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#1:
Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did you say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) You had one fucking job and you couldn't fucking do that!
[sits]
Pagan Min: And I got blood all over my fucking shoes!
[turns to Ajay]
Pagan Min: At least there's a silver lining. You didn't completely fuck it up.
[helps Ajay up]
Pagan Min: Get up, boy. I'd recognize those eyes anywhere...
[hugs him]
Pagan Min: I'm so sorry about this. This was supposed to be... well, *not this*. We have a party waiting for you, but I don't think I know your name.
[squats sa pamamagitan ng Darpan]
Pagan Min: Who is this? Hmm? Is this your plus-one?
[turns back]
Pagan Min: Strong silent type. I like it.
[stands]
Pagan Min: I am terribly sorry about all this. This was supposed to be very simple, but you know if you give pagkain to monkeys, they just throw their shit at each other.
[holds out the bloody pen]
Pagan Min: Oh, would you hold this?
[Ajay takes it]
Pagan Min: Just a moment... I want to get a little...
[pulls out a camera]
Pagan Min: picture. Right into the camera, there we are.
[takes photo, then looks at it]
Pagan Min: Awesome. Don't worry about a thing, boy. This will soon be behind us and we'll be off on our grand adventure.
[walks to his helicopter]
Pagan Min: Because I have cleared my calendar for you! You and I are gonna TEAR SHIT UP!


#2:
Pagan Min: [over radio] Uncle Pagan here, just checking in on my paborito nephew. So tell me, Ajay, who are you rooting for so far? Have you fallen into Amita's honey pot, or have you been dazzled sa pamamagitan ng Sabal's flowing locks and bad-boy jawline? Hey, each to his own. That's your lifestyle choice to make. He isn't my cup of tea, contrary to the rash assumption some may make about my appearance. I am indeed batting for the other team. You, madami than most, should know that there was only ever one woman for me, my boy..


#3:
Pegan: (stabs fork into a guy he saw texting at diner).. These terriests ruin, everything... Like dinner... Didn't anybody tell you it's rude to text at dinner... Let me see the phone.. (to guards) Really? We aren't checking for these... Check this out boys. a "text" for help... You don't text for help.. You CALL for help.... Get up, you gonna do something your do it it RIGHT... (gets up them up). say it!
Man: (weakly) Help...
Pegan min: Pethatic... louder!
an: Help.
Pegan Min: FROM YOUR GUT BOY! SCREAM IT!!
Man: HEEEELP!!
Pegan: Shh, shh.. Now we listen... Nothing... You see boy.. Nobody's coming.


#4:
Pegan Min: Heello.. Did we enjoy our time with CIA?.. Welcome to Deguise.. I apologize for the Spartan accomdiantons.. But you have been a naughty little shit haven't you?.. Galavanting about with the Golden Path... And poor Paul. Are you still sure of what he did with your, monkey friend?


#5:
Pagan Min: [over radio] Ajay, I hope you don't mind, but I took the liberty of having a new suit made up for you. If you are to lead Kyrat when this is all over, you're going to need a sharper look than denims and fucking sneakers, my boy. And that jacket. Oh, don't get me started. Why on Earth do you need so many zippered pockets? What do you keep in them all? Handfuls of meat? Huh, I suppose you do. I'll make a note for my tailor: "Ajay's jacket, zippered meat pockets." Perfect. Well, don't let me slow you down.


#6:
Pegan Min: Now, before we begin... ah... to whom am I speaking? Hm? The son who returned to scatter his mother's ashes, or the lunatic who has murdered his way to the tuktok of my mountain?


#7:
Pegan Min: I'm sure your be all be happy to know, the humors of my death are entirely FALSE... I am alive, and all is right in the world.


#8:
Pegan min: I went in there only once, as a sane man, and I came out...well, I came out like this.


#9:
Pegan Min: Way I see I see it..You can either shoot me.. Boring.. Or enjoy some nice dinner.


#10:
AJ: Fuck you.
Pegan Min: Oh wow, you didn't even blink boy
DOWN IN THE TUNNELS:

Frankyln rode on a huge yellow, HVY Cutter to create a huge opening on the bank vault. When the hole is created, he than parked the Cutter an ample distance away, followed sa pamamagitan ng telling Carly to plant the explosives.

As Carly did this, Franklyn saw NOOSE units approaching from the tunnels.

Frankyln took out an M16 and began shooting at them, killing a good few of them before having to reload.

Carly blew open the gates to the gold.

"I got them!" Carly called out to Franklyn.

"Okay.. But hope you brought a gun.. There's dozens of them!" Franklyn cried.

"Sure did!" Carly said, pulling...
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posted by Canada24
CUPCAKES SPOOF:

Ditto: (sees Pinkamena frying in electric chair) I suddenly want BBQ.. Anybody else want BBQ?

