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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. You know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and ilipat right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the buwan this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: When it comes to polls, this guy is very creative.
Master Sword: And his paborito parang buriko in the mane 6 is bahaghari Dash.
Tom & Master Sword: *Standing on their back legs, and salute* WWEChampion, we salute you!
Audience: *Clapping*
Master Sword: Now for our crossover parody.
Tom: It's Thomas The Unstoppable Tank Engine.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Master Sword: Everything is not so peaceful for our number 1 tank engine.

Thomas The Unstoppable Tank Engine

Starring

Cosmic bahaghari as Denzel Washington
Tom Foolery as Sir Tophamm Hat
Mortomis as the narrator
And everyone else as theirselves.

Narrator: It was a beautiful araw on the Island Of Sodor. The air was crisp, and there wasn't a ulap in the sky.
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Standing susunod to Thomas in Knapford Station* Thomas, I'm giving you a much needed tune up my friend.
Narrator: sinabi Sir Tophamm Hat.
Thomas: *Coupled up to three freight cars* Oh boy. Thanks.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Now as soon as I put your brakes back in, you'll be as good as new. *Leans on Thomas, but accidentally pushes him forward*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: *Moving forward* Wait, why am I rolling? Am I moving, or are the trees moving? *Gets nervous* What did you say about my brakes?! You took out my what?!!? HOLY COW, I CAN'T STOP!!!!
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Sighs* Clearly, this is why I don't have real friends.
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: Look out, I have no brakes!!!
Narrator: Screamed Thomas, and indeed.....
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: ....he did not.

Later in the control room.

Denzel: Alright, talk to me.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Well it seems Thomas is out of control, and we can't stop him.
Thomas: WHY CAN'T I STOP?!!?!
Harold: *Hovering in the air* This is Harold The Helicopter, how can I help you?
Narrator: Asked Harold.
Denzel: Harold, this is control. I need you to shoot at Thomas, and derail him from the tracks.
Harold: Shoot at Thomas? Why I couldn't. Thomas is my friend.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: Well your friend is about to crash into a nearby town! Ugh, this is why I never work with talking machines.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: You know what they say, never send a smiling helicopter to do an action star's work.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Nobody says that...
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: *Staring at some monitors. One of them has Trollestia on it*
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: What's his cargo?
Sir Tophamm Hat: Who?
Denzel: Thomas! His cargo! What's he carrying?!
Sir Tophamm Hat: Oh, nothing too dangerous. Pillows, swiss cheese, a nuclear bomb-
Denzel: A nuclear bomb?!!!?
Sir Tophamm Hat: And swiss cheese! Sheesh, were you even listening?
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: Alright, come on! *Leaving the control room* I got a train to catch.

Meanwhile on some walang tiyak na layunin dirty road.

Mater: *Going slow with Lightning McQueen* I like this scene McQueen.
Lightning: See Mater? It's good to travel the world *Gets on a railroad crossing with Mater*
Thomas: *Runs them over*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Thomas: I'm sorry you guys, it's just that I have no brakes, and I can't stop!!!
Denzel: *Staring at Percy* I gotta work with him? *Looks at Sir Tophamm Hat* I told you, I work alone!
Percy: I like you.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Look! Nobody knows the rails better then Percy!
Denzel: Fine. *Gets on board Percy* Just try to keep up junior.
Percy: You're a nice stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later

Thomas: *On a curve, and nearly gets derailed*
Harold: *Has a Browning machine gun attached to him, and shoots at Thomas*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: Harold! What are you doing?!!?
Harold: I'm sorry Thomas. I have airplanes to feed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Harold: *Shoots madami bullets at Thomas*
Denzel: *Staring at Harold* What's that crazy chopper doing?! Doesn't he know that if he hits that bomb, we're doomed?
Percy: *Staring at the sky* I like clouds.
Denzel: Yeah, ain't that the truth? You know, I guess you, and I aren't so different after all. *Sees Percy getting closer to Thomas* I see Thomas, step on it!
Percy: *Gets closer to Thomas*
Denzel: Thomas, we're coming!!
Thomas: Hurry!!!
Percy: *Couples up to the back of Thomas' train, and applies his brakes*
Thomas: *Stops inches away from the buffers* Oh thank goodness. If you didn't stop me, I would've crushed the little town of presa Shortcake.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: *Pushes Thomas*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: *Moves forward* Wait, am I- *Crushes the town of presa Shortcake, killing many people in that town* Oh..
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And nobody regretted any of their actions. The end
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

On the susunod part of this episode

People that make conspiracies get made fun of.

