Funny? Mean? Smartassy?

Ok well I was buy dog pagkain in a store when this guy looks at me and asks if I have a dog in my head I thought what a dumbass! But Insead I sinabi this...no it's for me the dog pagkain helps me lose weight I Nawawala 209 pounds already and now that I'm out of the ER I am gonna my deit again...now the guy kinda looked at me and slowly said....y where u in the ER? Did it give u pagkain poison? I smiled and said... Oh no! I got hit sa pamamagitan ng a car trying to sniff a poodles ass!....now the guy turned red and turned around real fast and the guy behind I thought he was gonna have a puso attack he was laughing so hard