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Critical Analysis of Twilight Tanong

Strange and walang tiyak na layunin tanong that you think while pagbaba Twilight?

Do you have any weird tanong that you start pondering about when you read Twilight?

I've been thinking about the following walang tiyak na layunin questions:

-When you're turned into a vampire and haven't recently been to the toilet, does the urine and poo just get stuck into you for the rest of eternity? If the Bampira never go to the toilet, where does it go??

-If Jake fell in pag-ibig with Bella because he somehow sensed Renesmee inside of her, shouldn't he have been attracted to Edward and not Bella, since it's the guys who determine the sex of the baby instead of the ladies? Or would've he imprinted on Renesmee even if she had turned out to be a he?

-How come the Cullens don't indulge themselves on some Blood Bank blood every once in a while if it's so easily accessible for Carlisle?

-If any of the Bampira would've been turned into Bampira when they were like 70-80 years old instead of in their twenties, would they still have been beautiful? Would their skin have smoothened out and become younger-looking or something?

-If the mga asong lobo tie their jeans to their leg when they transform, what does Leah do? She needs to have at least two pieces of clothing or else she's going to walk around topless.

-Can Leah imprint as well? If she doesn't have periods and therefore can't get knocked up, isn't it kind of pointless for her to imprint (since its purpose is to find a mating partner). Or can she imprint, and be expected to get mga sanggol after she learns to not transform any longer? But if that's so, then what if she learns to not transform when her "mate" is already really old and impotent and nearly infertile?

-How does Edward give Bella privacy when she's in the toilet? If he's in the susunod room he's bound to hear everything unless he sings out loud or listens to loud music or something

I think I could go on forever about these questions... share yours, if you dare! :D




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here's more: is the Bampira and mga asong lobo smell really bad to each other, what's the point of them killing each other with their TEETH? especially in the mga asong lobo case, as it's the only way they can rip the vamps to pieces.
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Critical Analysis of Twilight Sagot

Darkshine said:
-How come the Cullens got so rich if only one of them works, and they have to pay for school, electricity, clothing and other luxuries they have in their house?

-How come Jacob imprinted on a half-vampire, an enemy of the wolves?

-How come female half-vampires don't have venom, while the male half-vampire has? *sexist alert*

-How come Edward's semen (venom) didn't turn Bella into a vampire?

-How come Edward's saliva (venom) didn't turn Bella into a vampire (while they kissed)?

-How come Bella has two "vampire gifts" when all Bampira have one or none?
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-How come Bella has the unique power to block out vampire powers, and out of billions of people in the world, Edward meets HER?
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Money: As well as Carlisle being a doctor, they have a company, and Alice uses her gift to bet on stocks. Or maybe they do that through the company? Not sure, but they get lots of money from that :)
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smileypop9 said:
-Doesn't Bella get extremely cold when they have sex?
-In Twilight, Edward is 107,Bella is 17. Pedophile?
-Doesn't Edward feel like gramps?

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It's only paedophilia if the girl is pre pubescent. I'd hope Bella, at 17, was post pubescent.
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it's a bit creepy, yeah. And sa pamamagitan ng "a bit" I mean a lot. Also, who doesn't Bella get transformed from Edward's semen? I've understood that venom is the only liquid their body produces.
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^Well, that one put a uncomfortable image in my head....
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Gred_and_Forge said:
-Why couldn't Emily say no to Sam when he imprinted on her. What if she wasn't attracted to him, yet is somewhat 'forced' to be his forever.

-I agree when someone brought up Jacob and Nessie being together if the Bampira are enemies of the shapeshifters. Does he immediately stop hating bloodsuckers because he's imprinted on one now?

-What's the use of them repeating school over and over again? Isn't the tag line for Twilight something like 'If you could live forever, what would you live for?' Going to school for decades upon decades is what you would live for?

-Why is Bella immune to Edward and Jane's powers and not Alice's or Jasper's? What makes her so special?

-How come no one noticed the Cullens before when they ilipat around a lot. If they ilipat places every couple of years and then ilipat back to their old hometown, how come no one remembers them? Don't they have yearbooks? On another note, what about I.D.'s? They have driver's licenses. Don't they need like birth certificates and social security cards and what not to get an I.D.? "Hmmm, Edward Cullen. It says you were born in 1901. You don't look a araw over 17" o_O Doesn't that bother anyone else besides me?

