Ever sense I rebought the game on Xbox 1, lately, I always try to keep Trevor (even at his worst) that same "love to hate" character that Steve Ogg clearly had fun playing as...
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#1:
"Okay.. Me and sweet cheeks, Lucia, will take it from here" Trevor's voice replied.
"Don't call me sweet cheeks" Dash's voice complained.
"Sure, whatever you say... Sweet cheeks"
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#2:
"Hey Mr.. Are you knew here?" The stranger asked.
"Sure.. Who are you suppose to be?" Trevor asked.
"I'm Eddie.. Eddie Low" The man said.
"Well.. I'm Trevor Phillips" Trevor replied.
"I like your accent.. Never heard that accent.. And I hear a LOT of accents.. You know that you can hear accents when people scream? I can tell what borough people are from just sa pamamagitan ng hearing them scream. I've heard enough Alderney accents tonight. "Oh God, oh God." Ahuh! I want to hear some nice rounded Algonquin voices. "Please stop, please stop!" Do... do you see? That?" Eddie explained.
"Your a very creepy guy, Eddie.. And I'm pretty creepy myself so I think I know what I'm talking about" Trevor told him.
"I'm sorry Mr.. Just trying to be friendly.. Mind getting me a drink over there?" Eddie asked, pointing at an soda machine.
"Only if you promise to leave me alone" Trevor replied.
"Sure" Eddie promised.
Trevor went to get the drink for him, but when he turned back around Eddie had suddenly turned violent, and attempted to stab Trevor, but Trevor dodged him and threw the can, hitting Eddie in the face.
Trevor burst up and suddenly took out his OWN knife.
"Shouldn't play with knives, Eddie" Trevor mocked.
Eddie attempted to stab Trevor, but Trevor quickly dodged it, and punched Eddie in the face, and then, before Eddie could react, Trevor stabbed him though the tuktok of his head, brutally killing Eddie, and than tossing the body into the river that Eddie tossed his bag into.
"Done, and done" Trevor said, picking up Eddie's knife, sense his original one was still stuck in Eddie's brain.
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#3:
"Shit Trevor, we don't got long!"
"Wow, wow, manners Chef.. These are our guests.. Toa Chieng, and his.. Humble servent."
From there, Trevor tricked the translater into locked in the ice cooler. And, due to state of Chieng himself, he got him to simply 'walk' into the cooler, telling him it's a backstage room. And Tao Chieng actually believing him.
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#4:
"So boss. Now that you have a bit of time off before the susunod meeting with Mr Cheng?.. What are you gonna do now?" Pinkie asked, as Trevor drove them to the Shady Shores, bank.
"First, we need to work on your aim.. (leaps out of his trademark truck) but first.. Wait here a second, I need to deposit to check out." Trevor told her, putting on a ski mask while saying this.
"Well.. Have fun I guess." Pinkie said,
"(reaches his hand in backseat, revealing a Shrewsbury Sawed-Off Shotgun).. Ohh. I intend too!" Trevor replied, pumping the shotgun.
"(gasps) Wait! Is that a real gu- (Trevor runs in) TREVOR!" Pinkie shouted.
"(dramatically bursts in, and fires the shotgun into the air) NOBODY MOVE! I'M MAKING A DEPOSIT!" Trevor screamed, still masked.
All the customers scream in fear and lay down on the ground.
Trevor approaches the cashier, pounding on the glass angrily, to get the person's attention, as the person was hidding on the ground, and not seen.
"GET UP! OR YOUR GET WORSE THEN HURT!" Trevor shouted angrily.
The Bank Employee tearfully reveals himself.
"(dramatic voice while pointing the gun) This check is 'personal" Trevor said, dramatically.
"C -Checking or saving!?" The employee asked, crying his eyes out.
"Checkings! DO IT NOW!" Trevor screamed.
"A -Are you sure you don't want savings!? Think about your future!?" The crying employee asked.
"All my income is... Disposable.." Trevor sinabi in a dramatic voice, before pumping the shotgun.
"Endorse here! ENDORSE HERE!" The employee cried, ipinapakita a contact, and pointed the sign name here part.
Trevor strongly struggles with the simple act of "writing down his name".
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#5:
"I sinabi we're here.. Take this" Trevor said, giving her a sniper rifle.
"... You sure?.. What about my hand?" Pinkie asked.
"It's not your trigger hand.. It'll be fine.. But anyway.. Your covering me.. Let's hope your boyfriend Cletus taught you well" Trevor said.
