A man and woman are arguing on the phone until the man has enough and hangs up. The woman called him back and yelled into

the phone, "Did you just hang up on me?!"
Her husband: "I don´t know, it sounded something like this." *click*
- Jeff Dunham



"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the

other one off."
- Tommy Cooper


"Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's

either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger...