Demotivational KND posters

Numbah1:IM TELLING YOU NUMBAH3 YOU CANNOT KEEP STORING ALL YOUR bahaghari MONKEYS IN THE S.C.A.M.P.E.R!!!

Numbah3:Numbah1 my closet,bed,and room are all filled puh-lease!

Numbah4:NO WAY ARE WE KEEPING YOUR STUPID bahaghari DORKEYS IN THE SHIP!

Numbah3:stop calling them stupid!

Numbah2:seriously numbah3 we need to steer..okay?

Numbah3:(sighs)okay...

Numbah5:(sighs)

Numbah3:Abbey?(everyone but them leaves)

Numbah5:what?

Numbah3:Why are you looking at numbah2 like that?

Numbah5:None of your beeswax alright!

Numbah3:C,mon you gotta tell me!

Numbah5:Numbah5 doesn't have to tell you anything!

Numbah3:....wait...you......

"uhhhh numbuh 2?" "yeah?" "you should start going up to your room and locking all doors" kuki was pretty sure wally was gonna eat him and cough up the goggles "um i agree" megan was now pushing him up the stairs but nobody even looked at wally they just assumed that he was pissed sa pamamagitan ng this time hoagie was up in his room but megan was in the locked in that room with hoagie "soo what'cha wanna do?" hoagie raised one eye brow and did that little purr thing. megan ran to the bathroom, barfed and was holding her stomach running out of the room but... back to the story line wally was listening to his...

Kuki was the first to dart out the doors after Kiki screamed.
"What happened?" She asked.
"Who do you punks think you are?" Kiki yelled. Three boys who looked about Kacey's age, were throwing rocks at a ferret.
Everyone else piled outside.
"This dumb ferret was making a weird noise and we're fixing it." The tallest boy said.
"Ferrets are supposed to make that noise, Smart One!" Kiki yelled. Kacey got wide-eyed.
"What are you guys doing?" She asked.
"Oh, hi Kacey." The tall boy said.
"You know these buttmunches?" Kiki asked.
"Yup. Brandon, Thomas, and Kendall." Kacey said. (These guys are not...

"OW!"
Wally grabbed his side and whimpered. Whatever this pain was, it did NOT feel good. He went downstairs, only to see his cousin and her best friend (best GIRL actually. Her best friend is a guy) fight.
"I KEEP TELLING YOU! Aso DO NOT TALK!" Kacey yelled.
"And how do you know? Have you ever HEARD one?" Kiki asked. Kacey facepalmed, and she plopped on the couch. She decided to text Raleigh, her 4th best friend.
"Guys?" Wally asked. "My side really hurts."
"Then go to the bathroom!" Kiki yelled. Wally snarled.
"My OTHER side." He said.
"Hm?" Kacey asked. She poked her head up. "How bad?"
"VERY....

Now, before we go on with our story, there is a different story that needs to be told. On Megans Birth day, do you remember when Wally read Numbuh 1000's diary? That araw he found out several things. Things he never told ANYONE, because Megan was one of his cousins best-freinds. Plus, she would hurt him if he spilled anything. Now, he kept those secrets for several months. That was a record for him. Besides him and Kuki...you know. But, *sigh* , secrets are hard to keep when you have the attention span of a gold-fish.

"GET ME OUTA HERE!!!!!!!" numbuh 5 screamed at the tuktok of her lungs.
"We're...

"I wanna play 'Rainbow Monkeys'!" Mushi whined.
"I wanna go to the park!" Tommy cried.
"I want a balloon!" Val barked.
"Ah Bah Bah Bah Bah!" Joey babbled.
Kiki panicked a little. She never had been bombarded with complaints like that.
She fiddled with her fingers.
"Ok, guys. One at a time! Hmm....Mushi, Kuki won't let me touch her Monkeys without permission..."
Mushi threw herself on the floor and threw a tantrum. Val rolled her eyes; she could be a bit of a baby, but not THAT much of one.
"Tommy, It's too dark to go to the park..."
He crossed his arms and pouted.
"Val, Like I said, it's too dark to...

There was a ton of work to be done before ANYONE could play outside. The Smiths had a wonderful backyard. Kacey couldn't wait to play tackle football with ibon ng dyey and Wally. It would be pandemonium for the boys, and fun for Kacey. But since there's a ton of wind, EVERYONE had to do shovel work.
"It's not our fricken house. Why should we do work?" Wally complained.
"Because!" ibon ng dyey shouted. "My Mom sinabi because you broke my RC Car you have to do work." Wally looked at him weird.
"You're an idiot." Wally said. "You still have to do work too." ibon ng dyey stuck out his tongue and worked. Kacey was done in...

