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Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)

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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS kalye (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with you instead of killing you straight away.
And laughing his asno off. (but Freddy's laugh is the best part of him, so it's a good thing).
It's one of my favourite CinemaSnob episodes, as Brad Jones was excepting Freddy to be the wisecracking, asshole that he is in NEW NIGHTMARE.
And claims it actually scared him (yeah, "him")..


#2: SAW ONE:
Before being the stupid asno TORTURE PORN we all think of when watching Saw.
There was a time where it was actually a SMART movie. And sadly, that is only the first one..
Where many of the gore is actually shown off view, and it focus's madami on actually being "scary" than being gross..


#3: INSIDIOUS:
Considered one of the best ways of ipinapakita jump scares in PROPER ways is the scene when Rid Lipstick Demon appears behind Patrick Wilson, cause the character that saw him sinabi she saw Red Lipstick Demon in a dream she had..


#4: THE CONJURING:
What is it about Patrick Wilson and ghost movies.
Whatever it is, whenever I see his face, it usually leads to scary as shit ghost horror movies..


#5: SHUN OF THE DEAD:
Mostly funny. But still some genuine scares mixed in, hell it even gets pretty depressing near the end..


#6: THE DARK KNIGHT:
If you watch this movie in the right way, it's really great for halloween..


#7: NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS:
Just ask Nostaglia Critic..


#8: TRICK OR TREAT:
I never seen it, but I want too..


#9: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE the original:
Ironically one one guy is actually killed sa pamamagitan ng a chainsaw. But the tool is still very involved in this movie. And.. Well.. Read my bista sa tagiliran to see why this is such a great thing :)


#10: SCREAM:
Don't take it TOO seriously, and your really enjoy it..


HONORABLE MENTIONS:

FRIDAY THE 13th:
I pag-ibig Jason Voorhees, but the actual pelikula themselves.. Their very "mah"
Especially the first..


FREDDY VS JASON:
It's just awesome in general.
Just make sure your rooting for the BAD GUYS.
Other wise, there's nothing too interesting about this film, if your not rooting for Robert Englund as everyone's favourite "murdering asshole". Fighting a silent.. Whatever Jason Voorhees is.
(in the trailer)
Trevor: (grabs an conveniently placed AK47 from under his bed, and reloads it, along with grabbing a hat that he put on his head).
Ron: T Trevor are you sure about this shit?, I'd rather just watch that movie DISGUISE, with Steven Ogg.
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: Why are you so obsessed with this Steven Ogg guy!? His voice sounds like two giraffes having sex.
Audience: (laughs)
Steven Ogg: (speaking on the tv)
Trevor: You see!.. (yells at the tv) GET A REAL VOICE YOU MOACH!!
Audience: (laughs and claps)
Trevor: (smashes the tv) Now can we just hurry up and get in the truck. LET'S...
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Meanwhile, Dash Lucia continued staying with the Griffins within a week and a half now, over that time she spent some time with Peter and the guys at the Drunken Clam, but Dash got to the point that even Peter Griffin sinabi she may have a drinking problem. And fortunately Quagmire couldn't do anything to take advantage of her drunken state while officer Joe Swanson was still with them.

Dash was coming tahanan to the Griffin house when she finally met Brian in the kitchen, who was gone most of her time there.

“Hello beautiful.. You got me, yes I am 'the' Brian Griffin. The writer, perhaps you have...
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2004:

Lazlow; Right, so welcome back to Integrity. I'm here back in the studio cause after moving to San Andreas I realized it's too damn hot to really go outside, so we...

Female voice in distance; Lazlow you forgot your lunch.

Lazlow: Pinkie gets out of the studio!

Pinkie: But when you're letting me on the show?

Lazlow; These people want likable personalities not my whiny adopted sister, now get out of the studio you ginger bitch!

Pinkie; Whatever, just don't forget to take out the trash you junkie puta. (door close)

Lazlow; Christ, women am I right?.. Anyway San Andreas is a wild place. Hey, here's...
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#10: Batman: Gotham sa pamamagitan ng Gaslight



Now here is the real R Rated animated Batman movie. Unlike The Killing Joke, which was a good movie but was utter shit in the first thirty minutes, Gotham sa pamamagitan ng Gaslight is pretty decent all over. Taking place in an alternate timeline where Gotham is a Victorian London city, Batman must stop Jack the Ripper as he walks the streets of Gotham, killing women. With a plot like this, you would think they'd just use The Joker again, like they always do. But instead, they resort to using a character you would never expect. I won't say who, but I was pretty surprised,...
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MacFarlane is a graduate of the Rhode Island School of Design, where he studied animation.[2] Recruited to Hollywood, he was an animator and writer for Hanna-Barbera for several telebisyon series, including Johnny Bravo, Cow and Chicken, Dexter's Laboratory, I Am Weasel, and his own Family Guy-like "prequel", Larry & Steve.

As an actor, he has made guest appearances on series, such as Gilmore Girls, The War at tahanan and FlashForward. In 2008, he created his own YouTube series titled Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy. He won several awards for his work on Family Guy, including...
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#1: SGT FRANK WOODS (Black Ops):
Of coarse he's number 1. The guy who joined the Vietnam war because "it was fun". About everything he does is badass.. And I will give spoilers. So not only does he and Kra- (can't spell it) survive that gernade. But it's implied Woods escapes being P.O.W all sa pamamagitan ng himself.. Though he than gets recaptured sa pamamagitan ng Raul Menendez in Angola, and the first mission involves finding and rescuing him. The circumstances of Woods' capture - being tortured, having his men killed right in front of him, and locked in a shipping container with his dead comrades and left to die of...
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