Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
sumali
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
 Bella Swan...
added by
litrato
twilight
funny
critical analysis
bella
edward cullen
Fanpup says...

This Critical Analysis of Twilight litrato contains portrait, headshot, and closeup. There might also be anime, comic book, manga, and cartoon.

added by PMT
Source: http://www.mugglespace.com/profile/babydoll1334
For those who like the basic vampire romance dynamic in Twilight but don’t necessarily like its execution, I highly recommend the Swedish vampire film Let the Right One In. I just rented this a few days nakaraan and fell in pag-ibig with it. I think it’s one of my tuktok films of all time. It has many elements that are similar to Twilight in terms of vampire romance, but it treats the subject much madami seriously and is a bit truer to the vampire characteristics traditional to the last fifty years of movie-making.

It’s about a boy named Oskar who’s bullied at school and is in a pretty bad place....
continue reading...
posted by RobynPotter
{i did not write this myself, but i found it ridiculously funny and thought it needed to be posted here}

Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in...
continue reading...
 Credit: Very Demotivational
Credit: Very Demotivational
I felt a compelling need to write this artikulo because recently I have found myself madami constantly thrust into situations and debates where I have to defend the Harry Potter fandom against the Twilight fandom, which I despise so much. My best friend and her family are actually major pro-Twilight fans. This past evening made me realize that there are so many reasons why Harry Potter is much madami awesome than Twilight, and its not just the obvious ones either. Thus, I give you all the evidence you will ever need to successfully pwn a Twilight tagahanga trying to bring your fandom down.

Obvious Reasons...
continue reading...
I'll never be an emo vampire, Setting tweenaged loins on fire.
I've got nothing in common with the Bampira of today.
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away.
This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the vampire rules.
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isn't cool.
Girls won't climb up trees with me or canoodle in the grass.
And when I play vampire baseball, I always get picked last.
Oh come on! Seriously dudes. That's a human you just picked over me.
I've seduced all kinds of women from all over the world.
But, now the only dates I get...
continue reading...
i had nothing to do absolutely nothing to do. As i was so bored i began drawing through one of Dimitri's paborito cowboy novels i had a feeling this would annoy him. suddenly i felt someone looming above me i turned around, it was Dimitri just as i thought he was going to be annoyed with me for sure.
"What are you doing Roza?" he asked
I grinned. he picked up the novel that i was drawing in i hope he didn't see it.
"Ah one of paborito books." he opened the book and saw my lovely work of art. He frowned at me.
"Busted." i laughed nervously
"Rose why are you destroying my books?" he asked sternly...
continue reading...
Despite whatever impressions you may have garnered from the pamagat of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....
continue reading...
posted by AliceHaleCullen
Rightio, it's been a while since I wrote an artikulo and my best friend recently told me something that shocked me beyond belief.

She was walking through our local town centre in a 'Team Jacob' t-shirt, and a walang tiyak na layunin girl she didn't even know just walked up to her, punched her and called her numerous swear words just because her sando didn't say 'Team Edward'.

This really opened my eyes to how violent Twilight series 'fans' can be. It's not acceptable to manuntok someone in the face if they've done something, let alone because they have a different opinion on something.

Since then she's been to scared...
continue reading...
posted by Dearheart
Bwahahaha! Welcome, little people! *cues scary pipe organ music* Yes, the C.A.T.’s out of the bag. It’s true. There are people in existence who do NOT worship the ground the Stephenie Meyer walks on. But before all you Twi-hards get mad about it and ulat us, let me tell you what this spot is NOT. Twi-haters, this applies to you as well, so listen up.

This is not an anti spot. (Read that sentence twice, please.)

We are not here to bash Stephenie Meyer or her fans, nor are we here to hate Twilight for the sake of hating it. That’s just as stupid (if not madami so) as obsessing over Twilight...
continue reading...
added by BruCaS_LoVE
Source: tumblr.com
added by marthatsal
added by Lilly98
video
twilight
protest
added by Bibbiano
Source: Not mine
added by rachaelwsz
Source: ONTD @ LJ
added by Myf_1992
added by KitKatLex
added by sparkyhedgehog
added by Mallory23
Source: lightspeedfuckingchampion.tumblr.com
added by rachaelwsz
Source: Jamie Ogalesco's FB pader