know the difference. One leaves you feeling sad and empty and alone... and the other's casual sex!

#4; Packie McReary: Why're you tellin' them we're brothers, and idiot!? That's going to make it hard for them to find us, isn't it!?
Derrick McReary: I'm trying to be honest with these people. We've put them through a lot today. Packie' McReary: Fuck these people! fuck your cause! That shit's over! Ireland's not the only thing that's green, dollars are too!
Derrick McReary: Now you've berkata bloody Ireland! that's gonna narrow the paghahanap ain't it? Packie McReary: FUCK YOU! take the needle out your arm THEN tell me what to do. Derrick McReary: I'll let YOU tell ME what to do! when you stop shoving half of Bolivia up your nose every Saturday night!
Eugene Reaper: Motherfucker! [stupidly gets up and shoots Michael]
Derrick McReary: FUCK!
Packie McReary: WE TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH US!
[Both Packie and Derrick shoot Eugene]
Packie McReary: Shit, Michael! SAINT FUCKIN MICHAEL!"

#5:
Niko: If there's a problem? I can go. No trouble.. I have other ways of making money.
Packie: There ain't no problem.. Gerry just likes to think he's better than everyone. Witch is why he's been married twice and still won't admit he likes men"

#6: Niko Bellic: Look on the bright side, at least we got to meet Gracie.
Packie McReary: Screw that. I got close to knocking her teeth out. That was about it!

#7:
Packie: (robing bank) NONE OF YOU FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!!

#8:
Packie: (to player during optional mission in GTA 5) Look I know I seem like an hot head and an idiot.. I AM a hot head. And a bit of an idiot.. But I work.

#9;
Packie: Oh we're gonna play it real nice. Clean as a fuckin whistle"

#10:
Packie: Please, do not make me ice you!

#11:
Packie: (shooting) You ain't taking ME down!

#12:
Packie: That was a whole lot of effort for no fucking reward. Story of my life.

#13:
Packie: here's your take me man... Think of me... Packie McReary, Ducks, LC

#14:
Niko: If you don't trust the people your dealing with, how come you trust me?
Packie: you got a good look to you.. And I'm lucky with my gut feelings.

#15:
Packie: Who's gonna judge Kate?.. What would she win if they did? Virgin of the year?"

#16:
Packie: Fuck you Niko, you think your fuckin hilarious don't you. Just learn the fuckin language!"

#17:
Packie: (introducing himself) Patrick McReary of gods own Liberty City.. After leaving my close friend Dash Lucia to watch over me Ma. I came to Los Santos seeking fame and fortune.. And I found boredom and idiots!... You wanna hear about my old life, your first out here that do... Everyone talks about what they wanna do, and who they wanna be.. They don't care about who they are., And they sure as shit don't care about anyone else... A city of kouk heads waiting on the coke... I swear they put something in that kale juice

#18:
Packie: I never thought this would happen... I never fucking thought it... Kate.. sweet, innocent Katie... She didn't diserve it.. She never hurt anyone!... She didn't do nothing to nobody. It was us McReary men who were the sinners. We're paying for that ourselves, she didn't have to pay too..

#19:
Packie: Niko.. It's an old Irish tradition to get drunk with your friends, what do you say?

#20:
Packie: (shooting cops) Let all go fuckin peaceful like!

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DEAD MEMORIES... This is what madami Slipknot songs need to be like

posted by Canada24

Sitting in the dark, I can't forget.
Even now, I realize the time I'll never get.
Another story of the mapait pills of fate.
I can't go back again. I can't go back again...

But you asked me to pag-ibig you and I did.
Traded my emotions for a contract to commit

And when I got away, I only got so far.
The other me is dead.
I hear his voice inside my head...

We were never alive, and we won't be born again.
But I'll never survive with dead memories in my heart.
Dead memories in my heart
Dead memories in my heart

You told me to pag-ibig you and I did. Tied my soul into a knot and got me to submit.

So when I got away,...

:D

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tuktok 7 most disturbing Lord of the Rings moments... (Hobbit pelikula not included)

posted by Canada24

#1: FLYING HEADS:
You 'know' the enemies are ruthless when they fling decapitated heads at you, as a "welcoming gift"..

#2: BECOMING GOLLUM:
I still remember the amount of nightmares I had from the opening of Return of a King.
But as you get order, it truly shows the POWER of the ring. If it's enough to make you murder your own cousin, and be punished for it, sa pamamagitan ng being transformed into an hideous creature for the rest of your life..

#3: DEAD MARSHES:
Frodo falls into the water.
And nightmarish faces slowly approach him, and would of taken him if he weren't saved by. Ironically Gollum..

#4: BILBO'S MENTAL...

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Master Sword and Saten twist adventures BEST OF's part 3: ... (Derpy & AppleJack)

posted by Canada24

DERPY HOOVES/SWORD:

Derpy: I live with my alcoholic cousin.. I've seen worse.

Derpy: *bucks enamy in the throat, and throws him against the wall* I'm sorry. Did that hurt?

Derpy: (laughs) Worst, bedtime, story, ever!