"For the 4th time. He's not my boyfriend" Pinkie groaned annoyedly.
"Uh huh.. Suure" Trevor said, mockingly.
"I mean it Trevor.. He's nice and all.. But he's not my type" Pinkie admitted.
"Of coarse he is!.. He NOBODY'S type.. He's just a freak, shooting car wheels all day" Trevor mocked.
"No need to be 'mean', boss" Pinkie insisted.
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#6:
Elwood awakens sa pamamagitan ng being slaped in the face.
"Wakey wakey, eggs and bac'y" Trevor said.
Looking around, Elwoow inds himself on a small hill, below is a 4 foot fall onto train tracks.
"Why'd you do it Elwood?" Trevor said, wearing blown slacks, brown shoes. and his trademark white t-shirt.
"You KNOW why, you killed my brot-"
"Not THAT.. In fact, I don't blame you for that.. Maybe call it even... But why did you let your men nearly r-ape Pinkie, you sick f-uck!?
Elwood: ... What?
Trevor: Ohhhh.. You didn't even know did you?.. Well it's not gonna save you.. Though if you say your sorry, maybe I'll give you a quick one. In this verison" Trevor said.
"Fuck you!"
"That's not an answer Elwood." Trevor sinabi deadpan.
"Pinkie was a whore anyway!" Elwood cried, clearly not the smartest ilipat in the sturation. But probably assumes he would die no matter what.
"Was hoping you'd say that." Trevor smirked, hearing the train approaching from a distance.
"Wh-"
Suddenly Trevor spartan kicks Elwood, and he falls down the edge, landing painfully onto the traintracks. Due to the pain combined with the earlier gun wound. Elwood can't get up in time to avoid getting run over. Leaving a messy but satifying death.
Trevor dusts his hands and walks away.
"Maybe I'll get some burger shot" He sinabi to himself, heading to Bambi parked just below the hill.
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#7: (from the uncanon story DEMONS)
Serprisingly excited from the battle, and once alone with him. Dementia starts halik Trevor around the face.
Trevor (in head): Wow, I guess violence is her only turn-on. Well, there might be others, but I'm too lazy to figure out what they are.. So violence it is.
"Hmm.. This halik is missing something." Dementia groans, losing the mood.
Trevor pulls out an an Uzi, firing into the air, hitting a cropduster which than crashes into a kamalig as the pilot screams. Which than blows up.
Dementia is in the mood again. Making Trevor smirk.
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#9: (Demons)
Trevor: So Dementia.. We both sinabi we wanted to make fun "modern art".. So I decided to draw my own verison. Just for kicks.
Dementia: Yeah, sounds fun..
Trevor: So I looked at a modern art Musiem.. There's a painting board the size of a wall. And it's just one tiny square.. And the artist says "It symbolizes how overwhelming my parents were" or whatever.. And than the thing sells fo like.. 4 million dollars.. I mean.. What the hell!?.. So here's my take... (paints small line with his fingers, both hands in gloves, using purple paint) Ohhh. Wooow.. That must symbolize.. All my trama about my parents divorcing.. And my father leaving me in a mall! (adds madami purple) Woooow. So much meaning!
Dementia: Wait, your parents divorce-
Trevor: Hang on Dementia.. (adds blue) How about some blue.. That must symbolize.. All my sexual frustration of the time my ex girlfriend, Bucky, dumped me!.. (mixes the colors) Mix it with the purple cause, cause I'm still pretty pissed about my parents.. Might of been why Bucky left.. It's what she says.. But all in all, she was just a cheating whore! We all knew it!
Dementia: Uhhhh
Trevor: Now some yellow spots! (puts them) Yeah spots!.. Spots the dog.. The dog mother never let me have.. I named it and everything! But she still didn't get it!.. She thought getting me a cat for pasko was just as good!.. Even though. The cat.. Pretty much didn't give a shit about me. And scratched me all the time!
Dementia: I think you need to calm dow-
Trevor: And how about some green squares!.. It symbolizes money.. The fact my parents gave a crap madami about money! Than they gave a crap about ME!.. So my parents. Obviously. They HAD a lot of money!.. It's funny, they had enough money. To buy a friggin cat! But not the puppy!.. It was wasn't even a purebred, the thing was cheap!.. So my parents, they wouldn't use their money.. To buy the puppy!.. My parents just LOOOOVED money!