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on kalye corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing susunod to Double Scoop*
Tom: madami ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands susunod to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 23: Neighsayer

Tom was having a good time watching an episode of Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog.

Tom: I pag-ibig this episode. Sonic, and Tails have to stop the Robotnik Express, *Looks at the comments on the episode* wait a second. *Reading a comment*

This was the comment.

BTFlash: OH MY GOD, I CAME UP WITH A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: There's like six wheels on each of the train cars, or maybe it's eight, but I'm gonna say there's six.
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: And, there's like three train cars, so that could only mean one thing. 666! DA DEVIL'S PHONE NUMBER!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: And, the wheels are in a shape, just like Illuminati, which is another shape, so there's at least a dozen Illuminati's man!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: IT'S A CONSPIRACY MAN!!!!!!!!!
Tom: Hesus christ. The wheels are in a circle, and the illuminati is a triangle. Are you really that stupid?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Also, there is no reference to the devil's phone number. It's all bullshit, mostly because the number six isn't shown, or mentioned in anyway. *Stares at the audience* If you make any type of conspiracy about anything, you're a f**king idiot.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: And with that out of the way, it's time to start our skits. Coming up susunod is Golfing, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping*

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic bahaghari as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

It was a fine araw for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.

Chip: *Standing susunod to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are you going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: You stood there like a statue for 30 minutos already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before you hit the ball off the tee. If you mess up your first shot, you mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that you only hit the ball once in a match of golf.

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis

Tom: *Stops the opening credits*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom If there is anything I hate, it's someone that keeps playing the same opening credits over, and over again.
Mitchell: *Waiting with Olson, and Casey* Come on Chip, hurry up.
Chip: I'm trying to concentrate!
Casey: On what? Getting enough common sense to hit the ball?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: She's right Chip, just hit the ball.
Chip: *Sweats as he looks at it. He hits the ball, but it goes into the rough*
Otis: Okay, maybe we should have ibingiay you madami time to concentrate.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: You think?!

Coming up next, it's a new skit called video game troll.

Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed sa pamamagitan ng any actors.

Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: uy yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell sa pamamagitan ng your username.
1Indian1: No you couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what you do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees 1Indian1 going up stairs. He runs toward him, and melees him*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Fox335: I'm pretty sure you told me to melee you.
1Indian1: No I didn't! Are you deaf stupid?!
Fox335: Uh, you're stupid for forgetting what you told me to do.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later in the match

1Indian1: uy listen, if you guys let me win, I'll give you all hacks to play Forza Motorsports on your playstation.
Fox335: *Melees 1Indian1*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Dararararararararararara!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: You! Leave dis lobby right now! You gonna run around demoting me, leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Oh yo yo yo yo yo! now you're making me mad. Leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: Nah, I kinda like it in here.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: If you demote me one madami time....
Kadillack: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fox335: It wasn't me, so you can't get mad at me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Goddamnit!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*

After the match, three players left, so it was just Fox, 1Indian1, and Kadillack. They had to wait for madami players to join.

