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For those of you who don't know, that's Edward Elric and the gang from Fullmetal Alchemist, one of the awesomest animes out there. (Now you know who Edward Cullen estola those golden eyes from.) :P
This Critical Analysis of Twilight litrato might contain spatula, hip boot, thigh boot, sign, poster, teksto, and pisara.
(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do you guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have you read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t you just pag-ibig them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are you f***ing serious?! These are the best books ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite you and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
