#1: "It's one if you want to drop a plastic cup.. 'sorry man, I'll clean that up'. But if you drop a glass serbesa bottle.. You pretty much just fucked up the whole party!"
#2: "Don't be that guy... Example one.. Your at the library, probably studying.. All of a sudden... Here comes that loud phone guy.. Guy literary, enters the room like, "HAWHAWHAWHAW!!.. YEAH BRO!.. RAGING FACE!.. ME AND DALE!!"
#3: "There are always a way to know people are on steroids.. For instance if front body is like the Hulk but the legs are like friggin SpongeBob.. Their probably on steroids!... Or there's also the fact...
It's not as good as I hoped. But. Nor was it as bad as I expected.
It's.. In between.
I haven't forgot it's Japennesse. And. Not trying to be racist. But Japen has all the weird shit. Ever seen there commericals? All you have to do is go onto Windwakers club. He has these fucked up TV commericals. And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.
Didn't really have a paborito character. Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode. Ever seen his clips. He's actually pretty funny in the real one. Too bad the actor, Josh...
Anderson: Please support the official release, you protestant fuckbucket.
Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my paborito cereal- (gets decapitacated) Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my paborito cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE! Anderson: Well. You know what time it is.. (Rape time)
Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?
Intergra: You do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement. Anderson: Oh. And...
#1: Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie? Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.
#2: Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you. Niko Bellic: Understood. Packie McReary: Good lad.
#3: Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko. Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate. Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy. Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice...
#10: Major: Destory EVERYTHING! Nazi: Even London bridge. Major: Yes. Yes. London Bridge is falling down. We all know the song. The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum? The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
#9: Alucard: Walter, do you know what my tuktok three paborito things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. segundo is Nazis. Can you guess the first? Walter: Your father? Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
#8: Anderson: you will witness what happens what here today, and you will will speak of it later.. Except you won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
#1: "Let's read mga panipi during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, you can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"
#2: Spike: The spell took over you, and you wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell you how I really felt about it, but then I... I told you the truth. Mrawkwardreviewer: My tanong is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...
#10: LUCY: I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is. Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind. And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air. leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!". It's bad enough Hellsing Ultmate pulled that line..
#9: TWO AND A HALF MEN: I pag-ibig this show, but it become less and less popular after Charlie left. And the producers...
Glenn: Remember, noise attracts them, s- Daryl: (bangs his head and starts swearing at the tuktok of his lungs, along with making every noise possible)
Rick: So.. Your telling me. I awoke from a coma, only to end up in the middle of zombie apolocpise!? Morgan: That's about the size of it. Rick: WELL FUCK MY LIFE! Morgan: Hey! No swearing in front of my boy! Rick: Fuck that! He's just gonna end up dead anyway. And you gone crazy. Morgan: Still.. Don't fuckin swear! Rick: Fiiiiiine.
Shane: (in Rick's coma) sa pamamagitan ng the way. I'm gonna start a walang tiyak na layunin relationship with your, not even hot, wife.. And...