1Indian1: Okay, since we're the only three left in this lobby, I wanna rap to you.
Kadillack: *Uninterested* Can't wait.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Broke up with my ex-girl, here's her number. Psych, dat's the wrong number.
Fox335: *Pretending to be excited* Wow, he rhymed number with number!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: He's better then Eminem!
1Indian1: Okay, here's my susunod rap. 24, 31, that's the password to my phone. Psych!
Fox335: You do realize you have to rhyme in raps, right?
1Indian1: Shut up, here's my susunod one. I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, here comes the weazel, I'm hotter then a beetle!
Fox335: Weazel, and beetle don't rhyme.
1Indian1: Yes they do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: Are you retarded? They don't rhyme at all.
1Indian1: Whatever, I'm out of here. *Leaves the lobby*
Fox335 & Kadillack: *Laughing*
Fox335: That was the dumbest guy I ever met!
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up susunod is The Movie Studio

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic bahaghari as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Director Nick: *Staring at everyone* Okay, I just noticed something.
Alinah: Yes sir?
Director Nick: In the last episode of this show, we were in part 5.
Louis: So?
Director Nick: So?! I think this is something good for us!
Connor: Not if we're last.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Haven't you ever heard of saving the best for last?
Connor: It's bullshit.
Mason: Way to be a pessimist.
Connor: I'm always pessimistic. Deal with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: In fact, I hate working here. I quit. *Leaves*
Louis: I never really liked him anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Louis! We needed him as the antagonist for Rolling Downhill.
Louis: Actually, now that I think about it, I hate working here as well. Yesterday, you nearly killed three actors, including me.
Director Nick: It wasn't my fault that the pagpaparangal master mixed up the pagpaparangal mga baril with real ones.
Louis: You were told sa pamamagitan ng us five times that it wasn't a prop, and you f**king ignored us!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Then they're fired, along with you!
Louis: You can't apoy me! I quit!! *Leaves*
Roxy: *Leaves*
Director Nick: Where are you going?
Roxy: You just fired me.
Director Nick: I don't remember trying to kill you yesterday!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: *Leaves*
Director Nick: Don't tell me I tried to kill you as well!
Tobias: No, I'm just quitting, and moving to Paramount because of all this drama.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: F**k. Now I have no madami actors.
Alinah: *With Leah* You have us.
Director Nick: You're fired.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up next, it's Brony Of The buwan for August 2015, and bloopers.

Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. You know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna do what you normally do, and go on a- *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Audience: *Cheering*

---

Tom was having a good time watching an episode of Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog.

Tom: I pag-ibig this episode. Sonic, and Tails have to stop the Robotnik Express, *Looks at the comments on the episode* wait a second. *Reading a comment*

This was the comment.

1Indian1: uy guys, I am going to play Call Of Duty: Black Ops. Want you asno destroyed? I will do it.
Tom: *Not amused* This Call Of Duty shit is overrated.
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Chip: *Standing susunod to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are you going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: You stood there like a statue for 30 minutos already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your tiegoreijgoisjr, damn it, I messed up.
Audience: *Laughing*

Take 2

Chip: *Standing susunod to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are you going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: You stood there like a statue for 30 minutos already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before you hit the ball off the tee. If you mess up your first shot, you mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that.. *Gets distracted sa pamamagitan ng a hot mare walking passed him*
Audience: *Laughing*

---

This was before they started filming Video Game Trolls.

Sean: Okay, you ready?
Mortomis: Yeah. *Logs in as an actual Cadillac*
Sean: *Logs in as an actual fox* Okay, someone put a glitch in our game!
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Connor: I'm always pessimistic. Deal with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: In fact, I hate working here. I quit. *Leaves*
Louis: I never really liked him anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: *Runs toward Louis* What did you say?!!? *Tackles him*
Louis: Wait, I was just joking!!
Connor: So am I!!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright, 2015
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
#10: METALLICA:
Only reason there last is because I haven't really been lessening to them as much I use too.
But don't get me wrong.
Once you get me into playing one of their songs on YouTube.
I have to play ALL thir songs.. :)

#9: DISTURBED:

#8: THREE DAYS GRACE:
There both from my childhood AND one of my tahanan towns (Norwood). So how could I NOT add them..

#7: FAT JOE:

#6: SLIPKNOT:
The type of band where, even though they have lots of screaming moments, the singer is always "20% cooler" when using his normal voice.. Espically in the chorus of Sulfer and Vermillion..

#5: EMINEM:
On of the most skilled...
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Creepypastas.. Most of these stories couldn’t scare me no matter what, but there is a certain entertainment about them.. And there are some actually really amazing ones.. heck even a little scary. A LOT scary when narrated sa pamamagitan ng THATCREEPYREADING..

