The Bible-- Deleted Scenes

Bide sa pamamagitan ng the Wiccan laws ye must
in perfect pag-ibig and perfect trust.

Live and let live-
fairly take and fairly give.

Cast the bilog thrice about
to keep all evil spirits out.

To bind the spell every time,
let the spell be spake in rhyme.

Soft of eye and light of touch-
speak little, listen much.

Deosil go sa pamamagitan ng the waxing Moon-
sing and dance the Wiccan rune.

Winddershins go when the Moon doth Wane,
and the Werewolf howls sa pamamagitan ng the dread Wolfsbane.

When the Lady's Moon is new,
kiss the hand to her times two.

When the Moon rides at her peak,
then your heart's desire seek.

Heed the Northwind's mighty...

I get a lot of varied responses when it comes to my religion. So, out of frustration, I made a "list" of things I'd rather people didn't do, and things people did do. Originally, it was aimed for Heathenism, but a lot of my points fit for multiple religions, so I thought I'd post it here.

(Note: Some of it is still a little Pagan/Heathen centric, though. Sorry :/)
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Things I'd Rather You Didn't Do:
1 Don't assume
~A. Don't assume I don't know about other religions. Just because I don't follow that path, doesn't mean...

THE keeper of the crypt, a guard of his living tomb;
FROM one corner to the other, alone, in his unholy room...
INSIDE a Pharohs' grave, a scaarob, the mummies sacramental bettle;
TO ride upon a camels back to reach Heaven, through the Eye of the Needle...
NOW to live in the Kingdom of GOD, is our lifes hope;
A skeptic of religion, the scolar dancing high above on a fragile tightrope...
HE gazzes upon Heaven, although his road leads straight through Hell;
THE black cat crosses his path, the clock in the tower rings its thirteenth bell...
ONES life it would seem, is filled with conjure, magical...

A MAN of many possessions, seeking Heaven over Hell;
CHOOSES to give away thy riches, apoy and brimstone, an ungodly smell...
FORE is it not better to give than to receive;
ON thy way to righteousness, only Satan shall deceive...
WITH every measure thy giveth, in Heaven thy measure received;
WHEREAS to enter Gods Kingdom hardly shall thy have riches, thy soul beit burned..
NOW thy has not any riches, gold, silver nor any heards;
SEEING now thy owns nothing more, holding fast to GODs word...
THOU knowest thy commandments, the law from GOD;
DO not commit adultery, kill, steal, nor bare false...