Dementia: You okay there Trevo-
Trevor: Now for orange.. Like a sunset.. Doesn't look like one, but this is modern art here. Doesn't matter!.. The sunset I never saw. Because I was always punished, cause my grades were never good! So I never got to SEE the sunset! EVER!... (mixes the colors) So my parents. Have so much money. They wouldn't buy me a puppy. And my girlfriend friggin dumped me. And the sunset never came!
Dementia: I'm sensing some anger Trevor.
Trevor: (grabs kulay-rosas paint) Now some pink! CAUSE YOU ALWAYS WANTED ME TO BE A GIRL, DIDN'T YOU MOMMY!?.. Always use to say."Why aren't you a girl Trevor!?" (angrily squeezing out the paint) WHAT'S THAT THING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS TREVOR!? WHAT'S THAT THING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!?
Dementia: ... (starts recording on her phone)
Trevor (clearly having a mental breakdown): uy Bucky! You know what's funny. The fact that.. I wasn't "big" enough right!? Is that why you left me!? Well how about this! (throws hot dog at painting) how's THAT Bucky!? (throws another) That BIG enough for you Bucky!?.. Swore I would never hit you again Bucky. But you left anyway.. (throws another hot dog) DIDN'T YOU!?.. (pours blue) Here's my frustration! BUCKY!
Dementia: (still recording)
Trevor: How about THIS Bucky.. Always pissed that I (pours yellow) I always wet the bed!.. It's not my fau- I have a disorder! My tubes are all screwed!.. (pours green) Could never have the money to fix it, huh mommy!?.. YOU COULD OF HELPED ME MOM! YOU COULD OF HELPED ME!.. (pours blue for Bucky) I always use to say "no it's just sweat"! But you knew! You knew it was urine!
Dementia: (tries not to laugh)
Trevor (clearly having a mental breakdown): Oh we got so much money.. Why dad did you make me eat (throws Puffed kanin on the painting) PUFFED RICE!.. PUFFED kanin ISN'T kanin KRISPIES, DAD!
Trevor (grabs prutas cup): Never let me eat prutas either! Cause daddy says you are what you eat, and daddy didn't raise no (throws prutas cup) FRUIT!
Dementia: (still recording).
Trevor: SCREW YOU DAD! (grabs knife) SCREW YOU! (stabs painting) I WANT THE PUPPY! (stab) BUCKY! (stab) BUCKY! (stab) BUCKY! (screams in this heavens)
Dementia (stops recording): Thanks Trevor. Really made my day.
Trevor: (crying). Spots!
Dementia (pats him on the back): There there.
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#10: (Demons)
madami of a mercy kill sa pamamagitan ng this point. But Carly senses Harley isn't evil compared to them, and talks Harley into helping them.
Before Harley can agree, suddenly Trevor bursts open the front doorm, having heard the shots, and is holding a friggin minigun. And not knowing about the trouche.
"Hello." Trevor sinabi dryly, and spins the minigun.
Carly: Trevor wa-
Harley, without thinking, instintively points the pistol tat him to shoot him, but Trevor unloads the minigun onto her. Harley goes flying. Crashing into the "hang in there" picture, and is left with bullets all over her. Than landing face first onto the ground.
Carly is saddened, but serprisingly has no other noticable reaction. Likely in too much pain.
Dementia claps, having been entertained sa pamamagitan ng the violent act. Trevor runs over to Carly, as she is slowly blacking out.
"Can we eat her?" Dementia asked.
"Maybe later." Trevor replied.
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#11: (Uncanon Spoof series):
Carly: (sighs) I wish I could understand WHY he always has to be like this.\
Johnny: What.. You mean you never seen his commerical?
TV COMMERICAL:
Trevor: (sitting on a long chair, beside a fireplace) Hi, I'm Trevor Phillips! And as you may know, I am totally and completely INSANE! (deranged chuckle)... I like to yell at mice with my sando off!
[Cut to Trevor on all fours, shirtless, and literary screaming at a small mouse]
Trevor: (sitting on a long chair, beside a fireplace) Sometimes, I like to steal other people's scabs!
[Cut to a man standing at a bus stop with a visible scab on his knee. Trevor comes in, rips the scab off the man's knee, and runs down the kalye holding it high in the air and screaming the entire way down].
Trevor: (sitting on a long chair, beside a fireplace) How do I stay so crazy!? [Holds up a bottle of pills] Trevor Phillips's Crazy Pills!.. Take one with breakfast! One with lunch!.. And before you know it, you'll be up on your roof, pooping in the chimney!