#10: CUPCAKES:
I know this is the dumbest, most overrated, non scary, story ever., but I have a soft spot of it for one thing. The narrations.. This is such amazing narrations, and mood setting.. It really inspired me as a fellow writer myself.,

#9: SLENDERMAN:
While Jeff the killer is a creepy story ruined sa pamamagitan ng over exposer and annoying fans.. Slenderman...
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#1: SERGEANT SPRINKLES - CUPCAKES:
Let me put this out of the way.
I reread cupcakes.. And truth is.. It actually SUCKS.
I realize now, the story itself isn't what inspired me.
It's the WAY it's told that inspired me.
I mean.. That writer is so amazing..Too bad the actual plot is so god awful.
And for all those that say it ruined how they saw Pinkie.
Seems too me like you wouldn't of had much hope for her in the first place, if a stupid creepy pasta ruins her so instantly..


#2: WHOEVER WROTE, JEFF THE KILLER:
There's actually some really well made story writing.
Too bad it's about JEFF..


#3: ALEXTHEHERETIC...
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"Say.. Do you ever hear back from that Michael De Santa guy?.. He seemed to like you, friend wise" Dash asked.

"Michael?.. Oh, right, Michael.. Sure. I have him on LifeInvader.. Check out his latest post" Packie replied, ipinapakita Dash his LifeInvader page.

(Michael Townley says: "Dear Liberty City.. Bring Patrick MrCreary back to Los Santos, and I'll give you Trevor Phillips").

"Yeah.. That dose seem like something, Michael would say" Dash laughed.

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"You made it!" Dash cried, hugging Niko.

"What happened to your leg, boyo?" Packie asked...
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MacFarlane is a graduate of the Rhode Island School of Design, where he studied animation.[2] Recruited to Hollywood, he was an animator and writer for Hanna-Barbera for several telebisyon series, including Johnny Bravo, Cow and Chicken, Dexter's Laboratory, I Am Weasel, and his own Family Guy-like "prequel", Larry & Steve.

As an actor, he has made guest appearances on series, such as Gilmore Girls, The War at tahanan and FlashForward. In 2008, he created his own YouTube series titled Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy. He won several awards for his work on Family Guy, including...
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#1: THE GOVERNOR - WALKING DEAD:
The Governor has gotten a bad balutin on The Walking Dead thus far. Sure, he killed his bestie Milton and practically sealed Andrea’s sad fate in the midst of waging war on Rick and the prison gang, but is the former dad really evil, or is he just trying to do his best to survive in this post-apocalyptic world?

The Gov’s portrayer, David Morrissey, had an interesting perspective on his counterpart’s motivations and psyche, which he voiced during San Diego Comic-Con last month. “At the end of last season, he was in a very dark place — but he feels like they...
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Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There you are you little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. You know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did you just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it you two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see you again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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SCENE 1:

Saten: *drunkily* H uy Applejack

AppleJack: Are ya drunk or something?

Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little

AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.

(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)

Saten: I I pag-ibig you Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!

AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...
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Walking Dead has always been the perfect mix between badass, gory battle scenes. And deep meaning of what people would turn to..

So many of the characters have changed into harser survivals, and the goes the biggest for Mr Grimes..

In season one, he is clearly relatable, we all can imagine of waking up to an zombie infested world, and it's either kill or be killed out there.,

But due to this "kill or be killed" type of world, it seems Rick has become crueler and crueler though out the show..

It all started in the bar when he gunned down those two survivals.
It's then he realized how it feels to...
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#1: THE RING ITSELF:
He/She seems to have a personality of it's own.
It corrupts you. you want it even if you don't know why.
This is best shown in the beginning of Return of the King, when Smeagul and his cousin became immediately hostile towards each other..


#2: MURDOR:
The way Boromir describes it to the Council of Elrond. Despite inspiring one of the most classic memes..


#3:
The shot from the prologue of the men who will become the Nazgul, each holding a ring and standing in almost robotic uniformity, in contrast to the natural movements of the elves and the dwarves in the nakaraan shots. And...
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