Clois=True <3

Lois: Actually, I kind of… hit him.
Clark: You hit him? With your car?
Lois: [Sarcastic] No, with my fist.

Chloe: She’s bringing tahanan strays now, huh? [Chloe gets back to her feet] How is the new tenant?
Clark: Lois? Well, she, uh, re-recorded our answering machine, uses all the hot water, oh, and she took over my bedroom. She’s doing great.

Clark: Just playing with Skippy here.
Lois: We’re not gonna call him Skippy.
Clark: Okay, Lois, what would you like to call him?
Lois: Let’s see. He’s annoying, and I can’t seem to get within ten feet of him without getting sick… I think we should...