The Politics of "Parks and Rec"

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty reyna Elizabeth II:

In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in kamakailan years your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA and therefore not able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty reyna Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not...

I've been working on an artikulo for a long time, formerly entitled: "The State of Our Nation's Education: Myths and Facts." Now, this artikulo may come about soon enough, and that will be MUCH madami of a factual, logical argument, using sources and statistics and data to debunk the lies. But this needed to be said, because I am both emotionally and physically exhausted.

Now, some of you might ask me why I'm exhausted. Most, out of a genuine curiosity, but some because you know I'm a Masters Student, working at a local elementary school. And you think, "Cinders, you're just training to be a teacher....