This story isn't finished yet but I'm hoping it'll be done soon.
Mekashi: The Other Side
The story of how Mekashi became Mekashi. The events that create her, the events that unleash her, the events that drive a girl into becoming a psychotic monster who we know as Mekashi.
The sun had risen out of its slumber, inflicting the world with its powerful light. It was a Wednesday morning, the middle of the week and the middle of the school year. Inside a house, inside a room, a bedroom to be exact, a girl slept soundly in her kama until an alarm played some sort of a Metal song. Two segundos after, she took her iPod which played the alarm and she shut it off. Sitting up and stretching, she yawned softly as she looked out the window, feeling excited.
“Another araw at school, yay I get to see my baby!” She stood up from the warm kama and started to strip out of her pjs. Starting with her shorts, she pulled them down and threw them onto the bed, she also threw off her tank that also ended up on the bed. She went to her closet and searched through her clothes to find what to wear. She spotted her paborito sando which was a sando with the image of a zombie and bats on it, saying ‘The Black Dahlia Murder’. She grabbed that then she grabbed a pair of black, skinny jeans. She also grabbed a black sports bra as well. The bra was put on first followed sa pamamagitan ng the shirt. She slid on her jeans and zipped them up, then taking a pair of black socks, she put them on along with a pair of skater shoes.
“Ready for the day!” She exclaimed as she walked straight into the kitchen, pulling out two oreos and a can of Coca-Cola. She lifted the tab on tuktok of the can then snapped it open and took a long sip before placing the Oreos in her mouth. She grabbed her backpack and headed out the door, shutting and locking it behind her. She headed toward the bus stop where a dirty-blond haired boy stood.
“Skyler!” She called out to him. He turned to her and a smile formed on his face.
“Hai babyyyy! What’s up?” He sinabi sweetly, glancing over at his beautiful girlfriend. She stood silent for a minute, thinking of what to say. She didn’t really do anything, she just relaxed at tahanan and hung out on her laptop.
“Eh not much, you?” She asked back, Skyler walked over to her and pulled her in for an embrace, she blushed as she looked into his blue eyes.
“Just thinking about my baby.” He pressed his lips against hers as she wrapped her arms around his neck, halik him back deeply. A horn honked at them, telling them that the bus was on its way. They broke the halik and got onto the bus, of course finding an empty upuan and sitting together. Later as they got to school, they got off the bus, and went to the cafeteria before first period had begun. They were talking to their mga kaibigan and laughing, until the kampanilya had rung to go to lockers. Skyler had held her hand, on their way to her locker.
“Shouldn’t you go to your locker baby?” She looked at him as her brown eyes had sparkled. He looked at her and blushed deep red.
“I can go after I bring you to class” He smiled. Karen loved how sweet he was so she pecked his soft cheek and he did the same to her. From then on, the rest of the araw went sa pamamagitan ng quite fast. Getting ready to leave school, she walked to the bus after visiting her locker. Skyler walked along side her which made her feel ligtas and that was a good thing. Once they got their seat, the bus drove off. Karen looked out the window with Skyler's arm wrapped around her, a voice soon entered her head.
"There's gonna be a bloodbath......" Karen ignored the voice, thinking her mind was playing jokes on her.
"A bloodbath will happen soon......I will be in control and I'll destroy those who have harmed me.....maybe some more...think of it, bathing in blood will be a pleasurable experience" Karen worried more, wondering why these thoughts were in her head.
"Intestines hanging on the ceiling fan, skin patched up on the wall, the screams of those who hurt you echoing inside the basement...." That image popped up in her head which caused her to jump then shake her head.
"Are you okay baby?" Skyler asked, concerned for the being of his one true love.
"Yeah, something just came in my head. No big deal" she replied as she glanced back out the window. A half-hour later, the bus had arrived. Skyler and Karen both got out, walking toward their homes.
“Baby, wanna hang after school tomorrow?” Skyler asked the brunette. She gazed at him and she sighed softly.
“Sure babe, I got stuff to do today anyway”
“Yeah same here, so I’ll talk to you tomorrow k?” He had asked.