[Cut to Trevor sitting on tuktok of a chimney]
Trevor: [Calling down] Hold out your stockings, kids!
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#1:
"Okay.. Me and sweet cheeks, Lucia, will take it from here" Trevor's voice replied.
"Don't call me sweet cheeks" Dash's voice complained.
"Sure, whatever you say... Sweet cheeks"
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#2:
"Hey Mr.. Are you knew here?" The stranger asked.
"Sure.. Who are you suppose to be?" Trevor asked.
"I'm Eddie.. Eddie Low" The man said.
"Well.. I'm Trevor Phillips" Trevor replied.
"I like your accent.. Never heard that accent.. And I hear a LOT of accents.. You know that you can hear accents when people scream? I can tell what borough people are from just sa pamamagitan ng hearing them scream. I've heard enough Alderney accents tonight. "Oh God, oh God." Ahuh! I want to hear some nice rounded Algonquin voices. "Please stop, please stop!" Do... do you see? That?" Eddie explained.
"Your a very creepy guy, Eddie.. And I'm pretty creepy myself so I think I know what I'm talking about" Trevor told him.
"I'm sorry Mr.. Just trying to be friendly.. Mind getting me a drink over there?" Eddie asked, pointing at an soda machine.
"Only if you promise to leave me alone" Trevor replied.
"Sure" Eddie promised.
Trevor went to get the drink for him, but when he turned back around Eddie had suddenly turned violent, and attempted to stab Trevor, but Trevor dodged him and threw the can, hitting Eddie in the face.
Trevor burst up and suddenly took out his OWN knife.
"Shouldn't play with knives, Eddie" Trevor mocked.
Eddie attempted to stab Trevor, but Trevor quickly dodged it, and punched Eddie in the face, and then, before Eddie could react, Trevor stabbed him though the tuktok of his head, brutally killing Eddie, and than tossing the body into the river that Eddie tossed his bag into.
"Done, and done" Trevor said, picking up Eddie's knife, sense his original one was still stuck in Eddie's brain.
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#3:
"Shit Trevor, we don't got long!"
"Wow, wow, manners Chef.. These are our guests.. Toa Chieng, and his.. Humble servent."
From there, Trevor tricked the translater into locked in the ice cooler. And, due to state of Chieng himself, he got him to simply 'walk' into the cooler, telling him it's a backstage room. And Tao Chieng actually believing him.
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#4:
"So boss. Now that you have a bit of time off before the susunod meeting with Mr Cheng?.. What are you gonna do now?" Pinkie asked, as Trevor drove them to the Shady Shores, bank.
"First, we need to work on your aim.. (leaps out of his trademark truck) but first.. Wait here a second, I need to deposit to check out." Trevor told her, putting on a ski mask while saying this.
"Well.. Have fun I guess." Pinkie said,
"(reaches his hand in backseat, revealing a Shrewsbury Sawed-Off Shotgun).. Ohh. I intend too!" Trevor replied, pumping the shotgun.
"(gasps) Wait! Is that a real gu- (Trevor runs in) TREVOR!" Pinkie shouted.
"(dramatically bursts in, and fires the shotgun into the air) NOBODY MOVE! I'M MAKING A DEPOSIT!" Trevor screamed, still masked.
All the customers scream in fear and lay down on the ground.
Trevor approaches the cashier, pounding on the glass angrily, to get the person's attention, as the person was hidding on the ground, and not seen.
"GET UP! OR YOUR GET WORSE THEN HURT!" Trevor shouted angrily.
The Bank Employee tearfully reveals himself.
"(dramatic voice while pointing the gun) This check is 'personal" Trevor said, dramatically.
"C -Checking or saving!?" The employee asked, crying his eyes out.
"Checkings! DO IT NOW!" Trevor screamed.
"A -Are you sure you don't want savings!? Think about your future!?" The crying employee asked.
"All my income is... Disposable.." Trevor sinabi in a dramatic voice, before pumping the shotgun.
"Endorse here! ENDORSE HERE!" The employee cried, ipinapakita a contact, and pointed the sign name here part.
Trevor strongly struggles with the simple act of "writing down his name".
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#5:
"I sinabi we're here.. Take this" Trevor said, giving her a sniper rifle.
"... You sure?.. What about my hand?" Pinkie asked.
"It's not your trigger hand.. It'll be fine.. But anyway.. Your covering me.. Let's hope your boyfriend Cletus taught you well" Trevor said.
"For the 4th time. He's not my boyfriend" Pinkie groaned annoyedly.