Derpy: I'm bored.. Wanna open the window and scream hurtful comments towards on going people for no reason?

Game ipakita host: Name something, that excits you?
Derpy: OHHH!! EATING A PEBBLE!!

Derpy: Cause I don't get killed sa pamamagitan ng the first boss.

Derpy: Well.. People always say I have pretty eyes.. But still. There not suppose to be like this. I.. I had an accident. Jumped to hard on my bed....

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WHO'S WORSE: Dimitri VS Bulgarin

posted by Canada24

DIMITRI RASCALOV:
He starts off friendly, but after tricking Niko into betraying and killing Mikhail. Dimitri reveals his true mga kulay and betrays Niko sa pamamagitan ng trying to hand over to Bulgarin, but fails.
Soon after betraying Niko, Dimitri became a major figure in the Russian Mafia and started his own cocaine importation operation. He was arrested but released for attempting to bring cocaine into Liberty City along with a business associate. After they went into hiding in Bohan, he discovered that Roman still frequented a gambling yungib in Broker. Dimitri was owed an unspecified amount of money from The...

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tuktok five characters that it isn't the same without them..

posted by Canada24

#5: BRAIN/FAMILY GUY:
This was only temporary, mostly cause everyone was mad at Seth Macfarlene for killing off a major character.
But due to Family Guys senses of 'convient' gags.
Stewie uses his time machine to stop brain from being killed in the first place, and nobody knew about this so not much has changed from then..

#4: Charlie/Two and a half men:
At the beginning of one of the newer seasons the REAL Charlie was fired from the cast do to his various 'issues'.
And his character is killed off and the season literary starts with his funeral, witch is ruined sa pamamagitan ng the shows constant need for crude...

tuktok TEN “BEST” MORALS FROM GOOSEBUMPS:

posted by Canada24

#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court sa pamamagitan ng the Reality Police and put on trial simply because you sinabi your reality sucked..

#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog sa pamamagitan ng a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget you ever existed..

#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret....

Lord of the Rings is even better than I remember

posted by Canada24

Fellowship of the Ring was playing on tv.
I watched for the first time in nearly four years.

These pelikula are even better than I remember.

The expression "one ring to rule them all" really IS how it happened.
Rings seem to some sort of powers in their world.
And Mordor is basically "hell".
So it's a ring from hell.

And this ring is as powerful as they get. It can brainwash anyone, and I mean ANYONE. Due to it's impartiality, beauty, and well, anything really.

But what I like about it.

Just about everything about this movie, gives off sort of a creepy vib.
But I like that in movies, makes me madami into it.

So yeah.

pag-ibig IT!!

RED DEAD REDEMPTION: Is Archer Fordham as corrupt as Ross?

posted by Canada24

Archer

Fordham unwaveringly supports Ross in his dishonorable methods. However, unlike Ross, Fordham appears to develop a respect of sorts for Marston during the last few missions he is in.

And during the game's final mission, "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed". Archor did not take part in Marston's murder.. So it's possible Fordham might not of been comfortable with killing John Marston, considering John did what they needed him to do.

That's all I got to say. I thought I'd have more.. But no.

What are your thoughts?

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tuktok 20 Trevor Phillips mga panipi

posted by Canada24

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Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) uy cowboy? You mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, you DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of you left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where you guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...

Honorable voice mentions: Jimmy Tatro

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

A not so long time nakaraan in a world ruled sa pamamagitan ng ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with bahaghari Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a puwang station, called the Death Egg, and they needed madami money to finishbuilding this death defying puwang station.

To make madami money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other...

Canada24's reviews of HELLSING ULTIMATE: (complete verison)

posted by Canada24

EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this ipakita the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big anime fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

That is his only known name.....

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Reposting my JAWS 4 review, because I can XD

posted by Canada24

Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Seans death pating attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a pating attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned sa pamamagitan ng the pasko singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believe the pating was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 24

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem....

The Inglorious Hedgehog In Ponyville

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the nakaraan H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them."...

Canada24 reacts to weird posts from Rob Dyke's series WWYPTOTI

posted by Canada24

#1:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.

#2:
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all you want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!

ME: Try watching Shrek 2 dumbass..

#3:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" oras

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the araw off. So we got you another parang buriko to work with.
Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he?
Pete: He's right here.

The new parang buriko was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.

BS: Hello. My name is.....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run sa pamamagitan ng thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are you the new apoy mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another parang buriko on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, you must be my new apoy mare....

5 video game villains never punished

posted by Canada24

#1: ROY EARLE:
Just about every character are at the very least implied to hate his guts. Anyone who has played the game will understand EXACTLY why..

Racist, sexist, he's done it all. And than just as your beginning to say, "at least he's OUR racist, sexist, asshole" Roy sells out the PTSD striken Cole Phelps, who cheats on his wife (but with only once).

But Roy is never actually punished for it. Even giving the speech at Cole's funeral.

#2: WILLIS HUNTEY:
After promising Ajay information about his parents and help to kill Yuma, he has Ajay kill Yuma's lieutenants. He then reveals that the lieutenants...