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My name is...
Well it used to be something else and now it's something different and my last name is a cover and write now I am being partially inhabited sa pamamagitan ng my patroness so...
Let's just call me the Gypsy.

So anyway. I am a little off balance with two extra heads so I kicked my shoes off and ran towards my son. He was lying on his back with open eyes, breathing heavilly. An african-american kid was stood sa pamamagitan ng him wearing a scowl.
A long, green claw protruded from the tip of his nose.
"He jumped", I gasped. Something in that boys clever mind had told him that if he ducked there would not be enough...

Chapter 15; Oh My Gods; My Mum is Doctor Who!

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Mum walked me back to the ricketty rainbow-painted caravan. She opened the door and muttered, "Brace yourself". She pushed open the door and I stepped into a huge white, clean hall. In the middle was a huge fountain with a woman with three heads stood on tuktok of a fat body of a man. She held infront of her a torch that was really lit. Water gushed from the eyes and mouths and from the dead giants wounds. And from her arm hung a whole huge sheet of water. In the pool around herr stood several figures. Cal, Markus and Chenobly. My mother. And then there were five figures whose heads were covered...

Chapter 10; The Mormos' View

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My name is Athanasia.
I am as old as time itself and I must do my masters bidding to survive.
It is my duty.
My curse, my life.
This is my story;
On the orders of my master Mormo I just killed my temporairily former masters son. I am that Mormos. The villain.
Athanasia means immortal because I am the oldest and first Mormos and have never been slain. Although alot of Mor os like me spend alot time in the sa ilalim ng daigdig when they are not biting the bad children so our king doesn't have to.
Then I heard those voices;
"YOU JUST SHOT OUR SON", a deep mechanical voice said. I flapped my huge bat wings...

Chapter 13; Why did I invite her again?

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Well as I digested what my mother had just sinabi she reached over and sharply prodded my ear-lobe and neck at the same time and I fell into a deep sleep.

TWO DAYS LATER

I woke up. As usual my mum had already got into an argument with management. She, some ginger boy and Chiron were having a blazing row. That is when I noticed that the ginger boys nose was a foot long.

The ginger kid yelled, "she shouldn't even be here other mortals aren't allowed. I tried to get my mum in".
She retaliated, "Hecate puts the dead souls of the sorcerers of greek into us so we can channel their power and do maggic....

Chapter 21; Bed, Breakfast and Corpses

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I sat in the back of the ferrari with clarrise while in the front Daniela sar shotgun dancing in her upuan with headphones on, "Da. da-da. Nanannananana. DA DA DA DAAAAAAAA!", she muttered. Clarisee looked at me and mouthed ,"Why".
I shrugged. It had been long araw and I had just wanted to get going.
A big truck bashed into the side of us and Danielas eyes snapped open.
"STOP", she ordered. The Ferrari stopped moving and she hopped out.
Rage in her eyes she stood still staring at the truck. ~Then she pulled out a bow and palaso and knocked 12 arrows staight at it. They curved and took out alll...

Chapter 19; Am I Really that Friendless

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I smiled at Chiron and walked out of the big house. I sighed.

“WOOHOO. OH BOY. YES. YES, YES, YES, YESSATY, YES, YES! I’M GOING ON A QUEST. WOOHOO. HAHAHA. YES, YES, YES!”

I made Evangelos into a gun and shot bronze bullets into the air. I laughed my head off and started break dancing spinning on my head and doing back-flips. I rushed through the presa fields doing cartwheels and leaping.

“I HAVE A QUEEEST. I HAVE A QUEEEST. I, HAVE A QUEST. ME SERIOUSLY I HAVE A QUEST. ME, ME CAN YOU BELIEVE IT”.

I finally got off of my quest high and stopped near the Hephaestus Cabin. I ran...

Chapter 18; The Mummy Breaks Character

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“Um... Sorry I didn’t quite catch that”, I mumbled.

