BACK WITH DASH:
"Ohh... My head" Dash groaned, already hung over, and it has only been a few minutos sense she was spared sa pamamagitan ng the that weird Irish stranger.
"You okay Mrs?" came a sudden voice.
Dash looked over to see a young looking, red haired girl.
"Who are you?" Dash asked.
"Kate McReary" the girl replied.
"I'm Dash Lucia.. But I'm not really in a talking mind, if you don't mind" Dash replied, not feeling like meeting anybody today.
"Oh come on Mrs Dash.. It's not very often I get to hang with with another girl" Kate sinabi playfully.
"Well look somewhere else Kate.. That Irish guy should of killed me" Dash said.
"Packie?.. You mean my brother Packie?" Kate asked.
"Probably.. I don't care what his name was.. He made a mistake not killing me" Dash replied, ipinapakita how deeply depressed she is.
"Ohh.. Your just like my brothers? Why you all have to be so miserable?" Kate laughed.
However, Kate soon stopped laughing, after hearing Dash tells her puso breaking story of her family being dead, and she feels nobody gives a damn rather she lives her dies.
"Man.. You DO need a friend" Kate sinabi sadly.
"I don't have time for that crap" Dash said, starting to leave but Kate ran up to her, saying they should hang out together.
"(sighs).. Fine, my car's over here" Dash said, leading Kate to her blue BMW.
Kate opened one of the doors and a large amount of empty beers fell out.
"Jesus" Kate thought out loud.
"What?" Dash asked.
"N -Nothing" Nervously replied.
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"So... How about a bar?" Dash offered.
"Umm.. (looks at all the bottles surrounding the car) Probably not" Kate replied.
"Fine.. What about Burger shot?" Dash asked.
"Not a fast pagkain fan.. But sure, guess it'll be okay" Kate replied.
Dash replied with "Great bec-.. (car pulls in front of her). (sudden anger as she rolls down the window) HEY! OUT OF THE WAY ASSHOLE!.. (throws bottle at the car) BITE ME!.. (suddenly calm again as she looks at Kate) so you want some music?"
"Ohh... My head" Dash groaned, already hung over, and it has only been a few minutos sense she was spared sa pamamagitan ng the that weird Irish stranger.
"You okay Mrs?" came a sudden voice.
Dash looked over to see a young looking, red haired girl.
"Who are you?" Dash asked.
"Kate McReary" the girl replied.
"I'm Dash Lucia.. But I'm not really in a talking mind, if you don't mind" Dash replied, not feeling like meeting anybody today.
"Oh come on Mrs Dash.. It's not very often I get to hang with with another girl" Kate sinabi playfully.
"Well look somewhere else Kate.. That Irish guy should of killed me" Dash said.
"Packie?.. You mean my brother Packie?" Kate asked.
"Probably.. I don't care what his name was.. He made a mistake not killing me" Dash replied, ipinapakita how deeply depressed she is.
"Ohh.. Your just like my brothers? Why you all have to be so miserable?" Kate laughed.
However, Kate soon stopped laughing, after hearing Dash tells her puso breaking story of her family being dead, and she feels nobody gives a damn rather she lives her dies.
"Man.. You DO need a friend" Kate sinabi sadly.
"I don't have time for that crap" Dash said, starting to leave but Kate ran up to her, saying they should hang out together.
"(sighs).. Fine, my car's over here" Dash said, leading Kate to her blue BMW.
Kate opened one of the doors and a large amount of empty beers fell out.
"Jesus" Kate thought out loud.
"What?" Dash asked.
"N -Nothing" Nervously replied.
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"So... How about a bar?" Dash offered.
"Umm.. (looks at all the bottles surrounding the car) Probably not" Kate replied.
"Fine.. What about Burger shot?" Dash asked.
"Not a fast pagkain fan.. But sure, guess it'll be okay" Kate replied.
Dash replied with "Great bec-.. (car pulls in front of her). (sudden anger as she rolls down the window) HEY! OUT OF THE WAY ASSHOLE!.. (throws bottle at the car) BITE ME!.. (suddenly calm again as she looks at Kate) so you want some music?"
#1:
Why is canada a ligtas country?
"Cause the mighty king gansa gives us pagkain to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my pagong against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this taon for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
Why is canada a ligtas country?
"Cause the mighty king gansa gives us pagkain to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my pagong against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this taon for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
"(singing) I just want to be with my fruit!"
#2:
Guy: What you doing with it anyway?
Christian: You know. It's probably one of those things you SHOULDN'T ask about.
#3:
Jimmy: Let's go do this (loads gun)
Christian: Wait, is that real gu- JIMMY!!
#4:
"That is the blackest thing I ever heard in my life!"
#5:
Jimmy: Oh shit. What do I do?
Christian: Blame it on your dad..
#6:
"look everything's chill.. We'll chill!"
#7:
"My night was differently tighter than yours!"
#8:
Jimmy: Why are you holding a camera?
Christian: I'm taping.
Jimmy: No your not. Your on FaceTime.
Christian: Look. Just let me have this.. I'm bored as fuck over here.
#9:
"(crying) yo, I'm like, gonna kill self!... I just watched that fashion show.. And I realized... I'm never gonna have a girl who's that sexy.. I mean.. How are they all so perfect!?"
#10:
"WOOOOOOOW!!"