I was out hiking in the woods with a few mga kaibigan of mine, when we all got Nawawala and accidentally split up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an oras or so, I sat on a stump, praying that my mga kaibigan would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some mga kaibigan I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a palda that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are you lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do you mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure you can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that you like jumping off cliffs. Are you suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I pag-ibig the wind in my hair!
Me: If you hadn't gotten married, would you consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I pag-ibig my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did you marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom you fell in pag-ibig with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would you leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes you pag-ibig someone, but then you meet someone else and pag-ibig them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: You don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me sa pamamagitan ng the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are you MAD? There's nothing madami powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE YOU SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit you here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are you ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and you don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could you stand the madala droppings all around? And how you don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch you when you sleep?
Pocahontas: You watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would you ever agree if someone called you a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: sa pamamagitan ng far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an oras or so, I sat on a stump, praying that my mga kaibigan would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some mga kaibigan I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a palda that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are you lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do you mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure you can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that you like jumping off cliffs. Are you suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I pag-ibig the wind in my hair!
Me: If you hadn't gotten married, would you consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I pag-ibig my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did you marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom you fell in pag-ibig with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would you leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes you pag-ibig someone, but then you meet someone else and pag-ibig them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: You don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me sa pamamagitan ng the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are you MAD? There's nothing madami powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE YOU SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit you here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are you ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and you don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could you stand the madala droppings all around? And how you don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch you when you sleep?
Pocahontas: You watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would you ever agree if someone called you a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: sa pamamagitan ng far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
Comment if you want more!! :D
Who is the girliest of them all?
Even though all the princesses are pretty and attractive, one is just abit hotter than the next. So let's get started.
10.Rapunzel
I don't know if it has anything to do with the 3D animation but I just don't find Rapunzel hot. She looks an 11 taon old and she's supposed to be 18. And her face isn't all that great either, her eyes are too freaking large.
9.Snow White
I guess we're not to supposed to find Snow White hot. She is only 14 but she looks a little older than that. Probably because she looks so tall compared to the dwarves. She's too cute and baby like to be hot. I like her...
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10.Rapunzel
I don't know if it has anything to do with the 3D animation but I just don't find Rapunzel hot. She looks an 11 taon old and she's supposed to be 18. And her face isn't all that great either, her eyes are too freaking large.
9.Snow White
I guess we're not to supposed to find Snow White hot. She is only 14 but she looks a little older than that. Probably because she looks so tall compared to the dwarves. She's too cute and baby like to be hot. I like her...