“Yeah, talk to you tomorrow” Karen smiled as she kissed his lips then went into her home. She dropped off her bag on the sopa then went into the kusina to make herself dinner. She took a piece of tinapay and placed it on the counter, she then pulled out a container of Limburger cheese which she had also placed it on the counter. She grabbed a kutsilyo from the cabinet, right before she took a dab of the cheese, an image popped in her mind of the kutsilyo covered with blood along with blood stains on the walls and floor of the kitchen. Her pupils grew smaller, becoming madami evil and twisted looking. Her skin became a bit pale as she grinned psychotically but right then she shook her head, going back to her original state.
“What the fuck just happened?” She questioned herself.
“That was seriously weird......” She finished creating her sanwits then went off into the living room to watch some good old tv. She was watching her paborito show, a ipakita which was about a bluejay and raccoon. Later that evening, she fell asleep on the sopa as a sort of ringing sound played which had woke her up. She looked over and saw that Skyler was calling her on Facetime.
Chapter 2
A few days had past ever since the strange events were occurring, Karen was really worried of her thoughts, wondering why she was getting them. It was a Monday which everyone obviously despised, but Karen loved Mondays, mostly because of Art club which gave her madami time to spend with her boyfriend. It all ended that araw and Skyler and Karen were at home, she told Skyler of the weird things that were going around with her and he seemed a little worried.
Mekashi: The Other Side
The story of how Mekashi became Mekashi. The events that create her, the events that unleash her, the events that drive a girl into becoming a psychotic monster who we know as Mekashi.
The sun had risen out of its slumber, inflicting the world with its powerful light. It was a Wednesday morning, the middle of the week and the middle of the school year. Inside a house, inside a room, a bedroom to be exact, a girl slept soundly in her kama until an alarm played some sort of a Metal song. Two segundos after, she took her iPod which played the alarm and she shut it off. Sitting up and stretching, she yawned softly as she looked out the window, feeling excited.
“Another araw at school, yay I get to see my baby!” She stood up from the warm kama and started to strip out of her pjs. Starting with her shorts, she pulled them down and threw them onto the bed, she also threw off her tank that also ended up on the bed. She went to her closet and searched through her clothes to find what to wear. She spotted her paborito sando which was a sando with the image of a zombie and bats on it, saying ‘The Black Dahlia Murder’. She grabbed that then she grabbed a pair of black, skinny jeans. She also grabbed a black sports bra as well. The bra was put on first followed sa pamamagitan ng the shirt. She slid on her jeans and zipped them up, then taking a pair of black socks, she put them on along with a pair of skater shoes.
“Ready for the day!” She exclaimed as she walked straight into the kitchen, pulling out two oreos and a can of Coca-Cola. She lifted the tab on tuktok of the can then snapped it open and took a long sip before placing the Oreos in her mouth. She grabbed her backpack and headed out the door, shutting and locking it behind her. She headed toward the bus stop where a dirty-blond haired boy stood.
“Skyler!” She called out to him. He turned to her and a smile formed on his face.
“Hai babyyyy! What’s up?” He sinabi sweetly, glancing over at his beautiful girlfriend. She stood silent for a minute, thinking of what to say. She didn’t really do anything, she just relaxed at tahanan and hung out on her laptop.
“Eh not much, you?” She asked back, Skyler walked over to her and pulled her in for an embrace, she blushed as she looked into his blue eyes.
“Just thinking about my baby.” He pressed his lips against hers as she wrapped her arms around his neck, halik him back deeply. A horn honked at them, telling them that the bus was on its way. They broke the halik and got onto the bus, of course finding an empty upuan and sitting together. Later as they got to school, they got off the bus, and went to the cafeteria before first period had begun. They were talking to their mga kaibigan and laughing, until the kampanilya had rung to go to lockers. Skyler had held her hand, on their way to her locker.
“Shouldn’t you go to your locker baby?” She looked at him as her brown eyes had sparkled. He looked at her and blushed deep red.
“I can go after I bring you to class” He smiled. Karen loved how sweet he was so she pecked his soft cheek and he did the same to her. From then on, the rest of the araw went sa pamamagitan ng quite fast. Getting ready to leave school, she walked to the bus after visiting her locker. Skyler walked along side her which made her feel ligtas and that was a good thing. Once they got their seat, the bus drove off. Karen looked out the window with Skyler's arm wrapped around her, a voice soon entered her head.