She lifted her head and in my head the voice laughed, “I was trying to be dramatic and now you’ve made me break character. Here I’ll write it down”. She pulled a piece of paper off the floor and a feather from her eye-socket. She pulled a glass cup from on tuktok of some drawers and spat some green goop in it. She dipped the feather and began writing. She folded the paper up and pushed it across the table. I reached over and put it in my pocket. “Thanks”, I sinabi and began walking away. “Oi cheeky. You can’t just get the...

Chapter 17; Beers With a Dead Hippy

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I ran up the stairs as fast as could and when Chiron stepped in my way I just pulled the sando up over his eyes and jumped over him. I ran up the steps and ended up in a ricketty old room much like the outside of my mums caravan. A child-like voce laughed in my head ,"Hello. Don't get people like you in here often".
An anceint mummy in tie-dye clothes stood up and brushed some books and a tiny shrunked head off a small mesa pulled up a chair and sat down. "You can not tell anyone about this okay. Just say I was a bit weird and creepy". "sure you're the mummy".
"Cuppa", the mummy lifted a pink...

Chapter 16; My Life in a Nutshell

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My life is officially so messed up I am unable to sum it up. The meaning of the pamagat is that my mum’s magic Caravan is supposedly made of Nutshells.

So anyway. I am tied up in a aklatan with no doors susunod to an unconscious Charles Beckendorf. I spat the balled up medyas out of my mouth and tried to stand. I did but immediately fell over. So I rolled. I rolled sideways to a pader and pressed myself against it and pushed myself up it until I was on my knees. I started swinging my head and watched as my pocket-watch/shield swung on its chain and flew into my mouth. I wriggled my tongue, found...

Chapter 2; The Stars meet the Undeworld

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A huge fissure ripped open at my feet and a 3 metre tall woman with pure white skin and very red lip with two short fangs protruding from the upper one. Huge furry bat wings slowly spread out from her body with a huge, white claw coming from the upper edge of each wing. She had a black snake skin dress and a neclace with one red ruby attatched. Her hands and feet were huge balls of brown madala balahibo with four long claws dripping green fluid. And her hair was bushy and shoulderlength but made of shadow. It writhed and moved like it had a mind of its own and it seemed so insubstantial.
"Master Mormo...

Chapter 3; A Warning from Mummy

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I got a room pretty easy. I just flashed mums emergency cedit card and the receptionist let me right in. I just lay on my fluufy hotel kama and feel asleep in my uniform. It's weird but I always fal asleep the segundo I hit the bed...

I was in a perfectly cubed shaped room and the were blobs of colour dissolving, twisting and expanding all the time like a wet painting if you shake it. Then one pader rippled and a woman stepped out. She had three heads and wore each of her sets of hair in a turban and a carnival mask on each face.
She whipped out a hand to the pader to my left and suddenly it went blank. Then strange letters appeared and rearranged themselves to spell;

Run
Go to the Gypsys
They are coming
They are coming
they are coming

Remember my words
The words of hecate

A listahan of things Virginia DeLaney my Gypsy Mother has Implied

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She hid the trojan army in her caravan and transformed it into the trojan horse
She went to prison
She taught Medea
She taught Circe
She taught Micheal Jacksons Surgeon
Micheal Jacksons surgeon is a witch because he could change a mans colour
She taught Marylin Munroe how to act
She served Persephone the Pomegranite seeds
She was Henry the Eigths maid
She had a quickee marraige and divorce to Henry the Eigth
She smothered Henry the Eight in his sleep
She ate roast turkey with Geoffrey Chaucer
She took a shot at Hitler
Hitler took a shot at her
She pulled Heras hair when she was 6
Hera stole...

Chapter 6; That Stupid Horse

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I resorted to using my mum’s credit card one last time. I rented a black motorbike because all my ex-violin could muster was a normal bike. I didn't have a license (I am 13) but neither did the guy selling the bike. With my weapon in fork form in my pocket I drove off towards long Island Sound like Cal had sinabi to.
It didn't take long to get there and the ride was fairly easy.
I saw the pine tree. It was a good tree. I like trees. I walked up to it and gave it a hug and in my mind I heard a voice whisper,"Who are you". I didn’t answer I just walked off down to a valley with a huge old house...