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MASTER SWORD AND SATEN TWIST ROLE PLAY SERIES: (he's married to Luna in this universe):

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the susunod time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: uy Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna:...
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posted by Canada24
Heck,. Here's BEST OF GOVERNER: If you want to see best of Merle... It's in the original...

(deleted scene)

When the car finally arrived out approached the Philip Blake, aka, the Governer, but he was dizzy and speaking drunk gibberious.

"Have you been drinking ser!?" Cried leader of the soldiers.

"Not since I got outta the car!" Governer cried drunkenly.

"But you just did get out of the car!" The Sgt cried.

"I'm sorry.. I just wanted to help Brain run for mayor.. I guess I forgot what really matters" Philip cried drunkily.

"Just get outta here!" the sgt cried angrily.

"Fine.. I I'll go, but then I'll...
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I never seen ALL Full Metal Jacket. But I seen most of Hartman's scenes..

I am always unsure how to feel about this character.

Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.

But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.

The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.

War is no place for innocence.

It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why you think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.

In some ways, Happy puno mga kaibigan isn't THAT far from the truth.

People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.

But anyway..

I am always mad Hartman dies.

He didn't deserve it.

He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
1: JIM CARREY - THE NUMBER 23:
Carrey has been in serious work before.
But to me, nothing compares to his perfamance in "the number 23".
The thriller were Carrey protrays a depressed, averaged married man.
Who, while pagbaba book called "the number 23". Begins seeing the number everywhere he goes, and he slowly starts going a bit crazy.
But not your average "Jim Carrey crazy".
But much spookier.
I won't give away the ending, but let's just say he "discovered who he truly was"..

2: JASON BATEMAN - THE GIFT:
Another thriller.
Although Bateman wasn't above still throwing in several jokes.
For the most...
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posted by Canada24
1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take you on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And you often find yourself repeating EVERY line...
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Though out the game, Roman is often trying to get Niko to learn to forgive.

Espically after he finally finds the guy who betrayed his war team.

And if you kill him, Niko feels empty, and finally realizes Roman is right.

Taking deal means you finally decided to learn to forgive.

But of coarse, this innocent idea, caused the death of Roman.

The death is saying, you CAN'T forgive, only revenge is the answer.,

But maybe I'm thinking too much into this :(




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#1: KORN - HATER:
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if you allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..

#2: EMINEM - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..

#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:

#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..

#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..
#5: Walking dead series
That's one thing Walking dead has plenty of, its satisfying battle scenes..

#4: Taken series
No comment..

#3: Fury
It's a WWII movie, so we wouldn't except anything less out of it..

#2: Hellsing Ultmate
Like walking dead. It's the one thing they have PLENTY of..

#1: Purge series
Other you like Purge or not (I sure do, so do most of my friends).
They sure as shit got lots of awesome battles, espically the segundo one..


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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that Cupcakes was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: CUPCAKES COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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I watched a few.. And just had too....


#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up sa pamamagitan ng the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The Aso turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into Aso and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or...
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#1: NEVER TRUST CULTS:
I'm not joking. His stories are madami SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved sa pamamagitan ng them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!


#2: THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PLACE:
This is the point behind just about ALL his videos.
As already...
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Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and madami than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to ipakita that children really do give madami of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal sa ilalim ng daigdig for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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1:
QUESTION: How do you hide a boner?
ANSWER: You get a girl to hide it in

2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in pag-ibig with your dog?
ANSWER: You need to see a therapist

4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 taon old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - bahaghari Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's bayani - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland ipakita - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity:...
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posted by Canada24
Last chapter for the night.. It does contain one of my biggest "don't fuck with Johnny K!" moments...

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Johnny follows the compass, and before long it points to a waterfall, once at the location, he sees Buck again.

"Y -You put a tracker on me didn't you~!?" Johnny cried, offically creeped out.

"Hey, your my paborito pupil" Buck said, getting closer, Johnny holds him back.

"Hey, keep away from me!" Johnny said, ipinapakita that this point Johnny is actually kinda frightened of Buck's ability of always appearing. It's almost supernatural....
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So Scootaloo, the little kahel filly with purple hair and eyes is seen riding the school bus with Sweetie Belle and AppleBloom. The sisters of Rarity and AppleJack. AppleBloom is yellow with ginger hair. Swwetie Belle is white with green eyes, her hair is a little harder to describe.

Anyway, suddenly the bus falls out of control and crashes into a truck. Scootaloo wakes up screaming. Revealed to be on Rarty's couch. As AppleBloom likely had the guest bedroom. Why they slept at Rarity's is anyone's guess, besides there friendship to Belle.

At breakfast Scootaloo is seen shaking at the breakfast...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - bahaghari Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's bayani - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland ipakita - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.

Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important parang buriko in this shithole of a town, and you know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to hear dis!...
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