"There's gonna be a bloodbath......" Karen ignored the voice, thinking her mind was playing jokes on her.
"A bloodbath will happen soon......I will be in control and I'll destroy those who have harmed me.....maybe some more...think of it, bathing in blood will be a pleasurable experience" Karen worried more, wondering why these thoughts were in her head.
"Intestines hanging on the ceiling fan, skin patched up on the wall, the screams of those who hurt you echoing inside the basement...." That image popped up in her head which caused her to jump then shake her head.
"Are you okay baby?" Skyler asked, concerned for the being of his one true love.
"Yeah, something just came in my head. No big deal" she replied as she glanced back out the window. A half-hour later, the bus had arrived. Skyler and Karen both got out, walking toward their homes.
“Baby, wanna hang after school tomorrow?” Skyler asked the brunette. She gazed at him and she sighed softly.
“Sure babe, I got stuff to do today anyway”
“Yeah same here, so I’ll talk to you tomorrow k?” He had asked.
“Yeah, talk to you tomorrow” Karen smiled as she kissed his lips then went into her home. She dropped off her bag on the sopa then went into the kusina to make herself dinner. She took a piece of tinapay and placed it on the counter, she then pulled out a container of Limburger cheese which she had also placed it on the counter. She grabbed a kutsilyo from the cabinet, right before she took a dab of the cheese, an image popped in her mind of the kutsilyo covered with blood along with blood stains on the walls and floor of the kitchen. Her pupils grew smaller, becoming madami evil and twisted looking. Her skin became a bit pale as she grinned psychotically but right then she shook her head, going back to her original state.
“What the fuck just happened?” She questioned herself.
“That was seriously weird......” She finished creating her sanwits then went off into the living room to watch some good old tv. She was watching her paborito show, a ipakita which was about a bluejay and raccoon. Later that evening, she fell asleep on the sopa as a sort of ringing sound played which had woke her up. She looked over and saw that Skyler was calling her on Facetime.
Chapter 2
A few days had past ever since the strange events were occurring, Karen was really worried of her thoughts, wondering why she was getting them. It was a Monday which everyone obviously despised, but Karen loved Mondays, mostly because of Art club which gave her madami time to spend with her boyfriend. It all ended that araw and Skyler and Karen were at home, she told Skyler of the weird things that were going around with her and he seemed a little worried.
Guard: you have a visitor Lecter
Lecter: ...
Guard: you talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*
Lecter: hello Henry
Henry: hello Mr. Lecter
Lecter: so... what is your business here?
Henry: well... you are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...
Lecter: they broke the treaty?
Henry: exactly
Lecter: well then... may you open the door for me?
Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter
*opens door*
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Lecter: ...
Guard: you talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*
Lecter: hello Henry
Henry: hello Mr. Lecter
Lecter: so... what is your business here?
Henry: well... you are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...
Lecter: they broke the treaty?
Henry: exactly
Lecter: well then... may you open the door for me?
Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter
*opens door*
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
*meanwhile*
Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-
Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...
Henry: yes master... what is it?
Kagekao: gather the team...
Henry: yes sir!
*back to the story!*
Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?
Slender: I sent him to my brother
*TV ipakita swoosh*
Splender: Toby, would you like some madami tea?
Toby: yes!
Splender: Mr. Fluff, would you like some madami tea?
Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!
Audience: *laughing*
* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-
Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...
Henry: yes master... what is it?
Kagekao: gather the team...
Henry: yes sir!
*back to the story!*
Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?
Slender: I sent him to my brother
*TV ipakita swoosh*
Splender: Toby, would you like some madami tea?
Toby: yes!
Splender: Mr. Fluff, would you like some madami tea?
Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!
Audience: *laughing*
* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
Zalgo: hmmmm...
Observer: hmmmm...
SL: hmmmm...
Lisa: hmmmm...
Targeter: hmmmm...
Pyris: hmmm...
BVRV: pika...
Zalgo: I got it!
All: what is it?
Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...
Observer: and?
Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...
Targeter: and?
Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!
Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?
Zalgo: ._.
All: ._.
Zalgo: fuc*
Observer: hmmmm...
SL: hmmmm...