Halloween night. The best night. Or the worst, if you are in sectors V and Q. Luck does not run deep on All Hallows Eve for the KND.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Swishy, swishy, swishy, swishy!" Megan tittered, flouncing her skirt.
"Will you stop that?!?!" Kacey screached while putting the finishing touches on her Jawa outfit.
"Fine." Megan sighed, tying her red hood on tight.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    They all gathered outside...

"Yes! It's mine! It's all mine!" Marco exclaimed. He danced around happily. Mariah sighed.
"Sir, they're just kids." Mariah said.
"That's exactly why I extracted the Quantonium!" Marco yelped. "How can we allow a bunch of kids running around the world with Quantonium in their grasp? Exactly!"
Mariah sighed again. The kids looked tired. They just had one of the most powerful substances extracted from their bodies. She opened the chamber.
"You're free to go." Mariah said. "I hope you had a wonderful visit." Kacey was ready to give Mariah the finger. Kiki put her hand down. They left the ship's...

"You're kidding." Kacey sounded shocked.
Kiki shook her head. "I'm not kidding."
Kuki raised her hand.
"Don't you have to have a teaching degree to be a substitute?"
"Yeah, but from what I heard, the principal just grabbed him of the kalye because his last name sounded scary enough to force us to behave."
Everyone gave her a strange look.
"Yeah, I don't get it either. ANYWAYS! Back to the story":



"We all froze....except Madison. She fainted. While You-know-who called the nurse, we all huddled.
Laura whispered, 'We must of done something REALLY bad, there's no way HE'D be here as a sub.' We all winced...

"Uh... Um...." Wally stammered. "....My Yipper Cards?" Wally sinabi nervously. Kacey looked at him weird. Wally could always replace his Yipper Cards. The bahaghari Monkey he could not.
"Dude, I have thousands of Yipper Cards at home. Just forget about it." Kacey said. Wally smiled. Megan sat down and she and Kiki began talking. Kuki decided to go play some Carnival Games.
"Hey, Wally, I'm gonna go play a couple of Carnival Games and see how many bahaghari Monkeys I can win! Wanna come?" Kuki asked generously. Wally just shook his head. He was still depressed. Kuki just skipped off. Then, she accidentally...

About an hour-and-a-half later, Sector V and Numbuh 8 came back. A couple operatives(specifically Wally and Kiki) winced every step of the way into the treehouse. When the elevator doors opened, just about everyone's jaws dropped. Blueprints for future operations were scattered everywhere (some of them ripped), weapons were thrown everywhere (some broken), and some of Numbuh 3's bahaghari Monkeys were damaged. Kuki let out a shrill shriek of terror when she found one of her monkeys had a big hole in the belly. Everyone was seething, "NUMBUH 244 AND NUMBUH 245!!!! GET DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!!".
Both...

Back at the Sector V treehouse, Hoagie and Wally were playing a videogame (typical), Kuki was playing with her bahaghari Monkeys (EXTREMELY typical), Abby was reading, and Kiki was trying to sleep her sugar hangover off...but it was pretty hard since...well, it WAS Sector V after all. The elevator kampanilya dinged. "KACEY'S HOME!!!", Kuki shrieked, "What'd you bring me? What'd you bring me?!" Kiki covered her ears, "Not so loud!" she whined.
"Um....a surprise...." she answered, nervously.
Kuki jumped up and down, "Oooooh! What is it? A pony? A kitten? A ferret?". Kiki shot up. "Numbuh 7 brought a...

Wally woke up. He looked around. His room, the biggest of them all, was empty except for a pillow, a blanket and himself. He managed to get up and walk into the Living Room. Everyone else was dressed and ready. The doorbell rang. It was Numbuh 8. She smiled. Then frowned at Wally. Kuki was wearing something strange. A Clowin' Around bahaghari Monkey T-Shirt. A Clown Baseball takip and had her Clowin' Around bahaghari Monkey in hand.
"Why are you all dressed? It's Saturday. No mission day." Wally said. His cousin Kacey wasn't amused.
"Wally, the carnival's in town. We're going. Today. On Saturday....