"Uh huh.. Suure" Trevor said, mockingly.
"I mean it Trevor.. He's nice and all.. But he's not my type" Pinkie admitted.
"Of coarse he is!.. He NOBODY'S type.. He's just a freak, shooting car wheels all day" Trevor mocked.
"No need to be 'mean', boss" Pinkie insisted.
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#6:
Elwood awakens sa pamamagitan ng being slaped in the face.
"Wakey wakey, eggs and bac'y" Trevor said.
Looking around, Elwoow inds himself on a small hill, below is a 4 foot fall onto train tracks.
"Why'd you do it Elwood?" Trevor said, wearing blown slacks, brown shoes. and his trademark white t-shirt.
"You KNOW why, you killed my brot-"
"Not THAT.. In fact, I don't blame you for that.. Maybe call it even... But why did you let your men nearly r-ape Pinkie, you sick f-uck!?
Elwood: ... What?
Trevor: Ohhhh.. You didn't even know did you?.. Well it's not gonna save you.. Though if you say your sorry, maybe I'll give you a quick one. In this verison" Trevor said.
"Fuck you!"
"That's not an answer Elwood." Trevor sinabi deadpan.
"Pinkie was a whore anyway!" Elwood cried, clearly not the smartest ilipat in the sturation. But probably assumes he would die no matter what.
"Was hoping you'd say that." Trevor smirked, hearing the train approaching from a distance.
"Wh-"
Suddenly Trevor spartan kicks Elwood, and he falls down the edge, landing painfully onto the traintracks. Due to the pain combined with the earlier gun wound. Elwood can't get up in time to avoid getting run over. Leaving a messy but satifying death.
Trevor dusts his hands and walks away.
"Maybe I'll get some burger shot" He sinabi to himself, heading to Bambi parked just below the hill.
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#7: (from the uncanon story DEMONS)
Serprisingly excited from the battle, and once alone with him. Dementia starts halik Trevor around the face.
Trevor (in head): Wow, I guess violence is her only turn-on. Well, there might be others, but I'm too lazy to figure out what they are.. So violence it is.
"Hmm.. This halik is missing something." Dementia groans, losing the mood.
Trevor pulls out an an Uzi, firing into the air, hitting a cropduster which than crashes into a kamalig as the pilot screams. Which than blows up.
Dementia is in the mood again. Making Trevor smirk.
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#9: (Demons)
Trevor: So Dementia.. We both sinabi we wanted to make fun "modern art".. So I decided to draw my own verison. Just for kicks.
Dementia: Yeah, sounds fun..
Trevor: So I looked at a modern art Musiem.. There's a painting board the size of a wall. And it's just one tiny square.. And the artist says "It symbolizes how overwhelming my parents were" or whatever.. And than the thing sells fo like.. 4 million dollars.. I mean.. What the hell!?.. So here's my take... (paints small line with his fingers, both hands in gloves, using purple paint) Ohhh. Wooow.. That must symbolize.. All my trama about my parents divorcing.. And my father leaving me in a mall! (adds madami purple) Woooow. So much meaning!
Dementia: Wait, your parents divorce-
Trevor: Hang on Dementia.. (adds blue) How about some blue.. That must symbolize.. All my sexual frustration of the time my ex girlfriend, Bucky, dumped me!.. (mixes the colors) Mix it with the purple cause, cause I'm still pretty pissed about my parents.. Might of been why Bucky left.. It's what she says.. But all in all, she was just a cheating whore! We all knew it!
Dementia: Uhhhh
Trevor: Now some yellow spots! (puts them) Yeah spots!.. Spots the dog.. The dog mother never let me have.. I named it and everything! But she still didn't get it!.. She thought getting me a cat for pasko was just as good!.. Even though. The cat.. Pretty much didn't give a shit about me. And scratched me all the time!
Dementia: I think you need to calm dow-
Trevor: And how about some green squares!.. It symbolizes money.. The fact my parents gave a crap madami about money! Than they gave a crap about ME!.. So my parents. Obviously. They HAD a lot of money!.. It's funny, they had enough money. To buy a friggin cat! But not the puppy!.. It was wasn't even a purebred, the thing was cheap!.. So my parents, they wouldn't use their money.. To buy the puppy!.. My parents just LOOOOVED money!