Thats Right the Story Itslef

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My name is Darren DeLaney.
I am 13 years old and I will become a God.
It is my destiny.
My dream my life.
It will happen.
This is my story;
It the araw after the summer solstice and I walk in the door of my large posh statley white house. We have tall green hedges and a marble patio and I cherish my good fortune as I tumawid the tiles. The tiles are so clean I can see my reflection in them;
I stand at 5ft 7 with dark, dark brown hair the colour of coffee granules evenly cut so I had a close to shaven head which got slowly longer on the tuktok until the fringe stuck up in front of me a few centimetres....

!!!SPOILER ALERT!!! FUTURE CHAPTER SNEAK PEEK

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Chapter 20; For once I didn't even have to invite her, she came on her own!

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I was scared to follow Clarisse and tell her she couldn't come with me on the quest but I felt like I had to.
So I didn't.
I feel alot of things and that does not justify being murdered sa pamamagitan ng an angry mini- ares. I was looking for a quest partner. I had Clarrisse so I figured taking a segundo stranger might at least divert my fear to a segundo person so I didn't pee my pants every time she looked at me. Like they (And sa pamamagitan ng they I mean the people I made up) say it is better to have two problems in different places than it is to have one your forced to stick with.

So I did what I always did when I am...

Chapter 14; Why, why, why did I invite her?

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"Really mum why", I asked again. "For funsies", she giggled, "You know I could have done it with out slapping him but he didn't know that". "But why", I aked. "Three reasons. A; He deserved it. B; It was funny. And C; he is ginger". "You're ginger", I implored.
Mum bent down and took the hairbrush and mirror from an aphrofite kids hand. "Excuse me", she said. "It's okay honey you're excused", Mum laughed and walked away.
Looking in the mirror she chuckled, "Darren, honey. I am a redhead. Boys are ginger gits, and Girls are hot redheads. Deal with it it's the way things are".
"Now", she said,...

Chapter 12; A Small Loss

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Okay so I punched her.

It wasn't my fault the girl was leaning over me, had red lips and black hair.
It turned out that;
1) Her name is Lou Ellen, Undetermined.
2) She was taking my tempareture.
3) She bleeds easily.
4) She swears alot.
5) I bleed easily.

So all in all after being punched in the face, getting a bloody nose, screaming a few curse words, yanking out a chunk of my hair, slapping me so hard I spat out blood, screaming and slamming the door so hard dust fell from the ceiling and giving my mum the evils she had an pangkalahatang alright day.

My mum stuttered, "Um she was um, she... um......

Chapter 9; Two Old mga kaibigan

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Beckendorf came to see me a few times and was rustling through the bag of potion equipment when it happened. A large elepante shaped blot appeared on the surface of the horizon. I heard the crack of reins and someone yell ,"Ya. Faster, faster".
I saw that familiar ginger head pop into view. She was wearing the same autumny dress but susunod to her on the front of the ricketty caravan was a steaming pan of sizzling pork. Eating from it sat a small kastanyas horse with seagull wings and I knew that he had told the other two Pegasi pulling it where to go.
That is when they showed up. Ten massive snakes...

Chapter 8; A gift for a Prayer

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Everything was almost perfect. Apart from the fact that I had no cabin and no hapunan table. So Chiron offered to let me eat at his table.
I declined. So I turned my spear into a chair attached to mesa and set it down susunod to the Hephaestus table. Charles and I talked a little but mainly I kept to myself. This was my 2nd araw at Camp but my first hapunan and it made me realise what an outsider I am. Oh well at least the pagkain looks good. I lifted a large piece of pork to my mouth and Charles kicked me in the leg.
I looked up and saw everyone waiting in line sa pamamagitan ng the fire. "We burn some of our food...