As soon as the kampanilya rang Kacey picked up her back-pack and shot out the door. But before she made it all the way, her sando was grabbed. It was Mr. Hart.
"I didn't clog the toilets! I swear!" Kacey yelled as the other kids walked out.
"No, no, you're not in troub- Wait, what?!" Mr. Hart said. Kacey laughed as if it was funny.
"Never Mind, what were you saying?" Kacey said. Mr. Hart cleared his throat and continued.
"You're one of those KND thingies, right?" Mr. Hart asked. Kacey gave him a weird look.
"Ya....." She replied.
"Good, cuz those two guys have stickers on their butts saying: Property of KND Arctic Prison." Mr. Hat continued. Kacey facepalmed.
"Ya, they're 'villains'. I'd just ignore them if I were you." Kacey said. "Now, I gotta meet my cousin at the flagpole. BYE!" She shot outta the room before Mr. Hart could say anything else. Then, Toilet Butt raised his hand. Mr. Hart pointed at him, confused.
"Thank you, sir. So, when do we leave?"
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Wally was trudging home. There was nothing good that happened after recess. David and Christian kept trying to get it out of him. He snarled. So, they just talked with Kacey. Kuki was skipping around humming to the tune of "Rainbow Monkeys" Christian was humming a Halo song. David was humming "Call the Ice Cream Man". (Only Kiki knows what that song is) Kacey was texting Kiki letting her know about The Count and Toilet Butt. Abby was texting Megan. Hoagie was pagganap weird. He kept repeating: "Don't do it." over and over again. Wally smacked him over and over again. (Once for each time he repeated the phrase) Kacey was fed up with Wally's attitude.
"Alright, bud." Kacey said. "Who was it?" Wally got a puzzled look on his face.
"Who was what?" Wally asked. Kacey sighed.
"The dumbbell who apparently peeved you off." David said. He was provoked to say something worse than peeved, but was too late.
"It's no one." Wally answered. "I just got another F on an assignment."
"Of course you did." A Transylvanian accent said. Everyone turned around, only to see the 2 new students at Sierra Verde.
"Ya, well, guess what I got today!" Toilet Butt said. Everyone shrugged. He tried to hold it in, but was too excited. "A SWIRLY!!!!!!!" Everyone had a "Wow, I didn't know." face on. Kacey went back to texting Kiki, who's ang sumagot were too funny. Abby continued to text Megan. Megan was real calm about it, except for the fact that she was laughing so hard. Wally was slouching as he walked. Christian then shouted something.
"Let's all play I Spy!" Kacey looked at him with a strange face.
"OK, that's low even for you." Kacey answered back. David nodded.
"Well, I wanna play!" Kuki said. Christian smiled and they played. It was so funny, Kacey stopped texting Kiki with a "BRB" and video-taped the entire thing. Then, she sent it to Kiki and Megan. It was not the best SOUND cuz all you could hear was David's laughter.
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The following araw was Wednesday, so Mr. Yorke's homeroom had P.E. with Mr. May's homeroom. (In case you wanted to know, David and Christian were in Mr. Hart's homeroom) As they were in the locker rooms changing into their P.E. clothes, Kacey could hear weird noises coming from the Boys' room. She climbed up in the vents, and traveled her way to The Boys' room. She was relieved that everyone was dressed. But what Toilet Butt and The Count were doing was much worse. They had poor little Pranav Talwar, one of the shortest boys, up on the bench face down. Toilet Butt was holding him, so he wouldn't run away. Then, The Count lifted his hand. Kacey knew what was coming next. She covered her eyes. All she heard was high-pitched screaming. When the screaming stopped, Kacey moved her hand away from her face. Pranav had run into a sink, to cool the pain. Then, The Count lifted another boy, Grant Larson, and began to matunog na halik him too. It was kid after kid getting their butts smacked. Kacey tried to grab her KN- Code Collector, but then realized she had left it in her regular shorts. She dashed down the vents. Then, she grabbed her KN- Code Collector and called in a red alert. Kacey didn't even care that there were girls watching.
"Moon base, this is Numbuh 7 of Sector V! I just witnessed The Count and The Toilenator matunog na halik the crap out of kids at my school!" Kacey hollered into the Code Collector. "They were told not to do any of that stuff and they did it anyway in the Boys' locker room!" Then, there was a pause. "No, I wasn't in the Boys' Locker Room, I was in the vents cuz I heard strange noises. Just bring back -up!" She hung up the Code Collector and grabbed a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. and dashed out of the Girls' Locker Room.
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After doing their run to the Green Fence and back, Kacey had kept an eye on The Count and Toilet Butt. She decided to make her move.
"Why were you guys smacking the crap out of kids in the Boys' Locker room?" Kacey asked. "And don't change the subject sa pamamagitan ng asking me WHY I was watching you!" The Count sighed.
"I'm so sorry!" He said. "I just couldn't stay THAT long without spanking a kid. Please don't tell anyone." Kacey smirked.
"I already did." Was her reply. The Count went ballistic.
"WHO? WHO DID YOU TELL?" The Count said, his nose touching Kacey's.
"Kids susunod Door Moon Base." Kacey said. The Count tried to grab her, but she put the S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R in his face. He backed up.
"You can't lay a finger on me. AND KND Moon Base will be here any segundo to take you guys away." Kacey replied.
But throughout the entire period, no back-up. Nothing. Nothing at all. When the kampanilya rang, Kacey made her way back to class. (After everyone changed back into their normal clothes of course) "What was taking Moon Base so long?" Kacey thought. Then, Kacey did something she was forced to do. She grabbed her phone from her back-pack, stuffed it in her pocket, and raised her hand.
"May I go to the rest-room?" Kacey asked when Mr. Yorke called on her. He nodded, and she filled out a pass and asked as normal as possible. Until she was outside.
In the bathroom, Kacey had called Kiki twice. Kiki gets out of school at 2:00 New York time, which was 2 hours ago. Finally, Kiki picked up. Kacey told her the plan.