Dementia: You okay there Trevo-
Trevor: Now for orange.. Like a sunset.. Doesn't look like one, but this is modern art here. Doesn't matter!.. The sunset I never saw. Because I was always punished, cause my grades were never good! So I never got to SEE the sunset! EVER!... (mixes the colors) So my parents. Have so much money. They wouldn't buy me a puppy. And my girlfriend friggin dumped me. And the sunset never came!
Dementia: I'm sensing some anger Trevor.
Trevor: (grabs kulay-rosas paint) Now some pink! CAUSE YOU ALWAYS WANTED ME TO BE A GIRL, DIDN'T YOU MOMMY!?.. Always use to say."Why aren't you a girl Trevor!?" (angrily squeezing out the paint) WHAT'S THAT THING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS TREVOR!? WHAT'S THAT THING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!?
Dementia: ... (starts recording on her phone)
Trevor (clearly having a mental breakdown): uy Bucky! You know what's funny. The fact that.. I wasn't "big" enough right!? Is that why you left me!? Well how about this! (throws hot dog at painting) how's THAT Bucky!? (throws another) That BIG enough for you Bucky!?.. Swore I would never hit you again Bucky. But you left anyway.. (throws another hot dog) DIDN'T YOU!?.. (pours blue) Here's my frustration! BUCKY!
Dementia: (still recording)
Trevor: How about THIS Bucky.. Always pissed that I (pours yellow) I always wet the bed!.. It's not my fau- I have a disorder! My tubes are all screwed!.. (pours green) Could never have the money to fix it, huh mommy!?.. YOU COULD OF HELPED ME MOM! YOU COULD OF HELPED ME!.. (pours blue for Bucky) I always use to say "no it's just sweat"! But you knew! You knew it was urine!
Dementia: (tries not to laugh)
Trevor (clearly having a mental breakdown): Oh we got so much money.. Why dad did you make me eat (throws Puffed kanin on the painting) PUFFED RICE!.. PUFFED kanin ISN'T kanin KRISPIES, DAD!
Trevor (grabs prutas cup): Never let me eat prutas either! Cause daddy says you are what you eat, and daddy didn't raise no (throws prutas cup) FRUIT!
Dementia: (still recording).
Trevor: SCREW YOU DAD! (grabs knife) SCREW YOU! (stabs painting) I WANT THE PUPPY! (stab) BUCKY! (stab) BUCKY! (stab) BUCKY! (screams in this heavens)
Dementia (stops recording): Thanks Trevor. Really made my day.
Trevor: (crying). Spots!
Dementia (pats him on the back): There there.
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#10: (Demons)
madami of a mercy kill sa pamamagitan ng this point. But Carly senses Harley isn't evil compared to them, and talks Harley into helping them.
Before Harley can agree, suddenly Trevor bursts open the front doorm, having heard the shots, and is holding a friggin minigun. And not knowing about the trouche.
"Hello." Trevor sinabi dryly, and spins the minigun.
Carly: Trevor wa-
Harley, without thinking, instintively points the pistol tat him to shoot him, but Trevor unloads the minigun onto her. Harley goes flying. Crashing into the "hang in there" picture, and is left with bullets all over her. Than landing face first onto the ground.
Carly is saddened, but serprisingly has no other noticable reaction. Likely in too much pain.
Dementia claps, having been entertained sa pamamagitan ng the violent act. Trevor runs over to Carly, as she is slowly blacking out.
"Can we eat her?" Dementia asked.
"Maybe later." Trevor replied.
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#11: (Uncanon Spoof series):
Carly: (sighs) I wish I could understand WHY he always has to be like this.\
Johnny: What.. You mean you never seen his commerical?
TV COMMERICAL:
Trevor: (sitting on a long chair, beside a fireplace) Hi, I'm Trevor Phillips! And as you may know, I am totally and completely INSANE! (deranged chuckle)... I like to yell at mice with my sando off!
[Cut to Trevor on all fours, shirtless, and literary screaming at a small mouse]
Trevor: (sitting on a long chair, beside a fireplace) Sometimes, I like to steal other people's scabs!
[Cut to a man standing at a bus stop with a visible scab on his knee. Trevor comes in, rips the scab off the man's knee, and runs down the kalye holding it high in the air and screaming the entire way down].
Trevor: (sitting on a long chair, beside a fireplace) How do I stay so crazy!? [Holds up a bottle of pills] Trevor Phillips's Crazy Pills!.. Take one with breakfast! One with lunch!.. And before you know it, you'll be up on your roof, pooping in the chimney!
[Cut to Trevor sitting on tuktok of a chimney]
Trevor: [Calling down] Hold out your stockings, kids!