Lisa: hmmmm...
Targeter: hmmmm...
Pyris: hmmm...
BVRV: pika...
Zalgo: I got it!
All: what is it?
Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...
Observer: and?
Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...
Targeter: and?
Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!
Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?
Zalgo: ._.
All: ._.
Zalgo: fuc*
Slender: Observer, you are in charge
Observer: yes sir...
Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*
*Ding Dong*
Masky: yes? *opens door*
???: contract for you sir
Masky: thanks seedy
SE: you are welcome masky
Masky: Who is your friend?
SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP
Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...
Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*
Lucius: I win
Observer: yes sir...
Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*
*Ding Dong*
Masky: yes? *opens door*
???: contract for you sir
Masky: thanks seedy
SE: you are welcome masky
Masky: Who is your friend?
SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP
Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...
Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*
Lucius: I win
???: Shadow Lurker... what the hell took you so long?
SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!
Zalgo: like?
SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...
Zalgo: and?
SL: thats all...
Zalgo: ._.
SL: sir?
Zalgo: ...
SL: ummmmmm...
Zalgo: THATS ALL
SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30
Zalgo: WHY YOU - wait, did you say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?
SL: yeah?
Zalgo: take care of the sa ilalim ng daigdig for me!
*going through portal*
SL: wait what? don't you have to take care o-
Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!
*portal closes*
SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!
Zalgo: like?
SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...
Zalgo: and?
SL: thats all...
Zalgo: ._.
SL: sir?
Zalgo: ...
SL: ummmmmm...
Zalgo: THATS ALL
SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30
Zalgo: WHY YOU - wait, did you say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?
SL: yeah?
Zalgo: take care of the sa ilalim ng daigdig for me!
*going through portal*
SL: wait what? don't you have to take care o-
Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!
*portal closes*
SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
Porter: uy guys *hanging from foot on tree*
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, uy HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well you were to busy chasing sonic you didn't listen to me when I sinabi I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: you don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell you later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, uy HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well you were to busy chasing sonic you didn't listen to me when I sinabi I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: you don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell you later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...
cRYPT: Boots! Trevor! Caller!
Trevor: yes?
Caller: yes?
Boots: ... (yes?)
cRYPT: I have a task for you...
Trevor and Caller: what is it?
Boots: ... (like you can't do it)
cRYPT: I want you to take down the other Proxys
Trevor: but Zalgo says-
cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?
Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)
Caller: we are on it sir!
All: *all leave*
cRYPT: Jane!
Jane: yes?
cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...
Jane: bu-
cRYPT: g0?
Jane: yes sir! *teleports*
cRYPT: *sigh*
Trevor: yes?
Caller: yes?
Boots: ... (yes?)
cRYPT: I have a task for you...
Trevor and Caller: what is it?
Boots: ... (like you can't do it)
cRYPT: I want you to take down the other Proxys
Trevor: but Zalgo says-
cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?
Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)
Caller: we are on it sir!
All: *all leave*
cRYPT: Jane!
Jane: yes?
cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...
Jane: bu-
cRYPT: g0?
Jane: yes sir! *teleports*
cRYPT: *sigh*
Slender: LUCIUS! JEFFRY!
Both: *run in* yes?
Slender: we ran out of milk
Both: ._.
*intermission*
Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the gatas and you a toy
Jeff: yay!
Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus
Jeff: aww
*crash*
Lucius: huh? who's there?!
Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the right*
*flop*
Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill you Zalgo demons!
Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy
Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the left*
*flop*
Johnny: dam*it!
Both: *run in* yes?
Slender: we ran out of milk
Both: ._.
*intermission*
Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the gatas and you a toy
Jeff: yay!
Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus
Jeff: aww
*crash*
Lucius: huh? who's there?!
Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the right*
*flop*
Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill you Zalgo demons!
Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy
Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*
Lucius: *steps to the left*
*flop*
Johnny: dam*it!
Slender: uy can you tell me the plan again?
Lucius: aren't you the one that created it?
Slender: so is that a yes?
Lucius: why do you want a run through anyway?
Slender: I forgot?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?
Lucius: ...
Slender: I have amnesia?
Bro: he doesn't *walks away*
Lucius: you are fooling no one Targeter
???: no
Lucius: what?
