*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*
1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete mga asong lobo have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise, and when they ask you why you want it, tell them that you're planning a camping trip and you need the perfect substitute for firewood.
5) Tell them you know what happens in the end of Midnight Sun. When they ask you what happens, say that Jasper, Jacob, and Edward finally come out of the closet.
6) Find a website that talks about stalking wife-beaters and post a picture of Edward in it, then ipakita it to a fangirl.
7) Call Jacob a pedophile in front of fangirls.
8) Call Alice a carjacker
9) Send Stephenie Meyer a page of Twilight fangirls attacking someone who doesn't like Twilight through email and convince her to stop Pagsulat the books..
10) Tell them that Renesmee is a true freak of nature
11) Go to the Twilight spot and post hundreds of pics of Dracula, Lestat, and the Wolfman and make the pamagat "REAL VAMPIRES" and "REAL WEREWOLVES"
12) ipakita them this list
If you don't like these, please be respectful when you criticize them.....
1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
link
2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete mga asong lobo have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise, and when they ask you why you want it, tell them that you're planning a camping trip and you need the perfect substitute for firewood.
5) Tell them you know what happens in the end of Midnight Sun. When they ask you what happens, say that Jasper, Jacob, and Edward finally come out of the closet.
6) Find a website that talks about stalking wife-beaters and post a picture of Edward in it, then ipakita it to a fangirl.
7) Call Jacob a pedophile in front of fangirls.
8) Call Alice a carjacker
9) Send Stephenie Meyer a page of Twilight fangirls attacking someone who doesn't like Twilight through email and convince her to stop Pagsulat the books..
10) Tell them that Renesmee is a true freak of nature
11) Go to the Twilight spot and post hundreds of pics of Dracula, Lestat, and the Wolfman and make the pamagat "REAL VAMPIRES" and "REAL WEREWOLVES"
12) ipakita them this list
If you don't like these, please be respectful when you criticize them.....
I came across the site 'My life is average' (link) where people send in walang tiyak na layunin mga panipi such as 'Today, my friend and I bought cake mix at the store. The cashier jokingly told us to bring him back some cake. We did. MLIA."
I curiously searched Edward Cullen and some pretty much hilarious results came up!
"Today, my 12-year-old Twilight obsessed little sister told me she wanted a life sized picture of Edward Cullen to put up on her wall. Since she's always telling me how much better Twilight is than Harry Potter, I decided to get her a life sized picture of Cedric Diggory instead. MLIA"
Not the funniest one there, but i've seen some that have made me literally crease. I would recommend looking some up if you want a good laugh and hate the hype surrounding Twilight! :)
I curiously searched Edward Cullen and some pretty much hilarious results came up!
"Today, my 12-year-old Twilight obsessed little sister told me she wanted a life sized picture of Edward Cullen to put up on her wall. Since she's always telling me how much better Twilight is than Harry Potter, I decided to get her a life sized picture of Cedric Diggory instead. MLIA"
Not the funniest one there, but i've seen some that have made me literally crease. I would recommend looking some up if you want a good laugh and hate the hype surrounding Twilight! :)
I used to be a die-hard Twilight fan. (see my username. Damn I wish I'd chosen ANYTHING else sometimes.)
I still like the book in small doses now, and I even write fanfiction for it, but now I've looked critically at SMeyer's characters, and I think I realize what people are talking about when they say Bella sisne is a Mary Sue.
As a person who has seen it from both sides, I'd like to say that maybe Twilight fans didn't see Bella like that to begin with because she has so many "flaws".
I'm not really a mega-supporter of Bella's neediness. And I even, admittedly, wonder why she took Edward back after New Moon. Normal people with lives and better things to do would say, "Hell no am I taking you back. You left me crying in a forest, and you think I'll just come running back to you? You wanna commit suicide, go right ahead while I get the popcorn."
I still like Twilight. But maybe Bella sisne was kind of 2-Dimensional.
I still like the book in small doses now, and I even write fanfiction for it, but now I've looked critically at SMeyer's characters, and I think I realize what people are talking about when they say Bella sisne is a Mary Sue.
As a person who has seen it from both sides, I'd like to say that maybe Twilight fans didn't see Bella like that to begin with because she has so many "flaws".
I'm not really a mega-supporter of Bella's neediness. And I even, admittedly, wonder why she took Edward back after New Moon. Normal people with lives and better things to do would say, "Hell no am I taking you back. You left me crying in a forest, and you think I'll just come running back to you? You wanna commit suicide, go right ahead while I get the popcorn."
I still like Twilight. But maybe Bella sisne was kind of 2-Dimensional.