"HOLLY FUCK! IT's FUCKIN BURNING!.. The whole place!... I've got to go in! I've got to get something!" Roman cried, seeing Dimitri and Burgarini have literary burnt down Roman's apartment, and Roman tried running into it, but Niko held him back.
"Leave it, cousin! This place is gone" Niko replied.
"THEY FUCKIN BURNT IT NIKO!... Do you know how long it took me to get a place of my own!? You got off the bangka and I was here for you... I had NOTHING!.. nobody!.. I worked my way up from the fucking dirt!"
They reach Roman's taxi business only to see it has ALSO been burnt down, further angering Roman.
"I've got nothing left.. Not my home, not my business.. NOTHING!.. They took it all!"
"I'm sorry, Roman, I'm really sorry but we have to go. We'll meet Mallorie in Bohan. You still have her" Niko replied.
"And you! for all the good you've done me!... You had it all from araw one. It took me months to get some cash together. Finally I bought a cab and then another, then I got the depot... I slept under my mesa at that place for over a year... then I got the apartment, the apartment YOU thought was so shitty. Well, it doesn't matter. Now it's gone along with everything else!"
"I sinabi I was sorry" Niko cried.
"You have a LOT to apologize for!.. Since you got here I've had my computer smashed, I've been beaten up, I was kidnapped and then shot in the stomach!... My apartment got burned down and so did my business!.. Things have been going so great, just GREAT, since you showed up!"
Niko tried changing the subject sa pamamagitan ng saying "You remember that time we went to the bar back tahanan and found it razed to the ground? Just a pile of rubble... everything smashed, except for that one bottle of vodka"
Roman replied with "Yeah... we sat down and finished it off there and then. Wait... wait... I don't want to talk about back home. We're here in America now and I should be thinking about my life here, my life which is ruined. Just drive, shut up and drive!"
Later, when they reach the new apartment.
"... Not so bad... I mean, I don't think we'll be impressing women with our wonderful hot tub, but, err, this looks okay" Roman said, trying to be cheerful again.
"Yes, great!" Niko cried sarcastically.
"Come on, what's... what's wrong?" Roman asked.
"... What's wrong?.. What's wrong?.. Where should I start?... Alright, I'll start with you - What's wrong with you!?... Fifteen minutos nakaraan you were cowering in fear because you didn't know what was going to happen... Now!.. you know everything is shit and we are going to be killed, and you're all cheerful. I don't get it!" Already getting angry.
"I guess I'm an optimist" Roman replied.
"An idiot! not an optimist!" Niko sinabi rudely.
"I was bored of Broker anyway! I'm glad you turned up and made some Russian killers burn down my tahanan and business! Oh yeah, thanks Niko! Thanks a bunch! Is that better!?" Roman cried angrily.
"MUCH!" Niko screamed.
Mallorie runs in, saying "Thank God you're okay... both of you"
"We're fucked - we're broke and on the run" Niko groaned.
"No, I'm from up here, Niko. I know a bunch of people who might be able to help out. Why don't you come and meet me at the community center later on? I've got to go to work. (to Roman after halik his cheek) Bye, Pappy. And have a paliguan - you smell a little, erm, mature? [She leaves.]"
"So... I guess we start again" Roman replied.
Niko: Sure... I'm going out. (leaves)
"Leave it, cousin! This place is gone" Niko replied.
"THEY FUCKIN BURNT IT NIKO!... Do you know how long it took me to get a place of my own!? You got off the bangka and I was here for you... I had NOTHING!.. nobody!.. I worked my way up from the fucking dirt!"
They reach Roman's taxi business only to see it has ALSO been burnt down, further angering Roman.
"I've got nothing left.. Not my home, not my business.. NOTHING!.. They took it all!"
"I'm sorry, Roman, I'm really sorry but we have to go. We'll meet Mallorie in Bohan. You still have her" Niko replied.
"And you! for all the good you've done me!... You had it all from araw one. It took me months to get some cash together. Finally I bought a cab and then another, then I got the depot... I slept under my mesa at that place for over a year... then I got the apartment, the apartment YOU thought was so shitty. Well, it doesn't matter. Now it's gone along with everything else!"
"I sinabi I was sorry" Niko cried.
"You have a LOT to apologize for!.. Since you got here I've had my computer smashed, I've been beaten up, I was kidnapped and then shot in the stomach!... My apartment got burned down and so did my business!.. Things have been going so great, just GREAT, since you showed up!"
Niko tried changing the subject sa pamamagitan ng saying "You remember that time we went to the bar back tahanan and found it razed to the ground? Just a pile of rubble... everything smashed, except for that one bottle of vodka"
Roman replied with "Yeah... we sat down and finished it off there and then. Wait... wait... I don't want to talk about back home. We're here in America now and I should be thinking about my life here, my life which is ruined. Just drive, shut up and drive!"
Later, when they reach the new apartment.
"... Not so bad... I mean, I don't think we'll be impressing women with our wonderful hot tub, but, err, this looks okay" Roman said, trying to be cheerful again.
"Yes, great!" Niko cried sarcastically.
"Come on, what's... what's wrong?" Roman asked.
"... What's wrong?.. What's wrong?.. Where should I start?... Alright, I'll start with you - What's wrong with you!?... Fifteen minutos nakaraan you were cowering in fear because you didn't know what was going to happen... Now!.. you know everything is shit and we are going to be killed, and you're all cheerful. I don't get it!" Already getting angry.
"I guess I'm an optimist" Roman replied.
"An idiot! not an optimist!" Niko sinabi rudely.
"I was bored of Broker anyway! I'm glad you turned up and made some Russian killers burn down my tahanan and business! Oh yeah, thanks Niko! Thanks a bunch! Is that better!?" Roman cried angrily.
"MUCH!" Niko screamed.
Mallorie runs in, saying "Thank God you're okay... both of you"
"We're fucked - we're broke and on the run" Niko groaned.
"No, I'm from up here, Niko. I know a bunch of people who might be able to help out. Why don't you come and meet me at the community center later on? I've got to go to work. (to Roman after halik his cheek) Bye, Pappy. And have a paliguan - you smell a little, erm, mature? [She leaves.]"
"So... I guess we start again" Roman replied.
Niko: Sure... I'm going out. (leaves)
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, or patong lalaki and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his bidyo (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, or patong lalaki and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his bidyo (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The pating may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. ilipat slowly toward the baybayin or a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms or kick or splash while you swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the pating and the open ocean, ilipat away, or else the pating will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the pating DOSE attack, you still need to stay calm. I know this is easier sinabi than done. But. You need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The pating may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. ilipat slowly toward the baybayin or a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms or kick or splash while you swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the pating and the open ocean, ilipat away, or else the pating will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the pating DOSE attack, you still need to stay calm. I know this is easier sinabi than done. But. You need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..