Zalgo: finally, my araw off...
SL: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: WHAT?
SL: the grunts are having a fight again
Zalgo: then go take care of it
SL: how can I when you only addressed only half of them of my rank!
Zalgo: its my araw off
SL: its your kingdom!
Zalgo: its still my araw off!
SL: ._.
Zalgo: ._.
SL :c
Zalgo: :c
SL: :P
Zalgo: :P
SL: :l
Zalgo: :l
SL: :[
Zalgo: :[
SL: :B
Zalgo: :B
SL: thats it, im going to play on my DiPod
Zalgo: finally...
Grunt: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: shi*
SL: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: WHAT?
SL: the grunts are having a fight again
Zalgo: then go take care of it
SL: how can I when you only addressed only half of them of my rank!
Zalgo: its my araw off
SL: its your kingdom!
Zalgo: its still my araw off!
SL: ._.
Zalgo: ._.
SL :c
Zalgo: :c
SL: :P
Zalgo: :P
SL: :l
Zalgo: :l
SL: :[
Zalgo: :[
SL: :B
Zalgo: :B
SL: thats it, im going to play on my DiPod
Zalgo: finally...
Grunt: SIRRRRRR!
Zalgo: shi*
Slender: uy can you tell me the plan again?
Lucius: aren't you the one that created it?
Slender: so is that a yes?
Lucius: why do you want a run through anyway?
Slender: I forgot?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?
Lucius: ...
Slender: I have amnesia?
Bro: he doesn't *walks away*
Lucius: you are fooling no one Targeter
???: no
Lucius: what?
Dolan: is actually Dolan
Lucius: da faq?
Dolan: bit*h pls
Lucius: aren't you the one that created it?
Slender: so is that a yes?
Lucius: why do you want a run through anyway?
Slender: I forgot?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?
Lucius: ...
Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?
Lucius: ...
Slender: I have amnesia?
Bro: he doesn't *walks away*
Lucius: you are fooling no one Targeter
???: no
Lucius: what?
Dolan: is actually Dolan
Lucius: da faq?
Dolan: bit*h pls
*ding dong*
EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*
*opens door*
EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?
Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-
EJ: no *slams door*
Slender: what was that about?
EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him
Slender: wow
EJ: yep
Lucius: that idiot
EJ: well... I'll go get jack
Lucius: and don't come back!
All: ...
Me: sorry, my creative Pagsulat kinda ran out today...
Lucius: you better be!
Jeff: I thought it was funny...
Lucius: oh hey! I forgot you were here...
EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*
*opens door*
EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?
Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-
EJ: no *slams door*
Slender: what was that about?
EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him
Slender: wow
EJ: yep
Lucius: that idiot
EJ: well... I'll go get jack
Lucius: and don't come back!
All: ...
Me: sorry, my creative Pagsulat kinda ran out today...
Lucius: you better be!
Jeff: I thought it was funny...
Lucius: oh hey! I forgot you were here...
Lucius: so... you live here alone with the other Jack?
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided sa pamamagitan ng SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a puso attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: you know he is passed out and he can't hear you right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided sa pamamagitan ng SCP corp.
Lucius: cool
EJ: hey, where is masky?
Slender: he had a puso attack
EJ: well... where is he?
Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk
*meanwhile*
49: I will cure you
ToTheArk: you know he is passed out and he can't hear you right?
49: oh... pass me the the medkit
173: ...
49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!
173: ...
49: its like i'm talking to a statue...
Zalgo: so... what happened?
Observer: He went kamikaze on my as*
SL: like a true wimp
Observer: says the guy that hides in the shadows for a living
SL: oh shut-up!
All: ...
Observer: so... whats up with the whole "when the world ends he lets out sigh" thing?
SL: I bet
Zalgo: its just a thing I created to scare slender
Observer: oh
Zalgo: honestly, if the world ended I would be dancing
SL: uy it's your turn!
Lucius: i'm sorry, but i'm still trying to figure out how I got here
Slender: ZALGO!
Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?
Slender: What the hell Zalgo!
Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!
Slender: no you did not!
Zalgo: ok you caught me, I wanted him for my army...
Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-
Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell You after he got the info
Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!
Zalgo: WHAT?
Slender: you back-stab and spy all the time!
Zalgo: do you realize what you are saying?
Slender: yes
Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?
Slender: not likely
*both teleport*
Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... you know what to do
Observer: finally...
Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?
Slender: What the hell Zalgo!
Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!
Slender: no you did not!
Zalgo: ok you caught me, I wanted him for my army...
Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-
Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell You after he got the info
Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!
Zalgo: WHAT?
Slender: you back-stab and spy all the time!
Zalgo: do you realize what you are saying?
Slender: yes
Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?
Slender: not likely
*both teleport*
Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... you know what to do
Observer: finally...
Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley!
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his mga kaibigan are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather madami members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go sa pamamagitan ng myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: you two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his mga kaibigan are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather madami members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go sa pamamagitan ng myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: you two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
I am Kozmotis, bringer of news, ones that have been long awaited for this fandom.
I ilathala this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please madala with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch you if they think you know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
I ilathala this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please madala with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch you if they think you know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
*Screaming*
Jean: tonight we feast on the innocent my lobo friends! *howls*
Wolfs: *howls*
Henry: I thought you would be dead sa pamamagitan ng now
Jean: I don't age since I'm not a puny human like you...
Henry: I think I would know since of your... large meal
Jean: what do you want?
Henry: we would like your brute strength to sumali us again
Jean: why should I?! what makes you think I would sumali again?!
Henry: they broke the treaty
Jean: what? let us feed on the souls of demons!
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Jean: tonight we feast on the innocent my lobo friends! *howls*
Wolfs: *howls*
Henry: I thought you would be dead sa pamamagitan ng now
Jean: I don't age since I'm not a puny human like you...
Henry: I think I would know since of your... large meal
Jean: what do you want?
Henry: we would like your brute strength to sumali us again
Jean: why should I?! what makes you think I would sumali again?!
Henry: they broke the treaty
Jean: what? let us feed on the souls of demons!
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Subject files: Targeter
Real name: Unknown
Nicknames: Targy
Appearance: can be anything but prefers black hair, green eyes, and a strong build.
Clothes: can be anything but prefers sunglasses, a black sando , jeans, and a black Kevlar vest
Weapons: Sniper rifle, SPAS 12 shotgun, sleep darts, grenades, ballistic knife, 2 scorpions [guns], and a necromancy book
Powers: necromancy, able to turn invisible, and is able to change his appearance
Weaknesses: none
Friends: Observer, Rake, B.O.B, and BRVR
Rivals: Seed eater, Shadow lurker, and Pyris
Enemys: SCP, and anyone that helps Slender
Personality: anything that describes evil
paborito song: livin' thing, Electric Light Orchestra
Real name: Unknown
Nicknames: Targy
Appearance: can be anything but prefers black hair, green eyes, and a strong build.
Clothes: can be anything but prefers sunglasses, a black sando , jeans, and a black Kevlar vest
Weapons: Sniper rifle, SPAS 12 shotgun, sleep darts, grenades, ballistic knife, 2 scorpions [guns], and a necromancy book
Powers: necromancy, able to turn invisible, and is able to change his appearance
Weaknesses: none
Friends: Observer, Rake, B.O.B, and BRVR
Rivals: Seed eater, Shadow lurker, and Pyris
Enemys: SCP, and anyone that helps Slender
Personality: anything that describes evil
paborito song: livin' thing, Electric Light Orchestra