Dolan: is actually Dolan
Lucius: da faq?
Dolan: bit*h pls
Lucius: aren't you the one that created it?
Slender: so is that a yes?
Lucius: why do you want a run through anyway?
Slender: I forgot?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?
Lucius: ...
Slender: I have amnesia?
Bro: he doesn't *walks away*
Lucius: you are fooling no one Targeter
???: no
Lucius: what?
Dolan: is actually Dolan
Lucius: da faq?
Dolan: bit*h pls
*ding dong*
EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*
*opens door*
EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?
Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-
EJ: no *slams door*
Slender: what was that about?
EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him
Slender: wow
EJ: yep
Lucius: that idiot
EJ: well... I'll go get jack
Lucius: and don't come back!
All: ...
Me: sorry, my creative Pagsulat kinda ran out today...
Lucius: you better be!
Jeff: I thought it was funny...
Lucius: oh hey! I forgot you were here...
EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*
*opens door*
EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?
Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-
EJ: no *slams door*
Slender: what was that about?
EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him
Slender: wow
EJ: yep
Lucius: that idiot
EJ: well... I'll go get jack
Lucius: and don't come back!
All: ...
Me: sorry, my creative Pagsulat kinda ran out today...
Lucius: you better be!
Jeff: I thought it was funny...
Lucius: oh hey! I forgot you were here...
Lucius: so... you live here alone with the other Jack?
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided sa pamamagitan ng SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a puso attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: you know he is passed out and he can't hear you right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided sa pamamagitan ng SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a puso attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: you know he is passed out and he can't hear you right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
Zalgo: so... what happened?
Observer: He went kamikaze on my as*
SL: like a true wimp
Observer: says the guy that hides in the shadows for a living
SL: oh shut-up!
All: ...
Observer: so... whats up with the whole "when the world ends he lets out sigh" thing?
SL: I bet
Zalgo: its just a thing I created to scare slender
Observer: oh
Zalgo: honestly, if the world ended I would be dancing
SL: uy it's your turn!
Lucius: i'm sorry, but i'm still trying to figure out how I got here
Slender: ZALGO!
Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?
Slender: What the hell Zalgo!
Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!
Slender: no you did not!
Zalgo: ok you caught me, I wanted him for my army...
Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-
Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell You after he got the info
Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!
Zalgo: WHAT?
Slender: you back-stab and spy all the time!
Zalgo: do you realize what you are saying?
Slender: yes
Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?
Slender: not likely
*both teleport*
Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... you know what to do
Observer: finally...
Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?
Slender: What the hell Zalgo!
Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!
Slender: no you did not!
Zalgo: ok you caught me, I wanted him for my army...
Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-
Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell You after he got the info
Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!
Zalgo: WHAT?
Slender: you back-stab and spy all the time!
Zalgo: do you realize what you are saying?
Slender: yes
Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?
Slender: not likely
*both teleport*
Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... you know what to do
Observer: finally...
Lucius: A proxy? no thanks guys... I kept my mouth closed and like I said, I kill for the true law and i'm not a psycho like you Mr. hockey mask, and killer clown guy... I respect you... you couldn't help yourself. but now you are a sadistic freak with no frien-
Masky: Jeff, just put him to sleep with the shovel
*Bong*
???: wake up my child.
Lucius: what the hell happened to your face?
Slender: well he's a charmer...
Masky: sorry boss, he is just like that.
Slender: do you know why you are here?
Lucius: yep and im 47 years old...
Slender: oh... are you ready for proxy training?
Lucius: do i have a choice?
Slender: no.
Lucius: OK but one question... who was phone?
Slender and masky: ...
Masky: Jeff, just put him to sleep with the shovel
*Bong*
???: wake up my child.
Lucius: what the hell happened to your face?
Slender: well he's a charmer...
Masky: sorry boss, he is just like that.
Slender: do you know why you are here?
Lucius: yep and im 47 years old...
Slender: oh... are you ready for proxy training?
Lucius: do i have a choice?
Slender: no.
Lucius: OK but one question... who was phone?
Slender and masky: ...
Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley!
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his mga kaibigan are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather madami members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go sa pamamagitan ng myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: you two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his mga kaibigan are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather madami members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go sa pamamagitan ng myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: you two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?