-The relationships in the books have no depth, whatsoever. They're only attracted to each other because of their looks and their scent. All of the relationships are a matter of convenience (Alice has a vision and meets Jasper...boring; Rosalie saves Emmett after he was mauled...boring; etc. etc.) What makes their relationship last? They never get in fights or disagree? I hated every single relationship in Twilight, to be honest. There wasn't one couple that made me think 'Wow, that's true love'


Meh. That's all I can think of right now. I'll think of madami later.
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 -Why couldn't Emily say no to Sam when he imprinted on her. What if she wasn't attracted to him, yet is somewhat 'forced' to be his forever. -I agree when someone brought up Jacob and Nessie being together if the Bampira are enemies of the shapeshifters. Does he immediately stop hating bloodsuckers because he's imprinted on one now? -What's the use of them repeating school over and over again? Isn't the tag line for Twilight something like 'If you could live forever, what would you live for?' Going to school for decades upon decades is what you would live for? -Why is Bella immune to Edward and Jane's powers and not Alice's or Jasper's? What makes her so special? -How come no one noticed the Cullens before when they ilipat around a lot. If they ilipat places every couple of years and then ilipat back to their old hometown, how come no one remembers them? Don't they have yearbooks? On another note, what about I.D.'s? They have driver's licenses. Don't they need like birth certificates and social security cards and what not to get an I.D.? "Hmmm, Edward Cullen. It says you were born in 1901. You don't look a araw over 17" o_O Doesn't that bother anyone else besides me? -The relationships in the books have no depth, whatsoever. They're only attracted to each other because of their looks and their scent. All of the relationships are a matter of convenience (Alice has a vision and meets Jasper...boring; Rosalie saves Emmett after he was mauled...boring; etc. etc.) What makes their relationship last? They never get in fights or disagree? I hated every single relationship in Twilight, to be honest. There wasn't one couple that made me think 'Wow, that's true love' Meh. That's all I can think of right now. I'll think of madami later.
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I was wondering that too, I think it was sinabi in the books that the imprintee has no choice. (SEXIST ALERT!) It still confuses me, how come they just can't say no?
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Why aren't they recognised?: I'm not sure why no one would recognise them good question! It would probably take a really long time before they would cycle back to a twon they'd been in before, though, and I'm sure it does mention somewhere in the books that they've had problems with that in the past. But as for their IDs and things, I can answer that! :D It explains in the illustrated guide that they have a room in their house for forgeing illegal documents :)
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Mermaid-Tail said:
One thing I've wondered (because I've talked about my other quibbles already on the spot) I've heard a few people go on about how part of the Twi-vamp powers is becoming beautiful, but how would that work? if a part of the vampire magic is to become beautiful as soon as you are turned, sa pamamagitan ng today's standards shouldn't the older ones be unattractive? Beauty is not a definite state, it changes sa pamamagitan ng generation. For example, being heavier used to be what was attractive, but today being skinny is madami idealised (talking in general). Or what about different parts of the world? Because different cultures find completely different things attractive and ugly. So, do they all become the same kind of 'pretty' even if it is currently considered ugly, or do they become whatever their society considers beautiful at the time they are turned?

Because if becoming attractive is part of their powers either they all become the same kind of pretty (meaning for large chunks of their life they will be considered ugly sa pamamagitan ng a changing society, and the ones turned in different parts of the world will be ugly to their society) or they become the current ideal of beauty where they are (meaning in a few years their look will be outdated and they will no longer be beautiful).
Because since it's such a relative, changeable term, there is really no such thing as 'becoming beautiful', so how would it work? Has it ever been explained?
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I know! I've been wondering the same thing. Beauty is quite subjective. Also, why is Edward and some of the other guys too so tall? The average height was like 5 cm shorter just 100 years ago, and these people were teenagers when they were turned. Carlisle should be considered quite small unless he was exceptionally tall when he was a human (even though he's a bit older)
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I was also wondering about the beauty thing.. Well, I have a theory. Maybe it's not beauty, but it's the way in which they were constructed. Everyone knows that when features or measurements are constructed in the Golden ratio, it becomes much madami pleasing to our eyes, right? I think humans are already in a Golden ratio... But maybe they have some sort of even better ratio, that automatically affects their bodies when they turn, and maybe that's why they magically gained a bunch of cm in height, to even out? Or maybe they were just naturally tall..? But their image of perfection could be mistaken as "beauty". Of course, I'm not sure my theory makes much sense..
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janie6 said:
What happens when Bella gets PMS?

If Bampira never change, do they ever get haircuts?

Since they never sleep, are Bampira ever tired?

What would happen if a vampire died their hair?

Do Bampira shower?

Can Bampira drink water like they drink blood (since blood is mostly water) or does water count as a human food?

So many tanong andno one to answer them...
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CalantheRose said:
- Near the end of the first book, Edward kisses Bella whilst she's hooked up to a puso monitor and she flatlines because Eddy is *just* that awesome *eyeroll*. Why the hell didn't half a dozen doctors and nurses come running?
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