Chuck: This isn't over.
Dan: Any time. That one black eye looks a little lonely.
Dan: So, you guys wanna sit together at lunch?
Chuck: Poor little Humphrey Dumpty. Look, let me clarify something for you. Regardless of who you're currently sleeping with, you and I come from different worlds. In my world, if I'm suspended or expelled, a wing is donated in the bass name.
Dan: That sounds like quite a world.
Chuck: It's not perfect, I'll admit.
Chuck: What do the Humphreys have to offer? Your dad's cassingle?
Dan: Hey, last time I checked, I still owed you a black eye. So, unless this is you coming to claim it, stay away from her.
Dan: You should put a kampanilya on.
Chuck: Kinky. I'll think about it.
Dan: But... why?
Chuck: They anoint Amanda into their fold, she'll be bound sa pamamagitan ng their laws. Namely she won't be allowed to petsa ex-boyfriends. Namely you.
Dan: I'm good with just one.
Chuck: You're either in for the full ride, or you're out.
Dan: Okay, pass me the shots.
Chuck: That's just a chaser.
Dan: What is that?
Chuck: Does it matter? Down the rabbit hole, then we go out the door.
Chuck: She's not coming. Amanda.
Dan: What are you talking about?
Chuck: She met some new friends, they extended an invitation to her for lunch. Hockey sticks were involved. You know how persuasive our girls can be.
Chuck: I hope they make a Humphrey sandwich.
Chuck: For what it's worth, Humphrey, you had my back. Never thought I'd say this, but thanks.
Chuck: You're about to see the real Serena.
Gossip Girl: Spotted: Dan Humphrey, shoeless and clueless. That's all!
Chuck: Arthur! Pull over!
Dan: This isn't Brooklyn. Aren't you taking me home?
Chuck: Get out.
Dan: Wait, no, I don't -
Chuck: Tonight was nothing. You're just a drunken idiot. My amusement for the night.
Dan: Can I at least have my shoes?
Dan: Well, look, I gotta admit, this ... this was awesome. We gotta do this again.
Dan: How do you know so many twins?
Chuck: Twins find me?
Dan: I just need to get out of Brooklyn. For one night. I'd like to experience the world of Chuck Bass.
Chuck: You're lucky I'm bored.
Dan: Is that a yes?
Chuck: Get in, before I change my mind.
Dan: I've come to the conclusion that I need to get out of my comfort zone. To experience some new things.
Chuck: Are you gay?
Dan: I know... we don't like each other. You think I'm a boring, sheltered nobody.
Chuck: I don't think of you.
Chuck: It's like the plague. Only instead of vermin on my doorstep, I get the human being. Beat it, Humphrey. My sister doesn't dig stalkers.
Dan: Wow. Someone loves Chuck Bass.
Chuck: Humphrey. Never a pleasure.
Dan: Oh good, we agree on something!
Chuck: It will ruin our family. Don't do it. Please.
Chuck: What are YOU doing HERE?!
Blair: He's just upset, and loaded-
Chuck: What are YOU doing at my father's funeral? You think I WANT you here?
Dan: Chuck, if this is about the article, you know I didn't write it.
Chuck: You think I CARE about your failed attempt at investigative journalism?! My father's DEAD because of your father.
Gossip Girl: Spotted at Victrola, Lonely Boy and Chuck bass having a puso to heart. What or who do they have talk about? And will Serena will be the last to know?
Chuck: It's done as soon as you tell her... Sharing a sibling is a bit much, even for me.