Death Note Pick Up Lines

Bloody life...
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After that explosion, all I did was worry about Mello. I can't believe it... I myself don't know how he managed to deal with that singe. It was awful... My gunshots were not pleasant either, but, to be honest, I was madami worried about Mello than about me. Still, eight days later we were back in the game. After all this pain, I was madami determined than ever to defeat Near. I wanted the people to know who was the best.
We still had to do some things which could be considered embarrassing. Like hide in Halle Lidner's apartment. That woman did look normal, but there was something...

Hello people of the universe this is my first artikulo so don't be too mean.Anyways i'm going to do these letters from the death note characters to you the fans. To request a letter just tell me your first name(real name)(or OC's are fine),the name of the character you want to write the letter,and a paglalarawan of what you want the letter to be like and i will get back to you ASAP.Here is a prebiyu of what they'll be like.This request is from my annoying best friend that begged me to do this.

Dear Dakota,
I write this to you to tell you what you mean to me. I was alone before i met you no one...

Misa's POV

I had just gotten away from all the killing and the book and the murder once again! I was overwhelmed to be away from gore, and death for once, except the fact that, i can't see Light. Light and Lawliet have it hard, working to try and catch Kira. And on my one araw off! Some pervert comes around slapping my butt! I yelped turning around. A young teenage boy glanced up at me and gave me an apple. I blushed lightly at how the boy had already known how to hit on women. Taking the mansanas politely i didn't speak nor talk to the boy about how he had rudely smacked my tooshie. I began to...